My expenses from last weekend were approved thank god now I’m slightly less broke

😂😂😂😂😂

I planned my dinners so well this week breakfast for dinner the day my period starts I can’t wait for pancakes

Wait I can’t have another pandemic I’m getting married in November

I’m sorry two people in Georgia have hantavirus? I can’t do another pandemic especially when so many people still believe Covid was a hoax

Me and my new Sarah Dessen book I’m so happy she released this

I feel very 90s today

Oh. It costs $150 to put gas in your truck? That’s just the smell of freedumb and the cost of keep an 11 year old trans girl from playing soccer with her friends. Merica. #RemoveTrump p.s. you’ll also be buying a billion $ ballroom for a child rapist… but he’s your child rapist so allllll good.

Gas is 4.50 today? In New Jersey? No we all need to drive less or something this is crazy

lol the way I was so against giving people who weren’t at least living together plus ones for my wedding when we first started planning and now 6 months out I’m like you get a plus one and you get a plus one and you get a plus one like I’m Oprah

Help my wedding is in 6 months what do you mean

My fiancé bought us the orange cream sparkling ice with caffeine but one sip and I’m 20 again drinking orange soda with whipped cream vodka and now I’m nauseous

I slept so well all weekend and even last night after traveling but tonight I think I slept for 3 hours 🥲

I needed to run out to get my groceries but I didn’t feel like changing so I just threw a sweatshirt in over my pajama shirt not realizing it’s almost 80 degrees out omg

As if it wasn’t dumb enough that these paper plates look like they’re commemoration the death of the nation, the flag being upside down and the fact that it’s disposable really ties it all together. That about sums up the state of things.

Showering after a day of travel >

I don’t know why but when I’m not hungry thinking about food makes me feel sick

Opryland Gaylord I will love you and your comfortable beds forever

Did I just hear Nick Jonas singing red dress

The next time you think one person can’t make much of a difference, just remember how much Donald Trump has fucked up literally everything…..

Nashville bars not having a cover >>> Why have I never been here

Chat help which do I wear tomorrow? We’re in Nashville so it’s kind of a country theme? I’ll probably curl my hair too

I want you to know I’m a mirrorball

Call me parasocial but I really am emotional being where Taylor was discovered

There wouldn’t be this if there hadn’t been you

I was born to live in a walkable city I love walking places

Fit check before I leave for the bluebird cafe

In my room with the air down to 60 relaxing for a few minutes before I get ready to go to the bluebird cafe 🌼

I love my Lyft ride from the airport I look around like there might be this new wondrous thing it’s always so exciting

I picked a windowless window seat for my flight and I wish I would’ve realized that before I booked it. I probably would have picked an aisle seat

I love traveling but I’m always so nervous before

I just remembered when I was like 12 and my family went down the shore my cousin and I went to go get ice cream but never ordered for ourselves before so we panicked and ordered waffle cones and had no idea how big they were it was such a fun day

The amount of time I’ve rolled my eyes at west in this episode of summer house

I wish they made a caffeine free version of alani

I leave for Tennessee tomorrow and haven’t packed a single thing

Not the best at designing but always repping the birds

An NO. One is in the #EpsteinFiles The other brother is in the #EpseinFiles

I always want to watch pretty little liars again but then I think about all the nonsense in that show and I know I can’t. I wish they would’ve went in with a plan because why do all that with Ezra just to have Aria marry him. This is why people need to stick to the source material

You know what irritates me when someone tests and asks how you are just so they can then vent about their problems like I’d rather you just come in and be like I’m so annoyed then pretending to care about what’s going on with me first

Are scammers even trying anymore why would the dmv reach out from a hotmail address?

My brain everyday now 🎶 pisces and a gemini but I think we might go really nice together🎶

Starting the morning with a 3rs summer house reunion leak and Amanda continuing to be defensive is not how I expected to start my day

Yikes listened to the full second leaked audio and how does Amanda think being defensive is the move? Like apologize own your shit. She’s saying they lied but she’s like in the attack with her response. YOU ARE THE ONE THAT LIED PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE UPSET

I’ve never heard of jokey make outs until summer house. What do you mean Amanda claims she has made out with her ex husband in a jokey way

Not sure if I really see a difference but I do like it

Getting my hair done I asked to time it cooler this time let’s see how this goes

The middle is one of my comfort shows and Patricia Heaton just ruined it.

I don’t get how some people are so good at making miis I’m trying to amen David Rose and he looks so bad

I remember when I was like 12 or 13 I saw a post online about how our brains skim words so as long as the first and last letters were correct we wouldn’t notice spelling errors so in school I started purposely spelling words wrong to see if my teachers noticed 😂😂 sadly I don’t remember if any did

I’m trying to think of what other sitcoms I want to add to tomodachi life definitely bob’s burgers but not yet because I need to make sure Linda and Bob end up married and I have too many single miis