Okay, so a lot of people get confused by that because he only appears in the video games in codex entries but Grior the Impaler is actually the second raid boss from the fifth edition of the table top role-playing game

I’d also have this look on my face if I saw zombie Jim Henson in concert.

Everyone is watching the Artemis II coverage except for Trump.

Honestly, if I just came back to earth I’d wait as long as possible to leave the space capsule, too.

Artemis III??? I can’t believe they’re pitching the sequel before they even hit the digital rental window.

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Bondi’s Easter Ouster

*80s used car commercial voice* COME ON DOWN TO RALPH’S BONE TEMPLE FOR OSSUARY FEST

I’ve heard of screen doors on a submarine but windows on a spaceship??

Girl, are you a gritty '70s crime thriller because I was confused for the first 20 minutes but now I'm fully invested in what happens?

Halfway through every movie the hero should learn how to double jump.

My cat, telling me he doesn't like his new food, by placing an ad in the back of the Village Voice.

people on here will post anything. “Iran had nukes.” No they didn’t. That isn’t true.

Alice the Camel could not be reached for a statement...

For all of you celebrating #FThisMovieFest today, have the best time! I wish I could be with you but I have been sent to live with a family on a farm upstate. A top secret mission, I’ve been told. Very exciting! I can’t believe it was five years ago that I released my @fthismovie.bsky.social album.

Don’t tell anyone but I farted and reached for my phone cause I thought I got a message

My timeline has too much Marco Rubio and not enough Margot Robbie-o.

You’re laughing… The Joker and Mr. Freeze found love and you’re laughing…

Spider plant Spider plant Does whatever a Spider can’t

(At my grandmother’s funeral. Everyone is crying. People are coming over to me to offer their condolences.) Me *David-Byrne-live-at-CBGB-voice*: Thank you very much

A.I. hype boils down to a simple lie: Everything would be better if everyone else besides you was replaced by a computer.

Seeing this weird coordinated thing in local Facebook news groups where right wingers are responding to this with, “What about Bruce Springsteen”??? because he sings “Hey little girl is your daddy home” in “I’m On Fire”

FAFO Peace Prize

Damn! The *dinosaurs* look more realistic.

*The Knack voice* Pa-pa-pa-PLUSH PIEROGI

*Me, to a Zamboni driver seconds before being run over by a Zamboni*: Icy, what you did there

New God of War game looks WEIRD

"I'll bring the orange slices, comrade."

They’re dropping the “C”

So cold his testes retreated up into his body and created a makeshift holster for his gun.

I assume B*vino is the “short people” Randy Newman was singing about.

When Tony Dokoupil says he’ll be providing “extreme weather coverage” on CBS News I assume he means regular weather coverage delivered by a Nazi.

Lord of the Rings: The Return of the Prick (2026; dir. Stephen Miller)

This occupation could have been an email.

Served with fresh fruit and whipped cream.

Literally a participation trophy

I liked HIM more than a lot of critics. Maybe they should have called it ROSEMARY’S QB.

Cake Pop Demon Hunters *press send*

I go to bed before midnight in New Year’s Eve because I believe staying awake during the change of calendar year is like remaining conscious for The Jaunt.

Equate as a brand is like, I’m not a doctor you’re not a doctor if you can’t tell the difference does it really matter?

Truly the Tron Ares of monuments.

Poor unfortunate snow

*Dolly Parton voice* and I-I-I-I-I-ee-I-I will never use A.I-I-I-I-ee-I-I…

You wanna see my search history? Go ahead!

🧵 Our mutual aid hub has been a HUGE draw for our immense volunteer base, many of whom have never wanted to be involved politics before now. This model isn’t just about the immediate impacts: It’s about showing our values, building a community, and reaching voters — without selling our soul!

Kat impressed me early with her commitment to meeting people’s immediate needs. It inspired my own approach to running for office. Will is just plain wrong. When you associate Dems with making people’s lives better, you strengthen the Dem brand. More importantly, you MAKE PEOPLE’S LIVES BETTER.

Probably because of all the ultra processed mammoths and high fructose giant sloth.

Shoutout to my favorite "Nos", from "feratu" to "tradamus"

She wrote it with HateGPT

Rick Steves is the best. He’s like if Mister Rogers started every episode by putting on his shoes and leaving his house.