Answers the oft-asked question “how do you sleep…”.

Wtf is a “professional marksman” and how much of a marksman do you have to be to shoot a huge bird trapped in a cage?

This is the best article on Canada and the US that I’ve read in a decade, a must read, must bookmark.

The US government shutdown has made Newark even shittier than usual.

The privileged white people who can afford air travel are experiencing delays and are suddenly mad about the US government shutdown.

Slept in by 2 hours. 100% recommend.

I don’t understand why the city and state police across America are standing by and allowing ice to violently kidnap people on their streets.

Florida man who brags about his friendships with the leaders of Russia, China, and North Korea, derides New York Mayor as a communist.

Yesterday was a good day for some people in politics who are not assholes. And Gavin newsom

Canada is creating a task force to monitor the safety of U.S. food imports after RFK Jr. cut 3,500 FDA staff. Weaker U.S. standards require increased monitoring and diligence for Canada, generating trade barriers and consumer distrust, resulting in economic damage for U.S. producers and farmers.

First I didn’t win that $25 million Jays Care 50/50 draw yesterday. And today I find out I am not the sexiest man alive. This week is off to a horrible start!

Regularly updated list of FREE FOOD IN NYC for the 1.8 million New Yorkers who will not receive their SNAP benefits this month. docs.google.com/document/d/1... URL to share: tinyurl.com/nycfreefood

My body is saying I need a nap and my brain is saying I need more coffee. #timechange

I can’t believe we went back in time and didn’t get to replay those extra innings.

Last night my daughter FaceTimed me from Australia so she could watch the last inning of the ball game on my tv. Bad words were shared.

If it doesn’t stop raining before the trick or treating time I am going to have bleeding blisters on my fingers from opening all of these little chocolate bars.

How much is Trump charging for pardons?

Take a drink every time Buck says “swing and miss!”

Ok, I’m ready! #playball

Read the room, Siri! #bluejays

Trump is not the problem with America. He is just a symptom.

Tight bow ties are a leading cause of brain asphyxiation.

Always lock your door if the person knocking is holding a zip tie. #psa

Florida man whose tariffs have caused international trade war and tremendous job loss throws hissy fit because 40 years ago Reagan said tariffs cause international trade wars and job losses.

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Florida man doing to half the White House what he is doing to the entire country.

It is sad that NBA players are so grossly underpaid they have to throw games to make ends meet. #SayItAintSoJoe

Since the dawn of the 20th century, there have been fears that nukes, then TV, then nuclear energy, then genetic engineering and even Sunday shopping were going to destroy civilisation. And all this time the greatest threat to civilization was a 300 lb bald, narcissistic liar from Queens. 

It's normal for grad school to be challenging, and for some days to be really hard. It is NOT normal to be miserable every single day, with zero time to do anything you enjoy. So much grad student suffering happens because our ideas of normalcy are warped. Don't suffer in silence, seek support!

It is the “It doesn’t matter how awful it tastes, you are going to eat your dinner and you are going to like it” approach to democracy.

I went to bed in Nova Scotia and woke up in Alberta.

Seems harsh.

You’ll never guess what happened at a military explosives facility in Tennessee.

The arse is out of ‘er. #bluejays

Lich and Barber avoid jail. But what happened to all that money they scammed people out of?

Florida man upset he didn’t win “Nobel Prize in Fizzicks.” Sad!

Hot tip for @canentomologist.bsky.social members arriving in Calgary today: The conference hotel has an airport shuttle (for $5) that runs on the half hour, but you have to call to book a spot.

The wrong people are dying.

Canadian governments continually treat Indigenous title as a “policy issue” rather than a legal obligation and fundamental right. @rileyyesnomaybe.bsky.social asks: Why must Indigenous people fear for the protection of these rights with the arrival of every new government? thewalrus.ca/trc-land/

Ryder Cup 2025 is a reflection of America First. - EU playing for the trophy. Americans playing for $500,000 appearance fee. - EU captain and advisors are unselfish. USA captain came very close to choosing himself to play. - EU fans classy and know the game. American fans boorish and ignorant.

Ridiculous cheering by the American commentators on Ryder Cup coverage.

Florida man who previously told Americans to drink bleach and shove lightbulbs up their asses tells them not to take Tylenol.

Only a few minutes left for Tylenol maker to pay up a ransom to Trump to stop autism announcement. #shakedown #epsteindistraction

Florida man to announce Tylenol causes autism so he can distract from his Epstein scandal.

Florida man who lies about his weight, his IQ, his health, his cognitive test results, his net worth, his golf handicap, his friendship with a notorious pedophile, and the size of his… er, hands, cancels food security report and jobs report claiming the results are manipulated.

Florida man says David Letterman “looks like hell.”

I was captured by Apple Maps.

Guess which street Halifax Water’s Chain Lake Drive Bulk Water Station is on? Careful, it is a trick question.