You ever see something that just makes you go "What? No that's... that's dumb, why would you say/do that?" and you go to make a comment out of reflex, but then you stop yourself because then you'd have that person talking to you and you're just like "bleghhhhhh that's too taxing on my mental funds"?

HEY YOU! THAT'S RIGHT, YOU! VALUED EMPLOYZEE AT ZYGATTO INC! You have been randomly selected to test our newest line of DNA Gummies! Now in Inanimate Flavors! Grab a gummy and gulp it down! Marvel at the rapid swap of Your DNA for Object DNA! What flavor did YOU get? :D #InanimateTF #ObjectTF

"lock the fuck in" but I'm a furry having furry sex so it's "knot the fuck in"

Look, if you can't borrow your friend's body to get a few extra inches of cockmeat or extra pounds of assfat to help you score on your date, clearly they're praying on your downfall. It's like... c'mon, I just need you on me for a night. This weekend. A week tops. #Absorption #CockTF #AssTF #Vore

You, Me, 200 gallons of restaurant grade liquid butter, a marble hotel lobby floor, an elevator door that closes too slowly, and a skirt with nothing underneath.

Just a silly doodle of my friend/rival Zippy D. Wonderfrog if she became Mayor of Frogopolis

Just another day of making @thebadjag.bsky.social look silly, and this time it was requested by a mutual friend! Ha! Suck it, Caspi~♡

"Nyah, I'm @thebadjag.bsky.social the catboi, nyah~ You should be my lunch, nyah~ You'd look great on my ass as fat, nyah~ Look at me being a catboi and saying nyah nyah nyah~♡" This is a 100% real quote from Caspian, trust me. Look at all the "nyah"s he keeps saying. Classic vorny catboi behavior.

There's a criminal inside you. Don't tell anyone, they're hiding from the police. ... Okay it's me, I'm hiding in you. You had a lot of empty space in your head, and I needed a spot to ditch the cops. Shhhhhh...

Another year, another HallowZeen~ This one seems to have breached containment from somewhere, but I'm sure you're safe wherever you are... though judging by that tool, there's a researcher or two that ran into her on her way out~ #SecondLifeNSFW #FurryNSFW #SecondLifeFurry

Yeah I'm a fan of that Yinglet creator game, did my best to make a Zeenglet~

A picture that has zip to do with Zee? Wow! Rare! Did this for a very good friend of their demonic tuxcat, Vaella. She's a ruthless, narcissistic, and none to gentle with those oh so easily replaced interns. Good thing Beatrice the bunny is such a useful secretary... #SecondLifeNSFW #FurryNSFW

I can relate, villainous and voluptuous, oh heavy is the head~

@goagandbat.bsky.social betrayed me and shot ME with a shrink ray instead of Zippy! I've been Zeetrayed! This is ZEETRAYAL! AHHHHHH! Anyway, Handheld Zee.

I'm a collectible trading card now! Wow! Very Rare! Such Cool! Amazing job done by @ruesixx.bsky.social ~ 🖤🤍💚

"Look I know I agreed to run the drink table for your party, but I've only got a few more cups in me. So either tell people to stop being thirsty as fuck, or start drawing lots on who's helping me make another batch." CW: Implied Cock Vore (Not sure if needed) #SecondLifeNSFW #FurryNSFW #Vore

Consider this: if Supervillains didn't commit crimes, Heros would get bored and have to do lame jobs. Security guards wouldn't have anything to report over the radio. Who would distress the damsels? Crocodile Moat Sales would dry up! Thank your local Supervillain, they do a lot for your community!

Bored Boss Hours #SecondLifeNSFW #SecondLifeFurry #FurryNSFW

My ass is so thicc, I turn the Grim Reaper into the Goon Roper, and that's why I can't die ùwú

It's nice to take lazy photos like this now and then~ #SecondLifeNSFW #FurryNSFW

Fun Fact: Some Eeveelutions have a secret third evolutionary stage, like the cute Flareon who wandered into my hideout and evolved into Shafteon~ Doesn't he look so big and tough now~? I bet I could take the Elite Four with him on my team~ #CockTF #SecondLifeNSFW #SecondLifeFurry #FurryNSFW

I convinced Zippy that all Employee Evaluations had to be filmed for company record keeping~ This is definitely going in the next Frog Fuckers compilation video~💚 #SecondLife #SecondLifeNSFW #SecondLifeFurry #FurryNSFW

