why won't you KILL YOURSE-

Life.. What doth life life? Life is as smooth as a butter knife. But knife sharp and dangerous! Knife allows the evilest AMONG US to hurt the smeeliest among... them!

he should've never trusted you.. WE SHOULD'VE NEVER TRUSTED YOU!!!

Wanna see something funny? boing boing boing boing boing boing boing

OBJECTION!!!!

It's vile, isn't it?

Bro who the fuck styles your hair? what the hell is that? Did a kid down the street with autism give you a haircut?

I'm gonna getchaa! Iii am.. GODD!!! HA HA HA!

You don't even know your fate, hedgehog.

CAN'T MAKE FUN OF US IF YOU'RE ONE OF US!!

i like to crossdress

How could i have known? Routine IS IT HUMAN?

This is you're last undertale

There's just something about unpaid labour that makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside...

Bro who the fuck styles your hair? what the hell is that? Did a kid down the street with autism give you a haircut?

YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

JUST READ A BOOK!!! JUST READ A BOOK!!!! THAT'S ALL I ASK OF YOU!! JUST READ A BOOK!

*iphone ringtone cat meowing*

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER! HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!-

Heh, pretty good

Life.. What doth life life? Life is as smooth as a butter knife. But knife sharp and dangerous! Knife allows the evilest AMONG US to hurt the smeeliest among... them!

-PUMP!! LOOK AT MY NEW SWEATER!! :D -SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

Heey little fella! Gosh you're cute- *explosion happens, i replicate it with my voice too*

I'm not crazy, i just don't give a fuck!!

What if i told you that Reggie and Jake are actually Sans and Papyrus??

-PUMP!! LOOK AT MY NEW SWEATER!! :D -SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

-er -SAANS!- -ererererer i don't remember asking you erererererer you're gonna die ererererer -WHAT THE- WHAT THE HECK-

hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome to Five night's at Freddy's

-First, of course, is Mario! Who will be played by Chris Pratt! -It's-a-me, a Mario

GONNA GETCHA!

butidonthavediabetes

Life.. What doth life life? Life is as smooth as a butter knife. But knife sharp and dangerous! Knife allows the evilest AMONG US to hurt the smeeliest among... them!

frieeend inside me

Me Tattletail! Me looove youu

Boyfriend is deeeaad.. Got a bullet through his heeeaad..

Why are you like this?..

Wanna see something funny? boing boing boing boing boing boing boing

I respect you and everything, Fresh, but that's really mysoginistic

I'm honestly more of a lover than a fighter. I had an extramarital affair with a giant fucking spider.

butidonthavediabetes

YOU PARASITE!!!

-er -SAANS!- -ererererer i don't remember asking you erererererer you're gonna die ererererer -WHAT THE- WHAT THE HECK-

What if i told you that Reggie and Jake are actually Sans and Papyrus??

What if instead of gomer it was.... pih!

do not interfere.

Man, i love Jesus- *explosion happens, i replicate it with my voice too*

JUST READ A BOOK!!! JUST READ A BOOK!!!! THAT'S ALL I ASK OF YOU!! JUST READ A BOOK!

*iphone ringtone cat meowing*

What the hell is your problem man?

And i'm Minty!