Happy Holiday 🥃

Upgraded the pumps for a noisy effect. The little things ✨️

Anyone rushing out to buy a new Tesla? 😂

RIP Jimmy Carter 😢

Midday refueling.

Merry Christmas everyone!

I'm off for two weeks and have no clue what to do with myself. I'm going to start with breaking a lazy record or two 🙃. The maid service just left, so I guess I can get started 🤪.

As much as we don't deserve them, I think we've all done it at some point with great regret 😅

Mondays should not make you feel like you're suffering a PTSD episode 😢.

Damn it's cold 🥶 again 😕.

You ever get about 3 hours of sleep and have to face a packed schedule? It's going to be a very long day 😪.

G'morning everyone! It's been good not spending any time in that other place.

Mrs. Bailey poolside for Sunday. The sweet ole lady ♥️

A quadruple espresso this morning. Should be fun. Happy Sunday!

Chilly Saturday morning 🌄

I'm ready for summer already 😩 🥶🥶

My 5lb monster is into everything today.

Getting into the spirit 🙌

Love a good prime rib from the smoker. Single, so just steak fries on the side 😋.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Half day in the office tomorrow, then off until next Wednesday. Brilliant planning 👏

Is there a way to turn off others repost? Anyone?

Monday can suck it. I'm closing my office door and pretending it's Wednesday 🙂

When you're single but make a big ass pot of chili 😋

It's Sunday, so take care of your mental health. After coffee, of course 😋

Florida schools get flooded with fake threats, and authorities will now also arrest the parents as well. Good idea or overkill? Thoughts?

It's so 🥶 this morning. Welcome to Florida's first cool down. Yes, 43° is considered arctic 🙂

Definitely crown on the rocks time with friends 🥃🥃

The transition has been completed 🙌. This is now my only social media account.

6am every morning 😅

Happy Friday everyone!

Down 34lbs in 8.5 weeks. I'm officially sexy again!

Bluesky reports that it's billionaire proof and has no plans to allow ads forced on users. Well done, Jay Graber!!

I'm guessing they shared the report with him 🤔. Hegseth turns out wasn't being honest. Imagine that 😳.

First cold snap of the year has arrived. Sweater weather for a day.

Email from HR to inform everyone of paid leave for newborns. I replied all and asked if it would cover me if I got a new puppy. I'm sure to get a phone call now 🙄.

Have to admit that I don't miss the annoying ads.

My discovery tab is just full of guys in gym pics. Please make it STOP ✋️.

This thing continues to glitch. Not cool 😑

I can't get the federal government to approve my shitty self driving technology, so I'll spend several hundred million kissing the new Kings ass and viola. I hope it fails miserably, btw.

Can we get all the gays to wrap their heads around the difference here? Current methodology is highly flawed. Thanks

Maybe we will get snow in central Florida this year 🤔

Omg! It's only Tuesday

Colleague just said my face looks like I just cursed someone out pretty badly. Told her no, but I was thinking about it and congratulated her on her excellent instinctual prowess.

Please don't let this place become another thirst trap app because I'm blocking everyone not wearing clothes. Go open an onlyfans page ffs.

Monday already 😑

New trick to get me awake, starts scratching the pillow next to my head. Wth?

Time to release the grapes 🍷🍷

Beautiful morning. Coffee by the fire with the pup's