Baba is you, you is baba, vow is open. Wings of rebellion is hot, chain of captivity is melt.

My phone telling me I can turn alarms off with voice commands has been greatly detrimental to me actually waking up. Now before my mind is even aware, eyes still closed I'm already like STOP STOP HEY GOOGLE STOP HEY GOOGLE HEY GOOGLE STOP STOP STOP HEY GOOGLE STOP HEY GOOGLE STOP

Hearing that Larian is using generative AI at the concept/placeholder stages of development for the new Divinity sucks, man. The seed you plant will always influence the flower that blooms. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare.

I hope my future wife is okay with knowing that I'd be way more emotional if they dropped Guilty Gear Xrd -Rev 3- than our wedding day.

You ever get hit with a freight train in a passing conversation? Somebody was like "you're always eager to help but I rarely see you help yourself." yesterday and I've been STEWING, brother. It's kinda nice though, the ordeal of being known becomes less mortifying with time.

Some say I still got it, others say "How'd you get in my house? I'm calling the police" but that's unrelated.

World of Warcraft classic leveling from 1-40 is so sick, and then 40-60 is a nightmare of "find off the path always moving npc that tells you to go through the same cave 4 times in a row for increasingly specific and less worthwhile tasks." 200 times. Fuck off man.

You know what, maybe they're right, maybe we really do need just one more LLM and 14,000 new data centers to support it. Just one more predictive algorithm that ouroborosses into telling you to kill yourself and we can really turn this economy around.

Latin being a mostly dead language only used for current day scientific classifications and so on, gives it this luster of mystique and high education. But I bet back in the day people were still rolling up like "What's poppin, pussyboi?", you know?

Dentist promoted me to grandmaster in flossing today. Toothpicks are broken this season for climbing ladder, btw. You can find me on metafy for coaching.

The internet being mostly bots isn't the problem, it's that they're boring as shit. I propose the online battle bot, imagine, somebody posts some rage bait, and then a little fucker with 4 wheels and a giant hammer slams a little three wheeler with 2 circular saws in the comments

Standing desk? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does.

WoW housing is gonna eat me alive.

Was up 'til 6 AM beating Baldur's Gate 3 again yesterday, so obviously I started another playthrough today. And holy hell, tactician difficulty is a whole different game, huh? Suddenly control is much more important and I no longer have the luxury of holding on to spell slots.

Spent my week in 2006, playing WoW classic again (again, again) only turning it off to play Kirby Air Ride. Good times, man.

In case you're wondering what excessive force looks like.

Every time I get some obscure ambient song stuck in my head that takes me weeks to find, the hit rate of it being from the FTL soundtrack is genuinely insane. There's some Risk of Rain in there, but it's FTL SO often, dude. Some timeless OSTs just exist every day, crazy.

It's crazy the amount of times I've had a new free game recommended to me and it's just Genshin Impact again. We need to stop making Genshin Impact. We can do more than Genshin Impact in the free mobile and pc/console gaming market. There's more to life than left click E Q 1234.

Air Riders is so good, man. I legit have to stop myself from playing the global test so I don't burn myself out before the game even releases. I hope this becomes a childhood classic for all the kids today like the first game was one of mine.

I once met somebody that had never seen or heard of Baseball, and trying to explain that shit is crazy, man. Everybody is on board for hitting the ball as far as possible, that shit is so tight, and then the running around the bases becomes 20 rapidfire whys and I agree.

amped lil voltorb 'n electrode 💣💣💥

And the editor for this channel (who's fuckin' killed it by the way) is my buddy @devtwothousand.bsky.social. So give the man some love for taking a pile of raw garbage and turning into a coherent narrative.

In the face of the average League of Legends lobby, it's very hard to argue god's existence.

What I played of Kirby Air Riders' Global Test this weekend just made me happy, man. It's unapologetically chaotic roughhousing, and watching people who've never played before fall in love with the concept has been nice :). The little things, man.

