Shitty Phone Doodle: "So You Wanted To Fuck A Vampire...Here's The Reality Of The Situation

Happy Mother's Day to all the moms who will do ANYTHING for their kids.

The features on my phone's sketchbook app are pretty cool. This is just some b.s. I did to show the Time Lapse feature.

Now that Tales From The Crypt is streaming on Shudder, it's a great time to revisit my analysis of 3 episodes from Season 1. My vids are a labor of love, they take a lot time make on top of all that's been going on w/work. Don't fret, more are on the way. youtube.com/@thejimiryan...

Friday means another drop. I'm up to 25 installments; 22 are free to read. Everyone has their own personal food preferences, some stranger than others. www.patreon.com/collection/1...

24th is up. 21 are free. What happens when a woman recollects lost memories from her past? What horrible things did she do? How will this affect her family? What happens when a teen discloses what kind of monster he is? How it will it affect his family? www.patreon.com/collection/1...

The 23th installment of my on going serial is up. the 1st 20 are free to read. Food is universal. Food is life. Every animal needs it to survive. What is food is subjective. Very subjective. The bodies are piling up. www.patreon.com/collection/1...

#22 of my on going serial is up. The 1st 19 are free to read. Two families are at the center of disappearances and murders seemingly have no rhyme or reason. But there is method to the madness. And everyone is perfectly sane. www.patreon.com/collection/1...

Roadie can be a terrible assistant sometimes. #cats #art ##roadiethekitty

It's Friday! And that means another installation of my serial, #21. The 1st 18 are free to read. Two families are at the center of a series of disappearances and brutal murders. Who is innocent, who is guilty? The answers aren't so clear. www.patreon.com/collection/1...

The next installment, #20 is up. The first 17 are free to read. Two families & two detectives are at the center of of a wave of disappearances and brutal murders. Who's behind all of this? Werewolves? Satanists? Cannibals? A serial killer? www.patreon.com/collection/1...

My next installment just dropped. I'm 19 chapters in, the 1st 16 are free to read. What follows are the stories surrounding two families & the two detectives trying to figure out who or what is behind the gruesome murders that is plaguing the city. www.patreon.com/collection/1...

I'm 18 installments in now. The 1st 15 are free to read Who/what is behind the disappearances and gruesome murders afflicting the city over the past 3 years? A serial killer? Werewolves? Satanists? Cannibals? Why is a happy family seemingly at the center of it all? www.patreon.com/collection/1...

17th installment on Patreon. The 1st 14 are free. A boy goes missing. A mother loses her memory. Mutilated bodies are discovered. Not even the police are safe. Who/what is to blame? Werewolves? Satanic cult? Cannibals? Serial killers? The police? www.patreon.com/collection/1...

Up to 16 chapters/stories now. 1st 13 are free to read. A boy goes missing. A mother loses her memory. Mutilated bodies are found and they are piling up. Who is behind it all? Werewolves? Satanists? Cannibals? Why are two families seemingly at the center? www.patreon.com/collection/1...

My next episode comparing the Tales From The Crypt show and the @eccomics they based it on is up. Check it out and please remember to Like, Comment, Subscribe, & Share. It helps my channel get to more eyeballs. www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLV3...

15th story/chapter is up. A boy goes missing. A mother loses her memory. A woman is found mutilated. Victims are piling up. Who is behind all this: a cannibal, werewolves, a scrawny teenage loner, an imaginary friend? It can't be all those things, can it? www.patreon.com/collection/1...

16th story/chapter in my serial is up on Substack. The 1st 13 are free to read. A boy goes missing. A mother loses her memory. A woman is found murdered & mutilated. Who is behind all this; a serial killer, werewolves, a scrawny teenage loner? thejimiryan.substack.com

14th story/chapter in my serial is up on Patreon. The 1st 11 are free to read. A boy goes missing. A mother loses her memory. A woman is found murdered & mutilated. Who is behind all this; a serial killer, werewolves, a scrawny teenage loner? www.patreon.com/collection/1...

I've loved this show since I was a kid and I'm finally reading the EC Comics the Tales from The Crypt show based them on. I compare the differences and similarities in the characters and themes. www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9Y2...

13th story/chapter in my serial is up on Patreon. The 1st 10 are free to read. A boy goes missing. A mother loses her memory. A woman is found murdered & mutilated. Who is behind all this; a serial killer, werewolves, a scrawny teenage loner? www.patreon.com/collection/1...

Chapter 14 in my serial is up on Substack! The first 11 are free to read. Over the course of 3 years, a family seems to be at the center of series of disappearances & deaths. Who are responsible? Who are the victims? Join me in my adventure. thejimiryan.substack.com

My new series! I hope to release one bi-monthly but, likely it will be monthly due to time constraints. In it I compare the story, characters, & themes between episodes of Tales From The Crypt and the EC Comics they were based on. youtu.be/8p8k1cpNHU0?...

