artist: *draws character of species A who wants to become species B* me: ooh relatable 🏳️‍⚧️ artist: haha this is my character she's such a pathetic and bullyable <species A>. *draws meme art about the character "pretending" to be species B then getting humiliated by other <species B>'s* me: oh.

I've seen water frozen in cubes before.

How come you cannot send someone a friend request on Discord without them feeling the need to send you a gay ass sticker of a bird or robot waving at you. Can you not say hello like a normal person.

games will say they're educated and then say they're "stuck on geometry" like okay whatever sweaty

unwarranted critiques are endlessly more annoying than unwarranted spoilers

do not waste your kobold's longing and wistfulness

who closes the door when the kobold leaves

do you guys think the refrigerator light turns off after you close it

you wouldn't last an hour on the mountain where i transitioned

i wish it rained more here, in oregon

how do you think he went from dr. feelgood to feel good inc

kobolds? in my world, we actually call them lizard johnnies.

defense damage

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clicks my mechanical wings at you

what if there was a dragon with the body of a kobold

what calamity needs is two anime girls who follow you around everywhere, and give reactions to every boss along the lines of "erm, that just happened" and "that was a big worm"

give cigarettes to your kobolds. it's a rough world out there for them. out in the wilds there are dragons tryna kidnap em and in the villages there are human parties tryna adopt them. may one day there be fire

what else is important to say . . .

AKAB stands for Assigned Kobold At Birth. That's about all you need to know about me. Headmate whose memories are largely sourced in fiction. Will blush if you call me a tiny dragon. /pos Also a fan of Calamity.