Iconic.

Donald Trump says he thinks Omar may have staged her attack. Every accusation by him is an admission.

Trump was right: there are evil-doers smuggling South American criminals into the country. Every accusation is a confession.

Remember when Osama bin Laden was killed and Republicans refused to give Obama the credit? Well I for one am a Democrat who will happily pin this entire Maduro kidnapping squarely on Trump.

What's the over/under on Trump ordering all Japanese deported this weekend when he hears they attacked Pearl Harbor?

If the "war on drugs" is now at literal war justifying the killing of drug runners, then I say the "war on poverty" is also hereby literal, and it's high time we started bombing us some billionaire mother fuckers.

Trublicans, Trumplicans, and Re-Trumplicans were all right there.

Apparently MTG chose Jan 5 as her departure date because on Jan 3 she'll qualify for a full pension. I see this as a rare opportunity for bipartisanship. They could work together to expell her on January 2.

A curious Trump staffer: What would a liberal sniper write on a shell casing? Grock: I dunno. Anti ICE? Another curious Trump staffer: What would a liberal kidnapper write on the skin of his victim? Grock: I dunno. Is racist?

I almost wish Trump had waited til the 25th to sign the bill. That way. 30 days later, when DOJ releases them, it would be the greatest Xmas eve gift of all time.

Somebody should hack the Trump merch store and put it a page for Trump branded kneepads

Where's Ken Starr when we need him? He found the blue dress. He could find the long tie.

Now that we are learning that Trump once gave Clinton a bj, I guess the next question is "Where did Bill insert the cigar?"

It's actually far more likely that Bill Clinton was working as an informant for the FBI when he flew on Epstein's plane, but if somebody tried to float that as an excuse I'd wonder why they were insulting my intelligence like that.

Apparently Trump is unwell and concerned with getting into heaven, so if he survivrs til Christmas hackers should break into all the smart TVs in the Whitehouse so they only play versions of a Christmas Carroll 24/7.

I'm very tempted to start a trend of anonymously tipping ICE to locations that have been booby trapped with nets that trip when doors are entered releasing dozens of subway sandwiches. We could call it "schnitzeling" because it's breaded pig.

If there's going to be a free & fair election in '28 (which I guess is only like a 30% chance right now,) dems should nominate Newsome or O'Rourke and he should name Warren as his VP. Then if he wins he should resign in year three and Warren should make AOC her VP. We could be a matriarchy by '32.

1/4 Whenever Donald Trump comes on TV, We liberals in our houses laugh at him. He was a laughing stock from sea to sea, Fat, stupid, and bragadociously grim.

It should be noted that part of the reason the department of labor statistics has been having such large swings in their initial vs their revised monthly job reports is they were forced to reduce their sample size significantly due to doge budget cuts. In other words, the fault is Trump's.

Kirstie Noem had an allergic reaction to something. I wonder what she's allergic to ... other than empathy. #Noem #NoKings

Trump's parade crowd looked like his first inaugural crowd. He should have moved his parade indoors like he did with his second inaugural. #NoKings

So I'm working today and a guy comes in dressed like he's on his way to a Trump rally, but I'm sure he's just going home to dare anyone to try and have a pleasant Easter dinner.

It must have been difficult for Loomer to recommend those firings. Not emotionally, obviously. She has no emotions. It must have been hard because it's difficult to speak with a mushroom-shaped penis in your mouth.

They are using plain clothes ICE agents with no warrants to "arrest" women on the street forcing them into unmarked vans. This looks identical to white slavers abducting women on the street. If gangs just begin grabbing women and telling bystanders it's an immigration issue, how will we know?

Dear Trumpers, the actual 3rd Reich which was supposed to last 1000 years only lasted about 12 years. Trump's Reich began 9 years ago. Your time is growing short.

I hear Trump refuses to step outside to witness the lunar eclipse saying, "No way! I'm not falling for that again."

Raw with da Boebert bang, da-bang, piggy-piggy-piggy! IYKYK

I'm taking this as permission. Start the revolution.

Strong unions give the benefit of a bargaining position to help maintain proper staffing levels. Yes, it's largely Trump's fault there weren't enough traffic controllers on staff to prevent the collision, but there's blame to go around. We should blame Ronald Reagan too. www.npr.org/2021/08/05/1...

Normal people: It's starting to look like it may partially be due to Trump's recent orders. MAGA: Nuh uh. Obviously it was DEI and Buttigieg and Biden. Normal people: Surely you can understand how staffing cuts and no oversight... MAGA: Lalalala I'm not listening. Lalala.

Among those Trump blamed for the crash was DEI. In other words, Trump is blaming minorities, women, and handicapped people.

I used to think our country was being slowly taken over and destroyed by the alt-right. I no longer think that. 2 reasons. 1 - it's no longer slow. 2 - they are no longer "alt."

If there's something you do on your off time with your dog: hiking, camping, hunting, visit the park, etc.: do you think maybe they assume you went there without them everytime you leave for work?

Anytime you see someone who you know voted for Trump this week, greet them by slapping your heart and extending your arm with your palm open and your fingers together. See what they think the gesture is.

Early stills of the villain rogues gallery from the next Knives Out movie.

The fact that TikTok shut down despite having a reprieve, and while doing so thanked Trump for promising to help get them back up and running should be all the proof you need to realize that they are an agent of the Chinese government and it was right to shut them down as a national security threat.

Well, I guess I've sipped my last gin and juice.

Homemade Mexican hot chocolate on this frigid Ohio night.

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Looks like Trump and I both received the exact same penalty in the Stormy Daniels hush money case.

Looks like Roberts and Coney-Barrett missed his call.

Conservatives spent the last 40 years ignoring scientists' warning re climate change: wild fires, droughts, hurricane severity and frequency, rising sea levels, shifting winter boundaries, etc. And now that it's here they are blaming liberals for not preparing better.

Hello, Bluesky. First post here. Given that Twitter and Facebook just voluntarily self-destructed, we'll see how long this platform remains viable I guess.