Chapter/Story 13 of my serial just dropped. The 1st 10 are free to read! A family seem to be at the center of a wave of odd disappearances & murders occurring over the past few years. Who is a victim, who is a predator? Is it man or beast? thejimiryan.substack.com

Story/Chapter 12 of my serial is up on Substack. The 1st 9 are free to read. Series 01: A family can't escape being part of series if disappearances and murders. Who's behind them? Is a group or the work of just one? Man or beast? thejimiryan.substack.com

Jibbles and Roadie are hanging out more and more. 😍

My 11th chapter/story is up on Substack. The 1st 8 are free to read. Odd disappearances & murders interrupt & invade a relatively happy family's life. See what mysteries lie beneath, beginning with Story/Chapter 01-01 Cheddar Pete. thejimiryan.substack.com

I'm at 10 stories/chapters of my Freestyle Fiction serial. The 1st 7 are totally free to read! New 1 drops every Friday. Fans of family dynamics, crime, mystery & horror check it out. Start with 01-01 thejimiryan.substack.com

Ruby the Wiener Dog and I would like to thank our vets for their hard work and sacrifices. #veteransday

Donny Dozing. #dozydonny

My next issue of Ruby's Days is out now free on Patreon. check out the fun adventures Ruby & her friends have in this on going comic strip. www.patreon.com/posts/rubys-...

If you're on #Patreon, check out my #serial Freestyle Fiction. Each story can be read independently but it's best to read in order. The 1st 3 stories are free! A new one drops every Friday. www.patreon.com/collection/1...

The 8th chapter/story of my on going series just dropped on my Substack. The 1st 5 are free to read of everyone. The 1st story, Freestyle Fiction 01-01 is pinned at the top. Start with that one. #mystery #horrorstories #serials thejimiryan.substack.com

Congratulations #RobertEnglund. It's about time. #freddykruger #halloween #hollywoodwalkoffame

I'm watching #thehumanistreport on YouTube and #mikefigueredo called #Trump, President Neck-pussy. I can't stop laughing.

2 of my 5 posted stories are free on Patreon. If you're not on Substack go to my Patreon instead. The sub is cheaper but the stories come out 2 weeks later than my Substack. patreon.com/collection/1... #mystery #horror #halloween #crime #shortstories

4 of my 7 stories are now free on Substack. 1st story is pinned. It's a serial so def read in order if ya want. The overall arc is a mystery surrounding a family and what befalls them. thejimiryan.substack.com?utm_campaign... #mystery #horror #crime #familydrama #halloween #shortstories

Almost done with the running cycle. Thanks to Vectorfactory on freepik for sequence I used as a reference. I think Roadie approves. #comingsoon #horrorshowanalysis #horrorcomicsanalysis #roadiethekitty

My "assistant" hard at work while I'm trying to edit the series I'm crafting. #comingsoon #horrorshowanalysis and #horrorcomicsanalysis #roadiethekitty

On this date in 1978 one of the most influential horror movies was released...Halloween.

My 3rd story on Substack is now free! I recommend starting w/the 1st story, Cheddar Pete, because it is a series. You don't need an account or be subbd at all to read the 1st 3 stories. #mysterystories #serialfiction thejimiryan.substack.com/?utm_campaign=…

Today SawVI was released in '09. Of all the horror franchises, I really liked the continuing story of the series. The social commentary of each chapter elevated the series above just being torture porn imo. Yeah the traps were the draw, but I loved the stories for the most part.

My 1st story is now free to read. Check out Cheddar Pete. No need to be a member if you don't have #substack. Just click the link and enjoy. 2nd story is free now too. It's a serial so read in order. thejimiryan.substack.com/p/freestyle-... #shortstory #mystery

I started a Substack! Every Friday, I'll post one. I've put out 3 so far. You can claim a free story if ya wanna get started on the 1st story, Cheddar Pete. If not, next Friday it will be free to all. If ya like 'em or know anyone who would, please share. substack.com/@thejimiryan...

It really is mind boggling how this moron #Trump thinks he's helping our economy.

Whew! That was a close one! Products in comments. #RubysDays #DnD #dndshirt #dragon #dungeonsanddragons #d20 #iHeartTally #rubycindersgifts

Seductive, naughty, on the edge of bad. Coño, esa voz. youtu.be/QFs3PIZb3js?...

Found this on Facebook. Not my creation, but still hilarious af. #Southpark #MrSlave #ParisHilton

I made another Ruby's Days for our shop. #rubytheweinerdog is more than our cute little mascot. We would like to make an animated series. There's a whole cast of characters in the works. Supporting our shop helps to to that goal so that we can dedicate our time to creation.

Claims spread that U.S President Donald Trump rescinded an executive order signed by former President Joe Biden aimed at lowering prescription drug prices for patients on Medicare and Medicaid. We put the claim in context: