🤡🕳️ We are officially entering our clown era as we react to IT: WELCOME TO DERRY, the new HBO prequel series exploring the curse that has always terrorized this cozy little Maine town 🍂 youtu.be/3r76OEsQ1iw

For this feast, we’re serving Hannibal Season 2 in decadent two-course helpings...episodes paired together like fine wine and fava beans 🫘🍷 youtu.be/p9azjD-8Hd4

🤡🕳️ We are officially entering our clown era as we react to IT: WELCOME TO DERRY, the new HBO prequel series exploring the curse that has always terrorized this cozy little Maine town 🍂 youtu.be/YDd-JBbbnik

⚡ If FRANKENSTEIN was creation & BRIDE was refusal, Guillermo Del Toro's newest iteration is THE RECKONING. It’s gothic romance in its truest form, beautiful, doomed, & aching, the kind of story that knows love is a festering wound and still longingly reaches for it anyway... 🩸

⚡ The storm returns, pumpkins... and she has arrived!!! 💍🕯️ In BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN, sparks fly in the laboratory again, but this time the experiment has expectations... ⚡ See our first-time reaction here: youtu.be/r8tX1o1UOqI

For this feast, we’re serving Hannibal Season 2 in decadent two-course helpings...episodes paired together like fine wine and fava beans. 🫘🍷 youtu.be/ziKexC1Ek00

📞 The line is ringing again... and of course we had to pick up BLACK PHONE 2, where the setting is darker, and the story runs colder than the ice inside The Grabber's veins 🪓🧊🩸 youtu.be/o2ngSO2Ib2o

e finally watched COCO for the very first time, and we were floored. Pixar didn’t just tug on our heartstrings, they played a whole concert inside our chests🎶 youtu.be/LA1sH3fpRcs

🤡🕳️ We are officially entering our clown era as we react to IT: WELCOME TO DERRY, the new HBO prequel series exploring the curse that has always terrorized this cozy little Maine town 🍂 youtu.be/azosnfLPMBY

It just wouldn’t be Halloween without a visit from the Great Pumpkin! 🌙🎃 To honor our favorite time of year (and all the pumpkins that make it possible) we’re sharing our commentary on IT'S THE GREAT PUMPKIN, CHARLIE BROWN in The Free Tier on our Patreon! ☺️

It's 20 years after the babysitting bloodbath, Laurie Strode has traded Haddonfield for Hillcrest Academy and a brand new name, but trauma ages like fine wine, and honey… she’s guzzling! 🍷 WATCH HALLOWEEN: H20 WITH US! 🎃🩸 youtu.be/Ckh4H3ifBRM

⚡ He’s serving bolts and trauma! 💅 For our first venture into the Universal Monster universe, we met the icon himself in FRANKENSTEIN (1931) Through fog and fear, we watched creation come to life… and tragedy follow close behind 🧟‍♂️🕯️ youtu.be/5l2B9JNfxcU

🤡🕳️ We are officially entering our clown era as we react to the premiere of IT: WELCOME TO DERRY, the new HBO prequel series exploring the curse that has always terrorized this cozy little Maine town 🍂 (1x1) "THE PILOT" 👼🏻 youtu.be/n5bHjz_bEVA

For this feast, we’re serving Hannibal Season 2 in decadent two-course helpings... Tonight’s course? Episodes 3 & 4, seasoned with justice and stung by conscience. The murder hive hums and the gavel falls... 🐝⚖️ youtu.be/n5j1y6ALaws

🌕 Oh snap! She’s shedding skin, patience, and maybe her humanity... It's our first time watching Ginger Snaps and we were not ready for the drama, the trauma, and teenage lycanthropy this movie is giving 🩸💋 youtu.be/T0YjKNWRHvc

🎞️ SINISTER had us spiraling between nervous laughter, genuine terror, and the deep, existential regret of ever moving into a murder house. Because if horror movies have taught us anything… curiosity really does kill the pumpkin! 🎃🪓 youtu.be/tx6Tse5vC98

Michael Myers may have the mask, but let’s be real... the real curse of Haddonfield is how distractingly hot Paul Rudd is in this movie. 😵‍💫💦 We cackled at the cult nonsense, screamed at the kills, and shamelessly thirsted our way through Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers 🎃🔪🍂 youtu.be/pfcwMQ6crbY

