Uuuuggghhhhh.

Too bad for them, I suppose.

I slept for nearly a year and I'm still tired. And annoyed. And now I need to scrub these bird droppings off. Ugh.

I most certainly am.

That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Uuuuggghhhhh.

I haven't found any pigeons for quite some time. Hmm, perhaps I flattened them all. Whatever shall I do now?

Absolutely not!

[Long, heavy exasperated sigh]