Happy #Saturbate, all you self-proclaimed penis lovers!!!

Hope everyone has a great weekend! #FCF

Dad left his bedroom door open & this is what you see when you walk in. It's like he left the door open on purpose, son. Well, he did. He wants to expose his boner to you & he wants you to watch him masturbate. He's encouraging you to be a penis bator just like him. Show him your hard dong, boy.

Your penis is meant to be pleasured & enjoyed as often as possible.

Who's up for some penis masturbation with Dad?

Look at my cock.

I am just a man who loves his dong.

Dad's got a boner again.

exposed greasy dong

Dad is zoned out on his penis.

Look at my exposed, erect, greasy dong & what it does to me.

Greasing up my dong at the beginning of the bate.

All we are are greasy dongs waiting to be masturbated.

fuckin' dong.

Hard...exposed...male...penis.

I love being queer.

Dad's dong is so crazy horny tonight!

Masturbate with your dad. Be a good boy.

I am stoned & boned and I'm gonna to submit to my dong and masturbate.

My penis & I are very happy to see you.

TGIF! Yes, it's Tuesday but it's my Friday.

I'm sorry it's Monday. I'm sorry that capitalism is taking time away from you enjoying your penis. But, I do hope you have the best day possible. #monochromeMonday

#Sundaycumday 😛✊️💦💦💦

Thank you for all the birthday wishes the other day. Y'all made this old man feel loved. I appreciate each and every one of you.

It's #Saturbate, bros! Enjoy your greasy dongs.

Y'all, not only is it #FCF, it's also my birthday! Number 57...omg!!! Show me some love by letting me see your dick in the comments. 🎂🎁🎉🎈🎊🥳🍰

Expressing my love for my penis.

Submitting to Penis makes you really stoopid. You know you want to let go, you know you want to submit completely to Penis. Don't fight it, don't deny yourself pleasure. Worship Penis & your rewards will be great.

If you see this, quote a picture of your #bush

Hope you're day is full of things that inspire your penis pumpies.

This is my penis.

Dad dong flopping.

Oh son, I'm going to masturbate my dong.

Look at Dad's boner.

I have a boner.

Let your dong guide you to pleasure.

Show me your bate spread, dong lovers.

Enjoy your Sunday bate, bros.

Hope all my bros have the day off & are thoroughly enjoying their penises.

#FCF One more week and I'll be 57 years old. 😬

Just admit it, you're addicted to your penis & you fucking love it!

Look at how good my penis makes me feel, son. I want you to experience that pleasure, too, with me. Let's expose our hard dongs to each other & stroke together right next to each other in the same bed. Get naked with me, son, & show me your hard boner. We are proud peepee masturbators!

Your dad is a solosexual penis masturbator who loves watching himself masturbate & who loves exposing & perving on his own penis. Look at how I masturbate, son. Look at how much I enjoy penis sex. Dad loves sharing his bate with you in the hopes that it inspires you to masturbate, too, my good boy.

lazy day today. gonna make a pumpkin pie, do laundry, masturbate, nap, and then make chicken & noodles for supper. enjoy your day, dong lovers!

dong boner

fuck yeah,penis!

dad's penis

my dong

Me & Mr. Peepee are very horny.

Here's Dad shooting a big load of poz cum for you on #humpday.