Christopher Luxon NatGPT
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A parody chronicling the last days of a parody PM.
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What I'd just say to you is, people say to me Chris why do you do it? I don't do it for them to turn around & say thank you for the opportunity. I do it because 1 day someone will go, there goes David Brent.
#LyinLuxon
#WorstPMEver
#EconomicVandals
#CoalitionofCruelCunts
#NZpol
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8 months ago
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What I'd just say to you is, I was not aware of this bill. It was introduced by a former junior staffer who no longer works in my office.
#LyinLuxon
#NZpol
Please sign:
our.actionstation.org.nz/petitions/e-...
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E Tū E Kī: They Don’t Speak for Us - Block the Definition of Woman Bill
The Government is progressing a Bill through Parliament that aims to limit the rights of transgender, non-binary, and intersex New Zealanders in the name of cis women, by defining “man” and “woman” (a...
https://our.actionstation.org.nz/petitions/e-tu-e-ki-they-don-t-speak-for-us-block-the-definition-of-woman-bill?source=bluesky&utm_source=bluesky&share=506618d4-314f-4331-9879-9c76e89e0b66
2 days ago
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What I'd just say to you is, just as well Labour are spending all their time at meetings playing silly buggers. Otherwise they might have been leading voters onto the streets to protest our corruption.
#NZpol
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
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4 days ago
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What I'd just say to you is, you might think I'm a fool, but Labour MPs fall over themselves at every opportunity to prove they're not serious people.
#OnlytheGreenscansaveus
#NZpol
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/...
4 days ago
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What I'd just say to you is, everything's fine. I'm wealthy & sorted &
#HoplessHipkins
doesn't believe in a Wealth Tax either.
#OnlytheGreenscansaveus
Why are the far right (& NZ First) doing so well?
youtu.be/lX3xtIjWRq8?...
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Why are the far right doing so well? And can it be stopped?
YouTube video by Garys Economics
https://youtu.be/lX3xtIjWRq8?si=KtMq4bpyWxLWjGJ6
10 days ago
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What I'd just say to you is, why even bother wasting money on an election when never wrong Thomas is telling me to put on my dancing shoes again?
#DyinLyinLuxon
#NZpol
18 days ago
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18 days ago
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What I'd just say to you is, finally someone who gets u̶s̶, m̶e̶, it.
#DyinLyinLuxon
#EattheRich
#NZpol
22 days ago
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What I'd just say to you is, a third of New Zealand’s fuel comes from Singapore. While I’ve been here, we’ve signed a deal that "DOES NOT IN ANY WAY commit NZ or Singapore to procure or guarantee the supply of goods to one another", even in a crisis.
#DyinLyinLuxon
#NZpol
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23 days ago
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What I'd just say to you is, a lot of people say my Coalition is dysfunctional, but at least we don't go around telling the public home truths about each other.
#DyinLuxon
#Onetermgovernment
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25 days ago
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What I'd just say to you is, the most disappointing part is that we didn't have a similar bit of dirt to hold over Tova to ensure our propaganda was broadcast as news without pushback in the morning as well.
#DyinLuxon
#NZpol
#StateMediaCapture
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
about 1 month ago
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What I'd just say to you is, which of these 2 photos of the architect of my re-election do you prefer?
#DyinLuxon
#CoalitionofFascists
#NZpol
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about 1 month ago
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What I'd just say to you is, I am not a coward. I'm not.
#DyinLuxon
#NZpol
about 1 month ago
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What I'd just say to you is, my government is utterly, totally, completely, lazer focused on the biggest issue facing NZ, that being my cost of Winston crisis.
#DyinLuxon
#Deathbyathousandcuts
#NZpol
about 1 month ago
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What I'd just say to you is, I'm proud to say my caucus's you'll-never-know-the-numbers vote & my prepared statement to the press successfully saw an end to the front page speculation about my leadership. Case closed.
#DyinLuxon
#NZpol
about 1 month ago
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What I'd just say to you is, Stuart desperately wanted to be at our caucus meeting today to front the media, but unfortunately he had a longstanding prior appointment with David Copperfield, who made him disappear until all this blows over.
#DyinLuxon
#NZpol
about 1 month ago
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What I'd just said to you is, oh that letter.
#DyinLuxon
#NZpol
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about 1 month ago
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What I'd say to you is, get in! Just got my lifetime ticket to Davos!
#DyinLuxon
#NZpol
www.thepost.co.nz/politics/360...
about 1 month ago
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What I'd just say to you is, what letter?