Drawing done for my lovely shark fren, Xada~ She's not distracting you at the local gym is she~? Don't let her catch you staring, or she might corner you in the locker rooms later~ ...but I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you~

My greatest weakness is having too many baller ideas and not nearly enough artistic ability or motivation to draw them. I cry ;-;

Smug Lizard Hours~ #SecondLife #SecondLifeFurry

Boss Beans, smooch'em~🖤🤍💚 #SecondLife #SecondLifeFurry

Uranium

Behind the scenes of filming "Frog Fuckers 4: Plapping In The Park" (Filming went on for several hours for just this one scene. We'll call it the Director's Sextended Edition~) #SecondLifeNSFW #FurryNSFW #SecondLifeFurry

One more day. ONE MORE DAY. ONE! MORE! DAYYYYYY! (new 'puter arrives in one more day :3)

Remember that bourbon whiskey pulled pork from the other day? Delish. I was just in my kitchen eating cold pork from the Tupperware in the dark like a kobold eating moss. The congealed juice jelly. The grease coated onions. The pieces of flavor SOAKED meat glued together with the two other things.

Having to wait several hours while smelling a bourbon whiskey pulled pork crock pot from across the room is torture. Truly, no one has struggled with greed and temptation like I am currently.

Silly doodles I did to punish @thebadjag.bsky.social for doubting my Supreme power. Or something like that. I can't remember, but the point is I established dominance and Caspian is a goober.

@goagandbat.bsky.social made me look INCREDIBLY dapper in this, I'm in awe of how fancy I am.

*slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrps* So, wanna do some crime? Maybe kidnap a mayor? Bank heist? Order 99 Pizzas and a raunchy pay-per-view movie on a hero's tab after you steal their credit card?

I want to get better at drawing, or at least less irritated with what I *can* do. I know "practice is key" but what am I supposed to practice? How do I stop bumming myself out?

I wish more creators on SL were as into vests as I am. I NEED to be in a stylish vest while still being a dummy thicc lass. I need the class to match my ass. Please.

"Thanks for volunteering to help me with this, wanted to get in on the 8/8 trend. I'll let you out tomorrow, it IS Post-Vore Day, after all...~" "...YOU'LL let her out?" #VoreDay #SecondLifeNSFW #Vore #FurryNSFW (( Big thanks to my pal Talia Nazari for "filling in" for my first time doing 8/8~ ))

Frogopolis News is the only news network that reports the important stories... in comic sans. In their defense, they ARE run by frogs, and as we all know... frogs ARE frogs.

Just because we're supervillains doesn't mean we don't aim to meet expectations of our kidnapping victims. You're an integral part of our schemes! What are some things YOU have experienced at the hands of a supervillain that you felt really enhanced your time as a hostage, or wish you had?

Anyone want a free silly doodle? It will be awful, but free. I will do three of these, first come first serve. Just drop your OC or whatever you want me to attempt to use my limited scribblin' skills on.

Imagine strapping a Hero to a rocket to blast them into the sun only for them to seduce one of your henchmen, and that turncoat betrays you by making the straps a *little* too loose and the Hero gets away at the last minute. That's why Hero suits are so tight. Seduction of henchmen.

This cute bunslut was already a thirsty bitch for me, but when I showed off my Zeetosis and split into two Zees, she couldn't even get a word out other than "Cock... P-Please..." she was drooling so hard~ ( The bunslut belongs to @zythria.bsky.social 💚) #SecondLifeNSFW #SecondLifeFurry #FurryNSFW

@goagandbat.bsky.social promised me a 20-meter tall statue of myself made entirely of salami in exchange for letting him zap me with a ray. Naturally I agreed, and like a FOOL I was BAMBOOZLED. I'll be spending the rest of the week as a superHERO! T^T At least I look cool in a cape...

@thebadjag.bsky.social has non-copyright elevator music instead of thoughts

Someone told @thebadjag.bsky.social I was in the business of making silly doodles, and they wanted to be Necoarc-ized, so voila~ I asked mamy questions, including foods and hobbies they like and a very smart math problem about trains that they got wrong. All irrelevant except for the food part :3

Big ol' Cheekin

Plin plin plon...

@elyblanche.bsky.social might be a delicious cupcake today, but she might eat you instead if you tease her too much about being a delicious looking treat~

If you've ever misplaced a rubber ducky, it probably went to a good home.