Pls everyone help me bully @forverona.bsky.social into writing the historical au of my dreams. @sand-scorpio.bsky.social yell at her in German

I used aloud instead of allowed and I now must leave the fandom for real. Farewell everyone 👋

Boop boop

Yeeting a chapter on a Friday night? A bold move, if I ever saw one. Age of Wolves chapter 18 is here! Read it at your own risk because reasons. archiveofourown.org/works/591828... #reylofic

A School of Emerald and Snow. Strangely, that kinda works

It’s battle time! It all goes swimmingly! #reylosss

So I just found this little snippet in a random document I had forgotten about and accidentally made myself swoon to death

Look at this extraordinarily metal illustration that John Bauer made after having read a retelling (one might say fanfiction) of the Norse myths about 110 years ago. It shows Freya in the arms of a dude who happens to turn into a dragon.

Ugh I thought rich ben and scrappy rey would exist my mind once I had posted that one shot but they’re still in there, being very loud and obnoxious

We actually force (well that’s a strong word but you know) our son to play 90s games bc we think it’s healthy to have a complete “omfg I can’t believe I just spent 3 hours trying to beat this boss without success and now it’s game over”-breakdown every once in a while. It builds character.

Stab by Stab 11 chapters 38K words E-rated 🌶️ 🥳 complete 🥳 Enjoy my medieval/fantasy story with friendly assassination attempts, an Alderaanian matriarchy, and plenty of banter. archiveofourown.org/works/745352...

A little bump, hopefully without typos this time. HERITAGE (E), one-shot, 7.5k 🏰 Estate owner Ben 🏰 Just-barely-scraping-by Rey 🏰 Is that a touch of… breeding kink? In a fic by me? Who could’ve ever seen that coming? archiveofourown.org/works/77035771

🚨 New fic alert 🚨 HERITAGE (E), one-shot, 7.5k 🏰 Rich dude Ben wants heirs 🏰 Poor girl Rey is up for the job 🏰 Naughty enough to make dust off my alt account archiveofourown.org/works/77035771 #reylofic Merry belated Christmas, @forverona.bsky.social

Place of birth: Narnia

Before Vár, I solemnly vow that I will finish Age of Wolves before Midsummer. (Vár is the Norse goddess of promises, and if you break a promise you’ve made before her, you’ll die a painful, undignified death and spend eternity in Hel)

Coming soon to an archive near you

Minor #wakeupdeadman #spoiler (I haven’t even finished it yet so don’t spoil the ending for me 😅) But this quote on storytelling paired with the lighting in that scene? Made this wannabe writer choke up, not gonna lie

It's time to earn that E-rating. Stab by Stab -Chapter 9 Have fun and Merry Christmas 😌 archiveofourown.org/works/745352...

Chapter 17 🥳 archiveofourown.org/works/591828... #reylofic

I always see writing advice on how to make one’s writing tighter or how to cut what’s unnecessary - but I rarely see advice for people like myself, who chronically underwrites. Send help plssssss what do I do 🥲

Nothing is less Tolkien than wasting fresh water to produce crap. He was literally thinking the industrialisation had gone too far back in the 40s (!), and he was deeply worried about how nobody cared about trees anymore. (The Rest is History podcast has a lovely series on him and his works)

My favorite was the criminally under-read wild when your promises are broken, the fic I was gifted by @earis.bsky.social for this year’s RFFA challenge. archiveofourown.org/works/62739334 I truly can’t recommend it enough.

The dude-bros: tHey aRE cOusInS

I haven’t written smut in so long that I fear my sense of shame has re-entered my body.

Kittrose is the goat 😭

I’m sorry to say but it seems as if I might be outlining this

I saw this the other day, and you know you’ve been reading too much fanfic when you go to bed and dream up an entire fic based on this premise. (My brain was kind enough to remove 30 years of his age and add some black curls and a scowl.)

It’s that time of year again, when my husband, who does not care for animals, heads out and arranges fairy lights in the rabbit enclosure to make sure I don’t trip and fall in the dark

Updating on a Saturday might be a questionable decision, but here we are! Age of Wolves chapter 16: archiveofourown.org/works/591828... #reylofic

Fun fact about me: at age seven, I named brown as my favorite color, not because I love brown, but because no one ever said that brown was their favorite color and I felt sorry for it.

I decided it was time Viking Rey got her own little Viking horse (named Moo), and I swear nothing bad will ever happen to him because look at their sweet faces 😭

Chapter 15 🥳 archiveofourown.org/works/591828...

Happy Halloween, lovelies! I have two fics that might tickle that itch for a Halloween-y read, find them below ⬇️ #reylofic

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Brilliance

I think we should all add leaves to our names 🍂

The idea that it’s somehow weak for a woman to wish for a family as her happy ending is the worst part of modern day storytelling

Boba Fett: Eaten by Sarlacc. Comes back. DLF: Love it Fennec Shand: Gets shot. Comes back. DLF: Great stuff Darth Maul: Cut in half. Comes back. DLF: Coolio Palpatine: Vaporized. Comes back. DLF: Somehow… he returned Ben Solo: Fades peacefully into the Force. DLF: Yeah, he super dead tho

Not me trying to will my reylo wife to wake up @forverona.bsky.social AGAIN WAKE UP

Adam Driver is just like us, he spent the pandemic crying into his bowl of cereal over the death of Ben Solo

My vision for episode ten has always been that Rey accidentally turns to the dark side in her attempts to bring Ben back, and that Finn, Poe, Rose, as well as the KOR (they didn’t die in TROS bc they were clones!!!) go traveling the galaxy to a) bring Ben Solo back and b) have him get Rey back 🥹

Are you wondering what Shmi is doing these days? Well, she and Gustav Skarsgård are part of this eccentric Swedish crime drama set in the far North back in 1852. The wilderness and the stoicism of the people, it’s 👌👌👌 Pls let me know what you think if you decide to watch it

@holdo55.bsky.social gave me an award 😌😌😌

Chapter 14 just dropped, and this time, it’s one that’s full of angst and pining 😌 archiveofourown.org/works/591828...

Don’t hurt me like this

Not me researching this adorable flower which grows on the old Viking burial mounds I visited last summer and learning that one of its English names is elfin thyme 🥹

Haha I’m breaking my own heart with this chapter 😌

Hate it when someone (usually amp bc you know, she’s elite) does an edit and I’m like OH THAT SHOULD BE AN AU and then I open a doc with absolutely nothing other than one (1) single vibe and the ambition to finish 100K words in two months

Sub Kylo is canon