The longer the time between Michael Bay films the more cinemas need him.

Roku has been playing the majority of the Zucker Brothers' movies on repeat all day while showing BTS ads for the new Naked Gun all day, and then playing the first 10 or 15 minutes of the new one. Genuinely excellent way to advertise.

Can you imagine if a former college student forced all the professors from all the colleges into his backyard so he could give them a lecture on what it takes to be a good professor?

Well I haven't been raptured, so I'm sorry to say that I really am that bad boy your mom told you to stay away from.

Ha ha! Wow look! Baby Yoda is using the force to grab snacks! But this time it's in a movie! COOL!

By Jove, she’s coming together.

I've got a hankering for a Cobb salad with so much bullshit on it that it completely negates the greenery underneath it.

Have they considered making it illegal to do assassinations?

Moooom! Pink Floyd is doing something weird again!

I'm not worried about AI. I will be concerned about AI if the porn industry adopts it, like the real porn industry. That's when you know it's here to stay.

a secretary of war that wears fun socks is kind of crazy

I discussed what it was like to finish my book on the Patreon.

So, I finished my novel.

Whoever is blaring Hanoi Hannah in DC right now should get a Medal of Honor.

Titanfall 2 is, without a doubt, one of the best games ever made, and EA just killed the franchise for free. Baffling to me.

The most jaw-dropping, mind-blowing part of the Adam Friedland episode with Ritchie Torres is that Adam gave him about 15 rip cords to act like a normal human being. Torres took none of them and continued to act like an insane sociopath.

"Oh, William, what's the villain in your novel?" Market Colonialism. "I thought you said it was a fantasy novel?" It is.

70% Complete.

Got a pamphlet in the mail today from the VERY scared California Right calling Newsom's redistricting plan ILLEGAL GERRYMANDERING and UNCONSTITUTIONAL lol, lmao, even.

Time travel has in fact been invented, but they just keep using it to go back and see Daft Punk Alive 2007 over and over and over.

Having a breakdown over how complex, layered, and robust the song And Then He Kissed Me by The Crystals is. Maniac type shit.

Me in 2028 when I'm filling in the bubble for Gavin Newsom for President.

It never fails to make me laugh that every mainstream article written about Hasan Piker starts the same. "Stinky leftist somehow manages to be buff and hot at the same time? How is this possible?"

Spent an hour staring at myself in the mirror, dissociating from the realization that America's Reichstag Fire is because a guy called 'Big Balls' got beat up by teenagers.

If the conservatives really want to own the libs, it's very easy, adopt leftist talking points and policy. The libs hate that more than the sieg heils.

If you're ever feeling disproportionately confident in a creative project and need to knock yourself down a peg or two. Listen to Pet Sounds. It's just what the ego ordered.

Nothing makes me feel more like an insane person than the discussion around the Craig Bond Era. I think Quantum and Spectre are the best entries in the series and a perfect follow-up to Casino. While Skyfall was a pandering mess, with no vision. But the consensus is the exact opposite. Help me.

This was a weird watch, and I would probably feel weird about rewatching The West Wing too.

The streets are saying the new Naked Gun is peak.

I'm gonna blow my fucking brains out. No way the "I wouldn't change anything" candidate is telling US! about a broken system.

Libertarians are just right-wing hippies.

I finally got around to watching Haywire, and uh...

Behold, the only TRUE apolitical art.

Hey listen, I'm way behind on Lower Decks, but I'm gonna need a USS Riverside model on my desk, please.

Hollywood therapists when their clients start repeating exactly what was said to them on podcasts.

It was time for a rewatch.

Morrissey was really cooking when he said, “I was looking for a job and then I found a job, and heaven knows I’m miserable now.”

Yeah, medicaid might be cooked. Yeah a bunch of people are going to die because of it. but thank GOD our savior Chuck Schumer managed to change the name of the fucking bill.

No disrespect, but Norman Reedus is just a homeless Michael J Fox.

Making preparations to become either a political prisoner, or resistance fighter. Both require a truly deranged amount of push ups.

I don't know what to say

Take me back to the beach assault sequence from The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

Democrats are running around trying to stop Mamdani like he's Jason Bourne. All while Fox News is like, "He literally has a bomb on his chest right now and he's going to blow up your mom."

Nearly choked to death on a burrito I made myself. I was so scared. Not of potentially choking to death, but that I might choke to death on, frankly, a mediocre burrito. That would have been embarrassing.

Call me cynical, but I think this is a terrible choice.

SHARIA LAW!! SHARIA LAW IS GETTING PAID MORE!!! SOMEONE STOP THIS GUY!!! ITS MY RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN TO BANKRUPT MYSELF BECAUSE MY KIDS NEED CARE WHILE IM AT WORK!!!!

The longer I sit with Oceans 12 after a recent rewatch, the more it frustrates me, because it's so close to being the best of the series. But the baffling reliance on Julia Roberts, and the out-of-nowhere reveal at the end really stick in my craw.

if anyone’s leaving nyc out of fears of sharia taking over please lmk i will buy your brownstone and live in it

One of my favorite recurring bits in the Ocean’s movies is that every single person can understand Yen and he can understand them, but the audience cannot.

while i believe kamala would also bomb iran, this isn’t abt winning an argument. i welcome every liberal or rep who joins anti war protests w open arms. every $ spent on weapons to kill children overseas, should be spent on our children’s education, food, healthcare & housing.