New God of War game looks WEIRD

"I'll bring the orange slices, comrade."

They’re dropping the “C”

So cold his testes retreated up into his body and created a makeshift holster for his gun.

I assume B*vino is the “short people” Randy Newman was singing about.

When Tony Dokoupil says he’ll be providing “extreme weather coverage” on CBS News I assume he means regular weather coverage delivered by a Nazi.

Lord of the Rings: The Return of the Prick (2026; dir. Stephen Miller)

This occupation could have been an email.

Served with fresh fruit and whipped cream.

Literally a participation trophy

I liked HIM more than a lot of critics. Maybe they should have called it ROSEMARY’S QB.

Cake Pop Demon Hunters *press send*

I go to bed before midnight in New Year’s Eve because I believe staying awake during the change of calendar year is like remaining conscious for The Jaunt.

Equate as a brand is like, I’m not a doctor you’re not a doctor if you can’t tell the difference does it really matter?

Truly the Tron Ares of monuments.

Poor unfortunate snow

*Dolly Parton voice* and I-I-I-I-I-ee-I-I will never use A.I-I-I-I-ee-I-I…

You wanna see my search history? Go ahead!

🧵 Our mutual aid hub has been a HUGE draw for our immense volunteer base, many of whom have never wanted to be involved politics before now. This model isn’t just about the immediate impacts: It’s about showing our values, building a community, and reaching voters — without selling our soul!

Kat impressed me early with her commitment to meeting people’s immediate needs. It inspired my own approach to running for office. Will is just plain wrong. When you associate Dems with making people’s lives better, you strengthen the Dem brand. More importantly, you MAKE PEOPLE’S LIVES BETTER.

Probably because of all the ultra processed mammoths and high fructose giant sloth.

Shoutout to my favorite "Nos", from "feratu" to "tradamus"

She wrote it with HateGPT

Rick Steves is the best. He’s like if Mister Rogers started every episode by putting on his shoes and leaving his house.

I just think it’s so weird that we all have that one messed up toenail that’s like, yellow and thick and looks more like a horse’s hoof than a toenail. Don’t you think it’s weird that we all have that?

Fyre Fest-Side Chat

This guy has resting flattened-by-a-steamroller face.

You know... the other states. Not the ones you know. I met these states at camp. They're from Canada.

The best piece of advice I got as a budding artist was, if you don’t enjoy the process of making art you should probably do something else instead. Art is 98% journey, 2% destination.

*Graham Nash voice* Our mouse, is a very very very fine mouse… with two cats in the y— OH SHIT! THE CATS CAUGHT THE MOUSE!! NO, MISTER JANGLES, NO!!! DROP IT! DROP IT!!!

Terrestrial sex: *train going into tunnel* Space sex:

Ronald was ill the day the earth stood still / Birdie told him where to stand / and Grimace was there in silver underwear / Mayor McCheese was the invisible man

I am “getting into early Genesis” years old.

I dunno. None of this sounds “free” from “duty”

*Freddy Krueger in college, stoned at a party*:

The sign is right. He *is* a Restroom Defibrillator.

I recently started a community newsletter that combines local event info with puzzles I create for each issue (without A.I., of course). Here’s the crossword puzzle I made for this week’s issue. (Hopefully the image is big enough for you to print if you want to.) Enjoy!

Lord of the Rings: The Dealership of the Ring (2021)

Siri is like if Amelia Bedelia was a computer.

TFW even three ghosts don't want to visit you at night.

After seeing that face, I'm pretty sure this American *can't "o"* ever again

Tantric Santa

This could have been an email

That’s him in the corner, that’s him in the spotlight, nodding like a pigeon

Dude is a sentient record scratch.

I named my fist Acoustic and Guitar because you do NOT want me bringing them to a party.

I heard the new AQUAMAN movie is tuna quarter hours long.

Super Bowls come down to the kikr.

Belatedly entering the pie debate with this banger (if I do say so myself) in celebration of the sexiest of seasonal pies: erich.bandcamp.com/track/my-my-...