What I'd just say to you @henrycooke.bsky.social is, it's so nice of you to try to cheer Bish up by doing him a solid & hiding from your readers the tobacco part of the "lobbying in between" section in your glowing letter of recommendation. #nzpol

What I'd just say to you is, my esteemed Min of Fin #NickyNoBoats assures me this chart has no correlation to the new projected NZ inflation number she's hiding from you. Besides everyone knows it's all(ways) Labour's fault. #LyinLuxon #nzpol

What I'd just say to you is, et tu Ani?

What I'd just say to you is, it's business as usual, please don't think it's COVID 2.0. #LyinLuxon #WorstPMever

What I'd just say to you is, "I used to run a country" has a pretty good ring to it don't you think? #LyinLuxon

What I'd just say to you is, I've been speaking to leaders all around the world to get intelligence about the trajectory of the conflict. And just like me, nobody knows anything. #LyinLuxon #WorstPMever #CoalitionClownShow

What I'd just say to you is, Treasury has given Nicola a much higher inflation number. But she's not going to share it with you, like she boastfully did 2 weeks ago, because we're focused on the real world. #LyinLuxon #WorstPMever #NickyNoClue

What I'd just say to you is, I've been speaking to leaders all around the world & while we came up with fuel crisis solutions quickly, TO BE HONEST, they're struggling. They were so impressed with my leadership they're now following our 4 phase model. #LyinLuxon #WorstPMever

What I'd just say to you is, I haven't been addressing the nation about the fuel crisis because my job has been hitting the phones HARD with international leaders & getting a sense of the intelligence around the potential trajectory of the conflict. #LyinLuxon #WorstPMever

What I'd just say to you is, did you see Goldie deal to #StraightUpMcAnulty on Breakfast this morning? #Winning

What I'd just say to you is, hahaha inflation's going to go over 5% in Australia because of the Iran war. Luckily my trusty Minister of Finance #NickyNoBoats has guaranteed NZ's will only be 3.7% tops. #WeKnowNumbers www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03...

What I'd just say to you is, yes Thomas had a brief fling with me, but Nicola has always been his obsession. Nicola Willis tells Labour there's a new sheriff in town archive.is/2026.03.24-0...

What I'd just say to you is, everything's fine & there's nothing we can do. #LyinLuxon International Energy Agency says world leaders have failed to grasp the depth of the energy crisis created by the Iran war www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03...

What I just say to you is, thanks to having me as your PM, NZ is better placed to deal with this than the other 194 countries in the world. Petrol hits $4 a litre, service stations run empty. www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/auckland/...

What I'd just say to you Iran is, lay down and take your slaughter like a good boy. New Zealand joins 19 countries in statement condemning Iran's attacks in the Gulf www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

What I'd just say to you is, the bigger issue is like Chuck and Mary coming in for their once-in-a-lifetime trip to New Zealand on a cruise ship, walking around downtown and getting intimidated because someone's sitting on the doorstop of a shop. www.rnz.co.nz/news/busines...

What I'd just say to you is, I'm not the kind of guy to want to receive an honorary title from a guy who snitched I'd demanded it. Prime Minister Christopher Luxon refuses to say if he tried to call off Samoa matai ceremony www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

What I'd just say to you is, some medication isn't intended for bottom feeders.

What I'd just say to you is, tālofa lava. It's just another entitlement I'm entitled to.

What I'd just say to you is, Henry Cooke's shit takes are worth the price of The Post's subscription alone.

What I'd just say to you is, there is no greater honour them receiving a title you have demanded be given to you #MiniTrumpPieceOfShit PM Luxon to be bestowed honorary matai title in Samoa, at his request www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...

What I'd just say to you is, it's a role I was born to play. #TheCowardChrisLuxon

What I'd just say to you is, isn't it great? #LyinLuxon #WorstPMever #NationalEmbarrassment

What I'd just say to you is, we're making enshitification compulsory. #LyinLuxon #CoalitionofEnshitification archive.is/202602221825...

