If she ruins 3AM Eternal for me I swear to God

The 1-877-Kars4Kids band has withdrawn from the Freedom 250 Celebration.

Rod Brind’Amour’s intensity got old for me in 2004.

We obediently click for clarity.

Wow, 30 Rock is delightfully problematic in 2026.

Michael Tracey is nearing Westboro Baptist Church level trolling.

Fuck everyone who has ever starred in any commercial for the Keg Steakhouse & Bar ever.

The funniest thing about this is that I definitely know what code switching is and I don’t have time for any more questions

Leah Hextall: a small error in a postgame interview. Men:

AI asking the timely questions

Four straight supermajorities for Orban and we dutifully congratulate the Hungarian people for making the right choice the fifth time around.

I don’t know who’ll be the next leader of the Federal #NDP will be, but I know who’s going to be the one after them.

But all of the funny and creative ways of calling out the Woke Ginger have already been posted.

Exactly how fast do they need to write it?

Watched the game in a Winnipeg hotel room but I wonder what people in this city are thinking right now given the season the Jets have had? #Hellebuyck

When I saw The Plague was trending, I immediately thought he’s finally done it.

BRUH

John Cleese is a bad follow.

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Canadian medal winners being roasted by @chefreactions.bsky.social following their events, apparently ..

Tim Scott’s wording here is fascinating .. He’s a Trump die hard but clearly has a ranking of the most racist things he’s said or done as president.

Note to self: try this

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Gonna sit out the Don Lemon circle jerk

Imagine all this *without* camera phones.

Has anyone ever uploaded Stavros Halkias podcasts with his laugh edited out? DM me.

“We promise we love America”.

The one silver lining here may be their unabashed and brazen manner of accomplishing their goals, which I suppose *could* motivate us to do something about it?

Coco Chanel

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Parting is such sweet sorrow. #bcpoli

Fine but we still don’t want what’s in their tooperware

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Cigarettes After Sex reminds me of the pop music I listened to as a teenager: hauntingly beautiful melodies paired with painfully stupid lyrics.

My God.

Is this real?

Now that the World Series is over, I can focus my attention on the important things

One thing I really like about pre-game shows (especially the ones that originate from Toronto) is how understated they are. #WorldSeries

Dude has DEFINITELY watched (and rewatched) ‘Blue is the Warmest Colour’.

Some personal news

The Halftime Show if I was in charge

And then tomorrow, because we’ll have learned nothing,

The lamp looks weird (second time I’ve made this joke this year).

WSJ stands for What Shitty Journalism

Where’s this guy when you need him

epstein mentions