Three thoughts before I smoke a bowl and go to bed, muttering to myself. 1. Normally any “Chief of Staff” job is being the adult supervision for people who need adult supervision. You just don’t talk about the details in public. But not gassing on for 5 minutes is impossible for that lot.

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.

This guy is one of those “debaters” who says criticizing ICE is unfair and makes me the real Nazi. Fuck him, his horse, and the AI Elon Musk he rode in on.

If I am ever in the same room with Donald Trump, I am going to punch him in his fat anus-shaped lying mouth. What’ll I get, ninety days? Better yet—I’ll let him have first swing. He’s a man with a paper asshole. Too many bodyguards. No real balls.

West Virginia National Guard. Weren’t they running Abu Ghraib prison where they infamously abused prisoners? Interesting.

Does anybody else think Pam Bondi looks like she’s about to break down completely.

I am willing to devote the rest of my life to the extinction of billionaires, just as we destroyed all predators that threaten our existence. Sabertooth tigers were relatively harmless. Name one good billionaire. Maybe you can. Can you name five?

Desi Lydic is the most radiant woman in show business #DesiLydic

Is the term “rich bastards” redundant?

Cops don’t exist to fight crime. They kill or injure labor organizers, protestors, and minority members who demand equal rights. Always have. If you are one, you have to decide which side you are on. If you are with the Gestapo, we will not forgive you. Punishment awaits you.

The next time we have a massive demonstration we should all bring batons and shotguns. Let’s end this right now. Send in the National Guard? We are the National Guard. Same thing with these ICE goons. We should arrest them. They started killing and beating people. Tell them to stand down or else.

The current situation reminds me of the Big Red Scare and McCarthyism. Back then many people’s careers were ruined just because Hollywood had no courage. They blacklisted people for no legal problem. Just out of cowardice.

Republicans talk in code: “Thoughts and prayers” actually translates out to “F*ck you—I don’t care, in fact, one less person I despise.” Charlie Kirk was murdered. He leaves behind a wife and two young children. He had many followers. To all of those who feel his loss: Thoughts and prayers.

I was wondering how large Jeju island is. Google gives AI–created crud like this: Jeju Island is slightly larger than Maui, with Jeju's area being approximately 1,833.2 km²…and Maui's…about 1,903.7 km². Therefore, their areas are quite comparable, with Jeju being slightly smaller. What crap!

I don’t think he’s dead. Because wouldn’t he rise again on the third day? So I have been assured by very fine people.

Feeling stony lonesome without my sidekick. I haven’t been alone at home for years. Cats really do become the soul of a house. Talked to my sister on the phone. It was great. Feeling much more connected.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus in “Thunderbolts”: best MCU villainess ever. They have her looking like Tulsi Gabbard. #MCU

A Child’s Arsenal of Invective Toady Verb: To behave in an obsequious. servile manner. To flatter, suck up, or kiss ass. Noun: A person engaged in obsequious or servile behavior to curry favor. A leech, hanger-on, or sycophant. Expand your vocabulary. Express your contempt more creatively!

It’s heartbreaking when I can remember things but everyone else who remembered them is gone.

The last time I kissed my father’s forehead was far from the first time, and for that I am glad.

Some of you may have known us on the SwasXwitter before I pulled a ‘39. I was Liam, the Cat Lawyer after my regular account was suspended for “encouraging violence.” Anyway, the real Liam, my bestest best boy, left us earlier this week. We are not doing well, but we will again, in time.

Lost my best buddy and assistant this week. Feels strange.

Steven Miller probably won’t die alone. There is very likely to be a large and enthusiastic mob in attendance.

I no longer recognize any authority or legitimacy in the Trump administration. Trump and his entire team of corrupt incompetents need to be removed by any means necessary.

Has else anybody noticed that if you start posting about anything critical about the corrupt Nazi Trump Administration, Grammarly stops correcting? It’s pretty crappy, especially piled on the abysmal iPhone text interface (cursor buttons you chimps!). Can your tech be trusted?

Let’s oust the whoremaster's syphilitic grandson!

I think we need to start arresting “cops” who jump on people without warrants it probable cause. And shoot them if they do not comply. Sauce for the goose.

I was hoping it wouldn’t come to having to kill people. I still do. But if they won’t stop, they must be defeated by any means necessary. And they drew first blood.

Drop some firearms!

Open challenge: Mike Lee, you are a knave and a toad and no gentleman. You are a disgrace to your office. I challenge you to meet me and settle this like gentlemen. I’m 66 and not in good shape, if that helps you poltroon.

To be honest, if I were a completely immoral piece of crap who wanted to rape, steal, and gouge, I’d become a pro-Trump evangelistic Christian minister too.

“Guys! Guys! You’re both loathsome!”

It’s important to remember that any group of American military will have an officer or NCO in charge who has been made very aware of the difference between lawful and unlawful orders. They have no excuse and they know it.

So a lady want to get Donald Trump tattooed on each of her but cheeks. An artist does the work but she’s not happy because she doesn’t think it looks like Trump. Do the guy says he’ll refund the money if the next guy though the door can’t recognize him. Doom the mailman arrives, so she downs her…1/2

Post a robot that's not from Star Wars or Transformers

If I decide that I’m really an atheist? Do they have the same swag that Catholics have? Like a Christopher Hitchens medal or a plastic Bertrand Russell for my car dashboard? I liked that stuff about religion.

Jerry Garcia died of a heroin overdose. RFK Jr. did not die of a heroin overdose. There is no God.

I am convinced that a careful re-examination of the evidence will reveal that Lester Holt is a serial killer. #Dateline #LesterHolt

bsky.app/profile/mexi... Seems to be all about animal rescue, making Pres. Sheinbaum out to be the head of a drug cartel, and Mexico generally deteriorating. Kind of a MAGA, but about Mexico. MMGA? Anyway, approach with caution ⚠️

I have a question? In this country too many lawyers see this and just go “Wow. That’s kinda illegal.” I’m beginning to think that the Bar Exam can’t be all that hard because there are so many members of the bar who don’t seem to know shit. What part of “No Person” is ambiguous?

The royal family of Qatar—who are about as legit as the Trump family— just offered Trump (not the US) a plane worth half a million dollars. Your move, Harlan Crowe…

He may never get the Purple Heart, or for that matter, a Good Conduct Medal, but Trump is a shoo-in for the Order of Lenin.

Really!

Repost with one of the greatest villains in cinema history #filmsky

The Art of the Deal: Want a deal? Here’s the deal. Knock off this Nazi shit and we won’t drag your corpses behind oxen. Deal?

I am immediately ordering the arrest of Donald Trump, Tom Homan, JD Vance (an alias) and Pam Bondi for treason, espionage, and violation of human rights. Can I do that? Yes, because I say I can. “He who saves the country breaks no laws.”

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“The Residence” on Netflix is not only very entertaining, but it’s damn good mystery too. Everything on this show is perfect. The writing, the acting—Uzo Aduba is great but everybody is great too. Master class.

How I arrived on Bluesky