2026 in like 2 weeks and my bank account on zero I cannot start the year off like this 😭

Just got paid and seen my check disappear in hours im so sick! Up here thinking I got a lil sum sum 🤦🏾‍♀️ the bills couldn’t wait to next week?

Banana bread, coconut I can’t stand it in food or deserts, and y’all gone eat me up for this but sweet potatoes and yams haven’t had none I cared for yet!!!!

Customer services jobs really crazy b/c you can answer the phone all sweet and stuff and mfs will still come at you crazy and little do they know this nice persona can switch up real quick call my phone with some sense please

Automated system: welcome to glass claims sponsored and completed by (my job) this line is recorded*** Me: How can I help? 🚶‍♂️: I just had a car accident wanna file a claim Me : sorry hear about that this I have to ask is there body damage? 🚶‍♂️: I’m not hurt I seem to be fine just the car *Transfers*

Got the opportunity to go home early again this week I feel 🤩 in the short but in that long run, ik ima be crying about my check next week

2 ways I either have a dream about snakes Or Gut feeling/ common sense bc the story doesn’t make sense in my head

My birthday of course September

Re watching vampire diaries and Elena and Stefan was the problem they were the drama just toxic….. they brought all them folks to mystic falls and slowly watched everyone’s life fall apart

Maybe pineapple upside cake, and some brownies maybe……

The movie wouldn’t even be training day no more fr can’t even take him serious

I feel like I don’t take tornado watches as seriously as I need to, my mind just be like girl we not in Kansas we in Texas so we good long as it ain’t a hurricane 😭

Ever since everybody stop blasting R Kelly we started experiencing all this random shit and bad vibes everybody blast R Kelly so we can get these good vibes back 🤧

Literally just got this out my head 😭 but thank you for reminding my brain 🤧

What’s in the air, all I wanna do is sleep and relax I wake up and I’m ready to take a nap

Thanksgiving is next week???! Dawg where time gone 😭

Common sense really not common it’s crazy

Can’t have all that riff raff in my gated community 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

I just started my shift the day not even that bad I have intentions on being great today but idk it’s just not happening 😭 in the way I want it too atleast

I just watched the last episode of reasonable doubt annnnnddd wtfff???

So who I need bet on so I can make some money on PrizePicks??!!

I mean probably, but I haven’t been diagnosed but aren’t we all lowkey!??? Some of us are just able to function with it better

One thing about me if I’m working a 10 hour shift I’m prolly gone be a lil late bc I need breakfast and that lil 10-15 minutes ain’t hurting nun 🤧

Welp it’s getting cold outside yall make sure to do some mental checks on ya friends 💙

Not they den mentioned bluesky sky on Abbott elementary 🫣

Crown apple i don’t even care for that flavor no more 😭

Yes I’m rewatching vampire diaries bc yea Mattie with the blue eyes, Caroline and mf BONNIE BENNET deserved better. And so did the mf originals okay!!!

My nephew just told me if I eat smarties (the candy) it’ll make you smart😭😭

I like the older ones like the conjuring, sinister, insidious 2 was decent. Poltergeist and coraline (that shit scary idc) Honorable mentions Twitches, a haunted mansion

You know I already said if a zombie apocalypse was to happen I’m ending it after a week if conditions don’t get better 😭 so whose to say I won’t do the same in a vampire one

Idk if I’m a vampire I feel like I could really start living life, get rich fr yk cuz all vampires rich I could have my way out here

I’ve traveled with family it’s fun and can be the equivalent of traveling with friends it’s vibe!!! I wanna travel with my friends soo bad but we can barely plan a day to go out to eat so yea🤷🏽‍♀️ ig they don’t fuck with me like that

Ole punk ass Chauncey 😭 and med school need her one on one with drew to this day

Affirm be cool and all but they can’t ever process a return correctly. Then wanna have me pay for something I cancelled/returned like nah gone head close my account

Y’all 😩😂😂😂😂

Do cockeyed people know they cockeyed? And how do you ask someone if they cross eyed? (In a nice way)

Not me about to talk shit about my power being off cuz the storm wasn’t that bad and then my shit pops back on let me stay humble real quick 😭

And why didn’t the moma catch her after court or try to snatch her in the courtroom???!!!

The very first insidious movie we rented it out of Redbox thing and only thing I rm to this day is that scary ass red room and door. I have yet to rewatch the movie as an adult

Fixing some things around the house Vehicle maintence Paying off a lil bit of debt And investing/ flipping the rest gotta start a business or sum

Are they bringing peplum tops back b/c I’m here for it!!!!😊let’s go ahead and bring that business casual club look back as well while we at it💅🏾

So yea I just came off that carnival cruise and they for sure still playing hip hop/ rap songs lol we literally was in the club listening to back that azz up gone head book yall cruise 💅🏾

I was born by the river I was shaking that

Bake and make ice cream floats 😭 the baking feels like an accomplishment and ice cream floats are just delicious and comforting

Is a jezebel the younger version of a harlot?

Someone said “he lost the battle the black and white way.”

Is it just me or wingstop kinda nasty now?

Key Glock 🥰