Three hours of waiting, seventeen seconds. Now you know how it feels. #rowdy

I opened Spotify and screamed. In delight, of course. And a bit of rage. Nine days? That’s forever! I want it now!

Happy Martyr’s Day

Dons festive gear Enjoy your time off if you have it Enjoy your time in general See you around

New phone who dis

Me, lying in bed this morning: I think I can sleep through one more snooze. Brand new kitten: I don’t think so.

If I buy plates from Ginori 1735 will Jake Gyllenhaal appear and cook for me?

Remember when Amazon sold books instead of disabling the Internet? #PepperidgeFarmRemembers

A song for people who like to pay attention to lyrics. youtu.be/2LE0KpcP05I?...

But will this impact my ability to get Korean mods for Stardew Valley and Skyrim?

I’m pretty! Goddamn hopeless.

Estinien where are you holding that eye? Your armor doesn’t have pockets. #ffxiv #heavensward #dontlearnfromdiablo #yourforeheadisnotanartifactstoragespace

What is love? Love is when you see a silly gif and casually agree that the duck needs arms so your sweetheart adds arms to the gif.

I always feel like somebody’s watching me

Someday I will deal with my addiction to @katespadeny.bsky.social That day is not today.

An American? Really?

Went to 8-Bit Bites. Got chicken tendies. It seems wrong but it tastes so right.

I meant to take a picture of my Baggio’s pizza but I ate it. #SupportLocal here’s the box instead

Petit dejuner

Donald Trump is the first female president according to his own definition (and lack of understanding said definition).

Dear Genghis Khan, thank you for sharing the recipe for Mongolian Beef with other cultures so that we Americans could co-opt it into delicious, easily accessible frozen buns.

I can read red note but it doesn’t believe in my phone number so I can’t post.

Windmills: just chillin’ Some lunatic somewhere: give me a lance! I hate windmills! And that’s not a metaphor or literary reference, I don’t know how to read! I just really hate windmills! Who sponsored that rant? That’s what I want to know.

[Pithy comment of adequate relevance to current events.]

I picked a micropet just for you! Really! Just you! Tap this link or use my friend code ZBH7ZZT95R1 for a special reward! app.befinch.com/invite_v1/BaLp

If you need to know where Santa is right now: www.noradsanta.org/en If you need to know where Satan is right now, he’s right behind you. 😈

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

It’s the most wonderful time of the year - when PNC calculates how much one carol really costs. This is a price index that really matters. www.pnc.com/en/about-pnc... #Ihaveweirdhabits #CPI #Icheckeveryyear

Bonus youtube.com/shorts/l_4Oi...

youtube.com/shorts/tes6H... part 2

youtube.com/shorts/F29qw... #accurate #onpoint

That heathen over there doesn’t like the taste of tea. #shun #shuntheunbeliever

I should dress more fashionably.

Donate to the Organization for Transformative Works! www.classy.org/campaign/don... #fannishbehavior #fandom #fansom #ao3

Catching up on sleep is so weird. I have no idea what to do with myself. #insomnia #thisistheway

Anyone looking for a #WebNovelAE ask me! If you’re looking to write for #WebNovel I can help you get started!

Hello! I write stories. Some are on Kindle Vella. Check them out if you’re interested. Links in bio! #kindlevella #barelywitches #gaydetective I need more hashtags in my life.