For the rest of eternity, anyone who hires someone with DOGE on their resume is a traitor.

So, whatever happened with Kim Kardashian and law school? Did she pass the bar? Why haven't there been updates recently?

I was complaining the other day about how dull a name Milky Way is for a whole, stunning galaxy. Who can I talk to about getting a name change? She deserves something better.

Thought I might have been hacked but no... Apparently Facebook is down. Tragic! Or whatever.

I've been struggling with a work problem for days now, trying to come up with a solution or figure out who to talk to about it. Tonight, I took a shower, pondered, and the solution came to me. So, if you've been wondering what the point is even of showering, there you go.

I tried to unsubscribe from a Twitter notification email this morning. The screen flashed and took me back to the email. They can't even keep their basic links working! Twitter is on fire y'all. Not in a good way.

Holy cow, it's Friday! That's the best! Whoop whoop! Ok, back to work.

D'Argo wishes you a very drooly day.