If your in-game name has ttv in it and I find you not currently streaming, you are destined to duel me to the death in an abandoned shopping mall.

Had to teach what I came to learn over the afternoon were terminally online gen alpha kids today. Bro they were cooked, boiled, burnt, absolutely roasted. It was a genuine museum for horrible traits and behavior to have been taught. Outlaw phones before the age of 35.

I haven't achieved much in 2025, but at least I am coinflip famous.

Some food has this infinitely stacking buff that makes them taste better the longer you go without them. Shit like Ferrerro Rocher, bro. It's pretty good, but if you don't have one for like 3 years? Life altering.

I'm not saying Chess is self-harm, what I am saying is they probably live on the same street. They look each other in the eye getting the paper in the morning for sure. They awkwardly say hey when they walk their dogs absolutely.

Tough day on Summoner's Rift.

I've listened to Critical Role for a long time, usually just letting it play as I do other things, and sometimes scrubbing back for things I missed. Campaign 4 is the first time I've had to genuinely schedule 4-5 hours a week to just watch. I'm completely taken in. I miss D&D.

We are all perpetually one bad day away from reinstalling Genshin Impact. Stay humble.

I'm late, but Top Ride being back in Kirby Air Riders has made 2025 worth it.

Recruited Minthara in BG3 and I love that she's just like "I can't believe I was forced to commit horrific crimes under the control of the Absolute, I wish I was forcing people to commit horrific crimes under my control, bro I hate that bitch Gale so much." What a character, man

Something in my brain chemistry changed in the last 4 years and now I no longer feel the earth-shattering need to stream Tetris for 6 viewers at 4:33 AM and I honestly think I should regress a little, that shit was tight, man.

The game is called Super Monkey Ball because the Simian is inside of the Sphere.

Love watching League streams, you'll not look at your 2nd monitor for 6 hours, and their record goes from 0-1 to 1-3, somehow theyre 3 ranks lower than when they started, the man they thought they were gonna be nowhere to be found as they laboriously type 1-4 They hit play again

Playing BG3 again (again (again)) and even though the smoke and mirrors are gone after beating the game, it's impressive just how many little story arcs start, conclude and keep your head turning in the right direction throughout.

DBFZ getting another patch and character isn't something I ever expected, but I'm so down to jump back in dude. Time to dust off the ol' Krillin, Majin 21, Tien team for another round of praying to Merry Christmas with a Shin-Kikoho

Played Absolum for like an hour and my life changed.

Don't ask me shit, I only have solutions for rubik's cubes

You know, I was having a terrible week, but I just found out they announced the Kindergarten Wars anime a couple days ago and now it's all okay. Fuck a September 29th - October 5th slump. All my favs are getting animated next year.

I need the number of whatever devil Brennan Lee Mulligan struck a deal with.

Getting into Shmups is a mistake, there's always more, you always want all of them, their legacy is too large, you will never catch up, you're €12.000.000 in debt, you got an arcade cabinet in the kitchen cause there's no space elsewhere, it's over.

If you aren't reading Akane-Banashi you are losing, that's it, lower bracket immediately, life on the back foot brother, that's you, you did that to yourself.

Anybody else miss getting death threats on Games for Windows Live after losing with El Fuerte?

Man, in 2025 everything has gone wrong or downhill for me. It's impressive the rate at which "Well, at least I still-" get turned into "no you don't." It's like Moore's Law for small scale suffering. Oh well, nothing a loose suitcase with 10 million untraceable dollars won't fix

I love when a game deems my choice objectively correct.

Kinda messed up that I can walk up to any odd person in the FGC, say "Ken vs Terry." and now they gotta guess which fucking game I'm even talking about.

Ratatan early access is good, is it perfect? Not yet, but it's much improved from the demo, which I already enjoyed. Bosses aren't tedious anymore, the pacing is much better, upgrades both temporary and permanent are felt. Different but definitely familiar to Patapon. :)