"Why do innocent people flee the police?" Idk, maybe the fact that they kill newborn babies and puppies might have something to do with it. Just saying.

Welp, Stephen Miller happens to LOVE the new Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool.

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Forget his birthday. Everybody’s going to celebrate when he breathes his last, whether it’s in a hospital bed or at the end of a rope.

I was wondering why a UFC fight. This whole administration is like a WWE season, but still? But it’s clever. The more hits you take to the head, the more sense Trump makes. Rep. Mike Lee, for instance, shows signs of major brain trauma.

I think we ought to have a holiday for people like Donald Trump, Stephen Miller and that ilk: people have contributed nothing to this nation while trying to suck as much as they can out of it. What do you think of Parasites Day?

Maybe not going to his eldest son and namesake’s wedding is his gift to the happy couple. Nothing like a huge security detail and an unpleasant, unmannered troll to fuck up a wedding.

Byron Allen with Comics Unlimited? What is this, fucking 1979?

My cat likes to roll over and play dead. I’m thinking I should run him for Congress.

“Opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one, and they all stink.” This may explain the main problem with social media.

Trump deserves hanging. Anything less would be letting him off for corruption, espionage, rape, war crimes, and murder.

If ICE agents can break every rule of proper due process, why can’t we just go in, grab Trump and Miller, and detain the bastards in an undisclosed location. Those are the new rules?

I will not be satisfied until Trump and his cabal of thieves is either in jail or hung.

Drop a movie with a one word title.

Best film adaptation of The Odyssey, wrong answers only.

Movie you've watched more than six times with a GIF. Hard mode: no Star Wars/Trek, LOTR, or Marvel.

If you’re in my generation, be honest. Were you ever able to get Hamilton, Joe Frank and Reynolds straightened out in your mind? And were you right? As an English teacher I used this as one of those tough comma situations.

Thinking of Ballrooms, Triumphal Arches (which I’m surprised won’t be golden) and I remember this guy who at least seemed to be nice… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ludwig_....

Hello. My name is Pete, and I’m an alcoholic. Tulsi Gabbard: Hi Pete. Uh…this is s National Security Council meeting. Pete: Don’t you think I know that! I know that! Trump: Snork! We’ll see what happens. Tulsi: Oh swell! You woke up the uh…greatest president in the history of American values!

If I follow world history correctly, if Trump tries to wipe out Persian Culture and fails, Persians should get a new holiday with lots of food. At least!

If this were a movie with Bob Hope and Bing Crosby, it would be “The Road to The Hague.” But where’s Dorothy Lamour? How did she make a sarong seem so right?

In the country of the Truly Stupid, the Half-wit is King.

I hope Trump’s life ends like my grandfather’s did. He knew he was dying, and he knew exactly when and from what. The Court had confirmed it. So he sat in his prison cell, waiting for a phone call that did not come.

The greatest bass player of all time turns 91 today Carol Kaye 🥃

Looking at this stupid, stupid Iran thing Trump started, all the stupid, stupid people who support him and remembering what my dad used to say: “People want a man on a horse.”

Kathy Griffin was right all along…

Just because I may not understand your culture, Faith, life, gender, or sexuality doesn’t mean I don’t have your back. I very much do because I love you all.

Once a king made a glorious ballroom with a glass ceiling. He placed the thrones of conquered countries above it. Dancers could look up and see them all. One night at the height of the festivities the glass broke and the thrones fell, crushing them all. People in glass houses shouldn’t stow thrones.

A happier story from Italia Explains the feast-day Lupercalia. When Romulus, and Remus too Got lost (as youngsters often do), A mother wolf gave them a home And raised the pair; they founded Rome. So Lupercalia (that’s today) Is Roman Wolf-bitch Mother’s Day. 2/2

Saint Valentine, so legends say Was executed on this day. He was, for faith, beheaded quite. (It must have been a gory sight.) Now, two millennia since he bled Each lover who might lose their head Will then invoke the martyr’s name; Poor Valentine gets all the blame. 1/2

In the future, let’s apply the Eichmann rules to those ICE DHS or CBP agents committing these crimes: No rest. Let’s drag grampa out of his 90th birthday party because he was an abusive thug. Extradite him from another country? Just fucking grab him. Fitting.

ICE owes us lives. They kill one of us, we will destroy one of them. Life in prison. Execution. I think that killing a person under your control asan officer without cause should be a capital crime. I know this would decimate many a sheriff’s office and police department, but there it is.

How the hell could a remake of “The Running Man” work without the late great Richard Dawson.

Schrodinger’s Cat: It’s my box. If you want to learn something, just stick your hand in my box.

Victor may not have ever caught the red dot, but he is the Death of Scubby Sponges! There is nothing fiercer than a kitten. This bloodthirsty darling completely dissected the lure on his cat toy the first night. I am so glad he will not be bigger than me. Also that he is very sweet lovey-boy.

Beware this small scale Trump and ICE apologist. Just here to troll.

I am fighting down the urge to burn something down—something with the name Trump on it. Now I know why he never wears a name tag.

So, the racist murderer and coward has a minority immigrant wife? Of course he does. Don’t they always?

What’s black and brown and looks great on an ICE goon? Rottweiler!

Members of the Trump gang. You will not be allowed to commit suicide in your cells.

I am calling on Donald J.Trump, Pirate, thief, and terrorist, to surrender to the nearest military command that has a holding facility. Pirates by law enemies of mankind. As such, they may be executed by anybody who captures them. The rules of engagement are the ones you set. Ready?

I am convinced that Agent Orange (you know who) has already tried to calculate out who much Maduro can pony up for a pardon. Not saying it’ll happen, just that it crossed someone’s greedy little mind.

Thinking about what we must do to prevent this from happening again. Because if we get “back to normal” and do not change a few things, we do not deserve to survive this crisis. Item One: Presidential pardons should be eliminated. There are no reason they should exist—other than corrupt ones.

Three thoughts before I smoke a bowl and go to bed, muttering to myself. 1. Normally any “Chief of Staff” job is being the adult supervision for people who need adult supervision. You just don’t talk about the details in public. But not gassing on for 5 minutes is impossible for that lot.

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.

This guy is one of those “debaters” who says criticizing ICE is unfair and makes me the real Nazi. Fuck him, his horse, and the AI Elon Musk he rode in on.

If I am ever in the same room with Donald Trump, I am going to punch him in his fat anus-shaped lying mouth. What’ll I get, ninety days? Better yet—I’ll let him have first swing. He’s a man with a paper asshole. Too many bodyguards. No real balls.

West Virginia National Guard. Weren’t they running Abu Ghraib prison where they infamously abused prisoners? Interesting.

Does anybody else think Pam Bondi looks like she’s about to break down completely.