What I'd just say to you very clearly is, as the good book says, "there is no greater parasite than one laying down a lie for your lying boss". #LyinLuxon #TamaTwoFace #onetermgovernment

What I'd just say to you is, I've touched people in all the disaster spots & had a fantastic reaction. #LyinLuxon #alotofmovingparts

What I'd just say to you is, I'm not a fascist, I'm fascist adjacent.

What I'd just say to you is, I haven't been informed, I'm not aware. #LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #CoalitionofAssholes #OneTermGov Food poisoning warning after Christchurch students eat contaminated school lunches www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

What I'd just say to you is, let them eat Michelin stars. #LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #Wedontdobottomfeeders #WorstGovEver #NZpol

What I'd just say to you is, you can't blame me. I'm hardly ever in the country. #LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #NickyNoClue $EconomicVandals #RegistertoVoteNow #OneTermGovernment #NZpol www.thepost.co.nz/business/360...

What I'd just say to you @rodemmerson.bsky.social is, luckily I only sleep 2 hours a night. #LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #NickyNoClue #EconomicVandals #NZpol

What I'd just say to you @rodemmerson.bsky.social is, we don't do bottomfeeders. Let them eat food parcels. #LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovEver #EconomicVandals #NZpol

What I'd just say to you is, we don't do bottomfeeders. #LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovEver #CoalitionOfCorruption #FloodUpPunchDown

What I'd just say to you is, we cosplay being the Coalition of small business but I have a lot more fun pissing in the pocket of a fascist rapist. #LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #EconomicVandals #NZpol

What I'd just say to you is... #LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #NZpol

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What I'd just say to you is, dammit, #StraightUpMcAnulty has destroyed another of my aces in their places. #LyinLuxon #Nicky5Houses #EconomicVandals #3Billion4Landlords #HomelessnessEpidemic #NZpol

What I'd just say to you is, they say after you get on your knees & kiss a fascist's ass, & impress him with the weird things you can do with your hands, your luck turns. #LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovEver #NZpol

What I'd just say to you @rodemmerson.bsky.social is, my team is, & always will be, fully focused on the cost of (landlord) living crisis. #LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovEver #NZpol

What I'd just say to you Winston & every other NZer for that matter is, there's no we in I. #LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #NZpol

What I'd just say to you is, what a load of rubbish Labour's new free Drs visits policy is. As my Finance Minister #NickyNoClue says, we've underfunded health so much that bottomfeeders can't get to see a doctor "at all" #LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #EconomicVandals #NZpol

What I'd just say to you @domesticanimal.bsky.social is, exactly! #LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstSpeakerEver #NZpol

What I'd just say to you is, the good Lord looks after those that look after themselves. #LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #CoalitionOfCorruption #NZpol

What I'd just say to you is, my Coalition is committed to never letting the facts get in the way of a NZ Herald headline trumpeting the successes we never had. #LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #CoalitionofLyingCunts #NZpol www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

What I just say to you is, sometimes you have to take a stand & choose which side you're on. #LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #Fascistfriendly #Coalitionofclimatedenyers #NZpol

What I'd just say to you is, who needs AI? I've already got a misrepresentation rate of 100%. #LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovEver #NZpol

What I'd just say to you is, it's nothing another overseas junket can't fix. #LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovEver #EconomicVandals #NZpol

What I'd just say to you for the 100th time is, we won't be taking any advice from experts #LyinLuxon #AtlasNetworkCoup #NZpol How much did the Government pay for a curriculum that is so inferior to the version already mandated in our schools? newsroom.co.nz/2025/10/21/i...

What I'd just say to you is, for the record you don't have to have the the capability, or even an email address for us to throw a few million your way. All you need to say is the magic words "We're going to drill, baby, drill". #LyinLuxon #CoalitionOfCorruptClowns #NZpol