Serving cartoon mice tiny food on tiny plates is so disrespectful. That’s not how serving food works. We don’t all get plates proportional to our size. Give them a normal sized omelette.

Mexicans - from Mexico Magicians - from Magicico???

Mules are supposed to be half horse and half donkey, but that donkey half really shines through huh

The household objects in Steve’s house in Blue’s Clues are voiced by children because the punishment for not solving Blue’s Clues is to live forever inside the game.

Where are all the Beanie parents

Weird that people think that being gay is unnatural but don’t have any problem with skateboarding dogs

Hate to make another announcement, but wanted to post the low points too so that you all can see the real grind. Paramount+ has decided not to move forward with my show “Goats” about a woman who can see goats around her house when her husband cannot. It’s part of the business! On to the next one!

So are Dory and Marlin bangin or what?

My stand up set when I get canceled and need to appeal to a younger audience: Shaboozey? I hardly know ze!

My son is going to be so confused when you don’t need to oink every few pages in adult books