✨🚀 We're rocketing straight into Jason X, a slasher sequel so cold, it gave us frostbite and secondhand embarrassment for anyone willing to cross this high-tech, icy Jason 🧊 youtu.be/Dn7EnzAveWM

👀 We're settled in for a chilling first-time watch of DEAD SILENCE! This movie isn’t just a scream, it’s a petty séance. We’re here to celebrate the spooky season with every glossy eye and every creaking head turn... youtu.be/gGlXysoEZO0

We savored our first-time watch of HANNIBAL Season 2 like the delicacy it is, each episode served up like one of Dr. Lecter’s decadent dishes and shamelessly thirsted over Will Graham in all his tortured, sweater-clad glory 😋🫀 youtu.be/Weg2cLZzppM

🔪 The butler didn’t do it, but the Petty Pumpkins might've! We graciously accepted the dinner request and unraveled the deliciously wicked mystery of CLUE in a first time watch! youtu.be/n5Zf0fHu2k8

We're going from January embers to quite literally nobody remembers in this fresh rewatch of IT: CHAPTER TWO! After all, WELCOME TO DERRY is right around the corner and Pennywise is just WAITING to PennyRISE 🎈🙈💔 youtu.be/efqWCKNucsk

Our cursed bestie CHUCKY returns for the fated, final season, dragging his chaos to the White House for one last blood-soaked reign! 🇺🇸🩸 We’ve stitched together every reaction from CHUCKY Season 3 into one slay-tastic binge of pure petty perfection ❤️‍🔥 youtu.be/U1uijGraYDY

Take our strong hand, pumpkin! 🖐️ We’re back in the parody trenches with Scary Movie 2. It’s our first time braving this unhinged haunted house of bad manners, sinister slapstick, and the most chaotic dinner in cinematic history! youtu.be/doYHnF0mgQQ

🎃OCTOBER 2025 PATREON EXCLUSIVES🎃 The Petty Pumpkin Patch is officially entering its most haunted era yet. October’s Patreon Exclusives are brewing up possession, bloodlust, and a touch of witchcraft, with some pumpkin spice-scented nostalgia on the side! 🧡

Final Friday? More like Final Straw 😭🔪 We somehow survived Jason Goes to Hell and let’s just say… it felt like our actual eternal damnation. But in true Petty Pumpkins fashion, we made it fun, clocked the camp and licked up the crumbs worth savoring 🔥 youtu.be/Dbt7jSPLPLA

🏈🔥 We dove headfirst into HIM (2025) and it was a brutal, seductive clash of sweat, sport, and sacrifice (at its absolute sexiest.) Tyriq Withers is pure muscle and madness as his performance pulses on-screen like a heartbeat ready to burst. youtu.be/vuSNq63DNCQ

📿The Warrens are back for one last haunting in The Conjuring: Last Rites, where the spirits are petty and the stakes are too high for holy water as Vera and Patrick once again serve sanctified CAMP one last time🙏🕯️💀 youtu.be/Fd8u5HkV2Pk

Get ready to binge the David Gordon Green Halloween trilogy with us! Laurie Strode reclaims her final girl crown, Michael Myers proves he’s the pettiest slasher in Haddonfield & generations of Strodes come together for one epic battle against evil🎃🖤 youtu.be/AOXHzbifpms

🍬📼 Trick or treat, scream or die... either way, V/H/S/HALLOWEEN had us gagging (sometimes literally). Hung- *ehrm* human candy bars, spooky home movies, and Mommy issues of the rotted variety? Delicious. Happy Halloween, our petty little pumpkins! 🎃👻 youtu.be/P-k_Ybw0wzk

✨📞 We’re answering THE BLACK PHONE again for our first rewatch since theaters, before its chilling sequel dials in. On this bone-tingling rewatch the shadows are cast darker, the calls ring louder and with a sequel looming, the line is far from dead! 🫳🏻😱🖤 youtu.be/DknqQ-EKInM

The Life of a Mean Girl

On Wednesdays we wear pink, but on October 3rd we drop our MEAN GIRLS commentary! 💅🎀 It’s not a regular commentary, it’s a Petty Pumpkins commentary and It's going to be so fetch! ✨ youtu.be/0_57zDphfqk

🍂🪦 It’s been 27 years since Scooby Doo on Zombie Island clawed its way into our lives & The Petty Pumpkins wouldn’t be the same without it. It's the real ghouls, cursed pirates, & bayou chills that actually served as some of our first gateway horror 🧟 youtu.be/xrrwo4tTAcw

