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After finishing Twilight Princess I got really optimistic and started playing Skyward Sword. I love everything about that game, except with motion controls the game is finnicky and inconistent, and with button controls the game is inconsistent and finnicky. Damn.

Beat Twilight Princess and if not for the first third or so, it'd so easily be my favorite Zelda, so much after the first like 10-15 hours is best in franchise, genuinely. Zant and Ganon are such good fights I've never felt better beating a Zelda game.

I hope that one day, I will find somebody that loves me as much as the bus driver loved driving past me as I waved him down today. And I will do right by them by loving them as much as bus drivers love waving at each other.

Been playing Twilight Princess with the goal of beating it for the first time, and I've been thinking about them every hour of every day since beating Snowpeak Ruins.

There's a difference between drinking water that came out the tap room temperature, and cold water that later became room temperature and you cannot convince me otherwise.

You know it's too hot when the toothpaste comes out the tube warm.

Got Master Ball this season with a Grass only team, my favorite type in Pokémon. This was hard, grass has it ROUGH, man. I was too stubborn to switch off Megamega. Just run trick room with Sinistcha/Scovillain instead, I think. This was hella fun, though brutal. LMAO. 10/10

I used to be Waddle Dee tier, if Kirby were to eat me 5 years ago, I'd have given him nothing, but nowadays? I'd give Kirby the gift of archery, a sport I love dearly on top of a great anxiety about a formless future.

Was today when I found out they actually call it Super Monkey Ball for a reason, it's because the Monkeys are inside of the Ball, did you know that?

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I hate doing it, but sometimes you really gotta put somebody on blast in public to get the message through. Our dog really doesn't appreciate the songs we've been making up about her and I think she needs to be held accountable.

Bro I love Starfox 65.

I need to get good at Super Mario Sunshine again so I can stop embarrassing myself in front of my niece. That game is genuinely the unc washing machine, it's crazy. I do not remember it being like this LMAO.

"It's the age of AI" and it's just fuckass CEOs paying somebody 6 figures to not write an e-mail.

Had this one wasp fly by my window screen every day for the past month checking in on me, and I think we became close personal friends. Anyway it's been a couple days and I just looked up wasp lifespans, and my dude is definitely dead of natural causes. Pour one out for my boy.

Recorded myself today, and had this shot where like, every single step of the way I was feeling unsure (and it's noticeable) and still hit the 10.

If you're a foreigner to America you have a secondary ultimate ability that lets you counter 9-11 jokes with "Oh, you mean 11-9?? Why would you make fun of that? I don't get it." and you should do so at every opportunity.

My hair may have gotten too long because people get jumpscared when I turn around now.

Rolled credits on Kirby and the Forgotten Land after putting it off for 4 years. Yo that game is crazy. It might even drop Amazing Mirror to #2 for me. Absolutely unreal.

Set a goal for myself of getting to Master Ball with specifically a snow team that actually uses ice types, cause I used to run hail teams when I last battled in Gen 4/5. It's stupid and inconsequential, but I'm proud of myself. I took these bozos all the way. I love Pokémon :).

And for my next trick I'm gonna eat tuna until I get mercury poisoning and forever change my and everybody close to me's relationship with fish based recipes.

I'm not unemployed, I'm temporarily retired.

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Thus far I really enjoy playing Pokémon Champions, it's so fun, but god, I just cannot let go of the idea that this game is supposed to tear barriers of entry down, and then it puts up new ones with a hopeless gacha system and gating some Pokémon behind full games + DLC. Whoof.

Dutch culture is asking a simple question and then somebody forcing you to spend 30 minutes arguing semantics before they answer the question.

Jam's 2S drops the rabbit :(

I thought Akane Banashi started airing this weekend rather than last, anyway, episode 1 is extremely faithful while reimagining some things to work better in an animated show vs a manga. It's well done! If the entire season keeps up this quality you will never hear me complain.

Both Electrode and Gogoat being unavailable at Pokémon Champions launch is a targeted attack. What am I supposed to do now?? Build a GOOD team???

This month will be 5 years since I started archery as a hobby, and my biggest flex is that I disfigure the middle of any given target so consistently that I've become one of the main reasons to throw away and replace them.

My niece figured out I love Kirby so now every time I'm over she wants to play Kirby games with me. Perhaps we will all be alright.

HELP ME!!!! HELP!!! AAAAAAAAAA HELP ME!!!!

If you ever send me a 4k 60fps version of an anime opening, I will explode you in my mind 30,000 times.

The only bad part about being Dutch is that our worst matchup is a slight incline. Our ankles SNAP instantly.

I felt like Chainsaw Man was circling the airport trying to land the plane for a while, but apparently it was circling the drain.

Jury trials insist on the existence of jury tribulations.

A weird dog was spotted above Silvermoon City today.

I'm so bad at Mario Tennis that the game now struggles to find me opponents low-rated enough and I have to wait for Japanese VTubers to go live for the playercount to spike enough, or they match me with S-ranks that are definitely in the Epstein files.

Apparently I LOVE Batsugun, man. That 1CC is coming for sure.

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Slay the Spire to is so good, man, it raises the bar permanently and I'm pissed. What a fucked up thing to do. Create a timeless piece of art, why don't you. Do it twice, why don't you.

Made some essential macros before levelling in WoW today.

It's crazy that in the past 2 weeks I played 2 games I want nothing more than to play again for the first time in Cairn and ZeroRanger. Maybe I should finally play Outer Wilds while I'm at it.

Out of all of God's children, I'm definitely the one he leaves in the car during summer.

ZeroRanger is a fucked up game for freaks and you should play it immediately.

Been trying Classic Tetris for the first time since I was a kid and I did not realize I was wholly carried by ghost pieces, holding pieces and fast drop, brother. I am not just ass, I am thighs, I am lower back, I am knees, dude, truly irredeemable.

Super Monkey Ball.

Been mulling on finding an excuse to buy Mario Tennis this week, which has slowly turned into mulling over finding an excuse not to buy Mario Tennis Fever, and I think this is how they get us, man.

Batsugun is like the Higgs Boson particle for the Shoot 'Em Up genre.

It's kinda rude that we keep popping out Bowser's skeleton to do things like play Tennis.