#DyinLuxon
#NZpol
www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...
about 1 month ago
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What I'd just say to you is, get it right. I don't make announcements about announcements I'm going to announce. I make announcements about announcements I'm NOT going to announce.
#DyinLuxon
#CoalitionofConArtists
#NZpol
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about 1 month ago
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What I'd just say to you is, yes Todd & I have sold NZ down the river, but on a positive note it won't be our problem when you have to pay the price.
#DyinLuxon
#CoalitionofConArtists
#NZpol
about 1 month ago
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What I'd just say to you is, at least Winnie's eating Labour's lunch as well.
#DyinLuxon
#HopelessHipkins
about 1 month ago
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What I'd just say to you is, et tu Heather?
#DyinLuxon
#nzpol
about 1 month ago
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What I'd just say to you is, at least there's one loyal Luxxie left who's holding the l̶i̶e̶ line at that traitorous rat infested Herald rag.
#DyinLuxon
#NZpol
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about 1 month ago
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What I'd just say to you is, my caucus just needs to get to know me.
#DyinLuxon
#nzpol
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about 1 month ago
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What I'd just say to you is, help me correct this fake news. Go to the link below & cast your vote.
#LyinLuxon
#DeadPMwalking
www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...
about 1 month ago
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What I'd just say to you is, help me correct this fake news. Go to the link below & cast your vote.
#LyinLuxon
#DeadPMwalking
www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...
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‘I am not trying to upend the party’ says Bishop amid Luxon leadership speculation
National caucus ructions are continuing, keep up with the latest on the leadership of the party in this live blog.
https://www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360965848/pm-christopher-luxon-national-party-leadership
about 1 month ago
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What I'd just say to you is, I can't meet my ghost whips.
#LyinLuxon
#DeadPMwalking
#nzpol
about 1 month ago
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What I'd just say to you is, isn't it great!
#LyinLuxon
#NZpol
Want to know capitalism’s endgame? Just look at private equity – it has captured our everyday lives
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Want to know capitalism’s endgame? Just look at private equity – it has captured our everyday lives | Hettie O'Brien
These companies now own everything from nurseries to care homes, squeezing vital services for profit while we foot the bill, says Hettie O’Brien, author of The Asset Class: How Private Equity Turned C...
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/apr/07/capitalism-endgame-private-equity-captured-nurseries-care-homes?CMP=share_btn_url
about 2 months ago
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What I'd just say to you Goldie is, get on the blower to TVNZ's Chairman again & demand another apology & a puff piece as compensation! And interrogate every damn Nat MP until you find out who's leaking!! Start with bloody Bishop!!!
#LyinLuxon
#WorstPMever
#NZpol
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about 2 months ago
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What I'd just say to you Tama, I mean Tova, how many Maori National Party MPs do we have in the cabinet you ask. It's a number.
#LyinLuxon
#WorstPMever
#NZpol
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about 2 months ago
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What I'd just say to you is, National is the party of small business..... elimination.
#LyinLuxon
#CoalitionofClowns
#NZpol
about 2 months ago
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What I'd just say to you is, it's been 4 & 1/2 years since I started on this journey to be NZ's least popular PM & I'm proud to say, while she never alerted you to my fibs, Amanda still powders my shiny, disco ball head every chance she gets. This is love.
#LyinLuxon
#nzpol
about 2 months ago
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What I'd just say to you is, how many times do I have to tell you to leave my family out of it?
#LyinLuxon
#NZpol
Amanda Luxon on PM’s popularity: NZers 'miss out' on the full story
www.1news.co.nz/2026/04/04/a...
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Amanda Luxon on PM’s popularity: NZers 'miss out' on the full story
The PM's wife was asked about last month's poll result which showed National Party support had fallen to 28%.
https://www.1news.co.nz/2026/04/04/amanda-luxon-on-pms-popularity-nzers-miss-out-on-the-full-story/
about 2 months ago
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What I'd just say to you
@henrycooke.bsky.social
is, it's so nice of you to try to cheer Bish up by doing him a solid & hiding from your readers the tobacco part of the "lobbying in between" section in your glowing letter of recommendation.
#nzpol
about 2 months ago
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What I'd just say to you is, my esteemed Min of Fin
#NickyNoBoats
assures me this chart has no correlation to the new projected NZ inflation number she's hiding from you. Besides everyone knows it's all(ways) Labour's fault.
#LyinLuxon
#nzpol
about 2 months ago
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What I'd just say to you is, et tu Ani?
about 2 months ago
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What I'd just say to you is, it's business as usual, please don't think it's COVID 2.0.
#LyinLuxon
#WorstPMever
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about 2 months ago
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What I'd just say to you is, "I used to run a country" has a pretty good ring to it don't you think?