🔪📼 The tapes are back and they are bloodier than ever! We pressed play on V/H/S/2 for the first time and let’s just say we’ll never look at home movies the same way again 😳👁️ youtu.be/ZA5OVjX9y4g

When a spaceship carrying experimental, extraterrestrial-creatures crash-lands on Earth, nothing will ever be the same. 👽 ALIEN: EARTH is not just another sci-fi tale, it’s a survival story written in the stars 🚀✨ youtu.be/HwZaMtFMm_4

📞 👻 Wazzup! We're taking a trip down parody lane with an unhinged first-time watch of Scary Movie! We screamed, creamed and... cringed. youtu.be/Hcjixtuvyio

Well... we’ve reached the final course. HANNIBAL Season 1’s finale, served like a rich, unsettling dessert. Sweet, chilling, and impossible to forget 🍰🔪 youtu.be/00Q5wtEMfKQ

It’s been 200 years, and everyone’s favorite alien ass-kicker is back, but this time Ripley’s been tampered with. It’s our first-time watch of ALIEN: RESURRECTION, and we were not prepared for the gag of the galaxy! 🌍👾🚨 youtu.be/jekQ8x6Q7d4

🍂🪦🧟 It's the first day of fall, and (completely unplanned) it’s also the 27th anniversary of Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island! We wouldn’t be the same without this bayou masterpiece of real ghouls, cursed pirates, & swampy scares. On Patreon NOW | Coming to YouTube soon! 🕯️🌙🐾

For this feast, we’re serving Hannibal Season 1 in decadent two-course helpings—episodes paired together like fine wine and fava beans. 🫘🍷 Tonight’s course? Episodes 11 & 12, braised in bloodlust and finished with a reduction of fragile trust🩸🥂 youtu.be/bjE1ujeQMu8

Is this thing rolling? 📹🔴 Join us for a late night filming session of While You're Sleeping -- as The Petty Pumpkins shadow Reporter Ángela Vidal on one of her thrilling late night tapings! Meet us at the fire station at midnight! youtu.be/aC9cLUNjcKA

For this feast, we’re serving Hannibal Season 1 in decadent two-course helpings—episodes paired together like fine wine and fava beans. 🫘🍷 Tonight’s course? Episodes 9 & 10, roasted over obsession and garnished with a side of unraveling sanity. 🔥🧩🕝 youtu.be/44QFX3_M9vg

The votes are in, and our September Patreon Exclusives are serving double taps, demonic drag-outs, and disembodied domestic disturbances... with a little Gaga glamour to top it all off. Buckle up Pumpkins… the screams are coming from inside the tiers 👻💅

Gather round, pumpkins 🔪✨ We’re taking you back to where it all began (our baby pumpkin era) with every reaction from CHUCKY Season 2 stitched together into one slay-tastic binge ❤️ youtu.be/14KKyTpFt3A

We devoured HANNIBAL Season 1 in a single, sinfully indulgent binge—the whole deliciously deranged thing. 🍽️ From bloodstained banquets to bone-chilling betrayals, we screamed, spiraled, and sipped deeply suspicious wine 🍷😵‍💫 youtu.be/Jot5B8_SExY

🪚 It's a sharp Sawturday in mid Sawtember as the curtains close on Jigsaw’s saga… SAW VII came at us in 3D (literally & figuratively), and while we didn’t have our glasses on, we still got smashed with every splatter, scream and surprise! 🧩 😵‍💫🤭🩸🐷 youtu.be/WU8AO7J_XCI

For this feast, we’re serving Hannibal Season 1 in decadent two-course helpings—episodes paired together like fine wine and fava beans. 🫘🍷 Tonight’s course? Episodes 5 & 6, slow-cooked in tension and served with a side of psychological decay 🥩🧠 youtu.be/HYNf-yekZjw

17 kids bolted from their beds at 2:17 a.m. and honey… that was the least unsettling thing WEAPONS threw at us. youtu.be/mXj1JYuHH_E

For this feast, we’re serving Hannibal Season 1 in decadent two-course helpings—episodes paired together like fine wine and fava beans. 🫘🍷 Tonight’s course? Episodes 3 & 4, plated with suspicion and garnished with dread. 🥩🔍 youtu.be/Km6Nqj8DPjg