There was something very strange about Samuel's brownies...

brains.........

It could not possibly be...

Of course, I feel everybody should know that I am not a heterosexual. I quite like a good man.

@dukeoffolsense.bsky.social Master, I seem to have found myself lost in a strange place. If it's not too much to ask, could you send someone to help me?

After leaving me hanging from the side of the bridge for half an hour while he played Temple Run on my cellular device, Samuel let me back up. And I thought the outcome of our previous tussle was an embarrassment.

YEOW!!!!! this wack ass butler man tried to push me off a bridge!!! but ya can’t kill sammy thunder, man, I’m the king of rock n roll.

Samuel took Penelope and rolled her into the ravine. He said it was "Rock and Roll". This is unacceptable. I will put a new plan in motion, to ensure this never happens again.

I brewed some tea and the master is resting. He seems to be recovering.

He's came to. I do not know what that was, but it seems to be alright now.

Somebody, please, tell me what's wrong with him. We're in a carriage to see a doctor, but I simply do not know how to care for him.

@therealclivedove.bsky.social I have a big news story for you. Please feel free to write an article in your paper.

@dukeoffolsense.bsky.social Master, look what I found at the pawnbroker.

I saw the most wonderful cat on my walk this morning. I have decided to name her Marjorie.

The trap worked, but when I took Samuel to the mine, I found someone already inside. He took advantage of this moment to escape his restraints and, as he said in his letter, "beat me up". I fear my pride may never recover from this day.

I hear the train, Samuel will be arriving soon. I must go to the mine to carry out my plan.

I have received a letter from master Samuel. He says he's coming to Folsense to "beat me up" because I "stole" his cellular device. Ha! I'd like to see him try!

Good evening. I have heard the master speak fondly of this “website”. While I do not fully understand it, I welcome any visitors, and will gladly accept any crocheting advice.