#LyinLuxon
about 2 months ago
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What I'd just say to you is, I've been speaking to leaders all around the world to get intelligence about the trajectory of the conflict. And just like me, nobody knows anything.
#LyinLuxon
#WorstPMever
#CoalitionClownShow
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about 2 months ago
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What I'd just say to you is, Treasury has given Nicola a much higher inflation number. But she's not going to share it with you, like she boastfully did 2 weeks ago, because we're focused on the real world.
#LyinLuxon
#WorstPMever
#NickyNoClue
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about 2 months ago
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What I'd just say to you is, I've been speaking to leaders all around the world & while we came up with fuel crisis solutions quickly, TO BE HONEST, they're struggling. They were so impressed with my leadership they're now following our 4 phase model.
#LyinLuxon
#WorstPMever
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about 2 months ago
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What I'd just say to you is, I haven't been addressing the nation about the fuel crisis because my job has been hitting the phones HARD with international leaders & getting a sense of the intelligence around the potential trajectory of the conflict.
#LyinLuxon
#WorstPMever
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about 2 months ago
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What I'd just say to you is, did you see Goldie deal to
#StraightUpMcAnulty
on Breakfast this morning?
#Winning
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2 months ago
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What I'd just say to you is, hahaha inflation's going to go over 5% in Australia because of the Iran war. Luckily my trusty Minister of Finance
#NickyNoBoats
has guaranteed NZ's will only be 3.7% tops.
#WeKnowNumbers
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03...
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Government says 5 per cent inflation scenario 'pretty conservative now'
The government has requested new Treasury modelling for "more challenging circumstances" stemming from the Middle East war, admitting that the economic scenarios released last week "look pretty conser...
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03-25/government-says-fuel-rationing-unlikely-/106494636
2 months ago
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What I'd just say to you is, yes Thomas had a brief fling with me, but Nicola has always been his obsession. Nicola Willis tells Labour there's a new sheriff in town
archive.is/2026.03.24-0...
2 months ago
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What I'd just say to you is, everything's fine & there's nothing we can do.
#LyinLuxon
International Energy Agency says world leaders have failed to grasp the depth of the energy crisis created by the Iran war
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03...
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World energy watchdog warns fuel crisis is 'very severe'
World leaders have failed to grasp the depth of the energy crisis created by the Iran war, the head of the International Energy Agency has warned, as he considers releasing extra emergency oil stores.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03-23/international-energy-agency-second-fuel-release-possible/106485418
2 months ago
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What I just say to you is, thanks to having me as your PM, NZ is better placed to deal with this than the other 194 countries in the world. Petrol hits $4 a litre, service stations run empty.
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/auckland/...
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Brace yourself: Fuel prices hit $4 a litre in parts of Auckland, some stations 'run out'
Z Energy has also suspended its Sharetank service.
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/auckland/petrol-hits-4-a-litre-in-eastern-and-southern-auckland-suburbs/KHXQTVN3KFDPLMQ5E6BVHGYLV4/
2 months ago
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What I'd just say to you Iran is, lay down and take your slaughter like a good boy. New Zealand joins 19 countries in statement condemning Iran's attacks in the Gulf
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
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New Zealand joins 19 countries in statement condemning Iran's attacks in the Gulf
In a post on X, the Prime Minister emphasised the attacks against fuel tankers and energy infrastructure are leading to higher fuel prices for New Zealanders.
https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/national/590249/new-zealand-joins-19-countries-in-statement-condemning-iran-s-attacks-in-the-gulf
2 months ago
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What I'd just say to you is, the bigger issue is like Chuck and Mary coming in for their once-in-a-lifetime trip to New Zealand on a cruise ship, walking around downtown and getting intimidated because someone's sitting on the doorstop of a shop.
www.rnz.co.nz/news/busines...
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Mince records biggest annual increase since data began
Meat is up, poultry is up, fish is up, fruit and vegetables are up. What's happening?
https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/business/589814/mince-records-biggest-annual-increase-since-data-began
2 months ago
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What I'd just say to you is, I'm not the kind of guy to want to receive an honorary title from a guy who snitched I'd demanded it. Prime Minister Christopher Luxon refuses to say if he tried to call off Samoa matai ceremony
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
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Prime Minister Christopher Luxon refuses to say if he tried to call off Samoa matai ceremony
Luxon refused to answer questions about a report from Samoan media, saying he wanted to move on from the issue.
https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/political/589825/prime-minister-christopher-luxon-refuses-to-say-if-he-tried-to-call-off-samoa-matai-ceremony
2 months ago
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