You're not fooling me, young woman, even if you can fool yourself.

What did I just say about stating the obvious?

I thought you would say 'I'm not kind'. Thank you for stating the obvious in either case.

It's not very kind to hoodwink the hero.

You're baffling. Of course I've been in a house. I merely meant, how is the napkin related to the rest of your statement?

...napkins?

( mildly amused ) It means I'll provoke anyone and don't generally pick on singular targets.

Good to know.

What do the kids say? These knuckles are E for Everyone?

Bladder control loss? I'm not surprised. You should look into adult diapers.

In a mirror, darkly. Am I the reflection or are you?

Let's leave the geriatric out of this.

"It's time to separate you from that woman. She's been rotting your brain for too long, and your brain is far too precious a thing to subject it to her whims."

— CONTENT EXPECTATIONS (MDNI, 18+)

Dark themes of gratuitous violence, gore, murder, body horror, torture, drug use, graphic language, mental illness, and prejudice toward mutants/metahumans will be present. The writer and character are 21+. Minor writers should not interact.

New pinned! Please read.

Not that blonde.

I need to find the blonde.

|| need to finish the pinned augh

Time will tell.

I'm not an aberration. You are. Thanks for proving my point so easily.

What do the kids say? Let's get you to bed, grandpa. Only one of us here is a fossil.

Podcasts are for out of touch crypto morons.

It turns out, no woman could handle my pure, raw intellect.

I never had children.

|| LMAO

ㅤ a machine in the sand, whirring its last.

❝I can always reassemble to fit perfectly for you. Or anybody that decides that I'm of use.❞ ┃ #DWRP ━ Valerie Tyler; The Big Bad Wolf; The Doctor's Daughter. ━ Trigger Warning; Adult themes ahead! ━ Writer and muse are 21+, MDNI.

— BASIC INFO

Name: Tobias Ryder Pronouns: he/him Sexuality: heterosexual Age: 78 Ancestry: Human Height: 6'0" Weight: 189 lbs Hair color: Blonde Eye color: Blue Skin color: Pale

@ifthisbemydestiny.bsky.social A man, older, grizzled, approached Peter, muttering an "excuse me" in a deep voice as he reached up and put up a "MISSING PERSONS" poster on the side of a nearby brick building. The person depicted on the wanted poster was unmistakably the same girl Peter had met just

— 2 MONTHS AGO. — The pair of dragons were circling over a small village, unaware they themselves were being watched. The ocean beneath crashed into the high cliff walls bordering the coastal village, and villagers screamed in terror at the two dragons soaring overhead.

Do they rest?

Deep trenches of dirt led from the village to a deep ravine nearby. Broken bodies littered the ground below, ruined structures casting long, flickering shadows as the sun waned overhead.

|| I plan on flipping this account once the storyline finishes, so I'm keeping the handle as-is, for now.

Smoke curled into the horizon above a burning village. Smoke in the distance joined it, clogging the sky over this area of the Ring. The two dragons made their way into the depths beneath, their task done for the day. Bloody footsteps from the village leading to the yawning maw of a cavern.

They both seem INCREDIBLY pleased by this and move to go find mirrors to admire themselves.

"Cowboy... princess?" Shield suggested.

"I don't want to be the cowboy. YOU be the cowboy." Shield snarled angrily. "I WANT TO BE THE PRINCESS!" Omen yelled back.

𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘯!

OMEN, the apt name of the Omen dragon. 2e.aonprd.com/Monsters.asp...

SHIELD, the Adamantine dragon. 2e.aonprd.com/Monsters.asp...

sunder I will fully flip this account later on back to the original intent of this account, as an agent of a mysterious organization known as SELAH, but as I don't see that plotline continuing anytime soon, I'm going to be flipping it temporarily into a multi-account of two dragons.