Uhhhh did I lose 9 followers all at once? I'm still on hiatus here but I could swear my follow count a few days ago was 130. Don't recognize anyone going off my following which is the same Had a nice follower vs following stalemate Odd. Oh well

"...What? What did I do??"

(( spongebob isnt familiar with every new slang that drops so he'll def need a straightener up on them 😭 in other news im already semi active but i'll be less responsive. i went through a sudden break up/block with no word and even though it's been a month im still reeling, confused, and feel crap

"Er, washed...? You...look kempt... don't reek... sounds feasible! I wouldn't panic too much over your hygiene, you're clean, Squidward! Very washed! .....Was that a trick question?-"

There is no "best" roleplayer Everyone does things only they can do and has their own wiring

Ugh I can't get over how incredibly adorable he looks esp in season 1. Tragic his writing changed in favor of comedy bc s1 was genuine perfection

Dawg. Is Bsky com STILL HAVING THIS DISCOURSE??? Simping for feral characters is ratchet There IS NO justification. There is nothing to prove. You are taking an impossible stance A normal person would switch, leave, or at least keep that shit away. No, you had to enforce something uncomfortable

Getting portrayal credit like everyone else would be nice but I know most people are gnna go "hes good but he could be more cheerful" even tho he's as he is in canon My Spongebob draws from the point-and-click PC games and non-gag moments of the show He is very clearly level-headed in conversation

No, I don't respect people who reduce Spongebob to a meme They don't respect me so they're deadweight

Liking how Tide Of Titan is writing Spongebob We can conclude at this point the games do Spongebob's character better justice than the show. Always been that way honestly

YO GUYS If you let someone take over as your muse while you're under writer's block, then they delete you but continue writing it using the same relationships you made with other RPers, is that a form of theft

"How come everyone here is so rude or childish...?"

May take a break until my head is back on right I'm having thoughts I should not have and said things in personal rants no human being should say I don't know

"Affirmative... I have two, although one isn't exactly evil so much lacks guidance..."

The other reason I created Anti-Spongebob in addition to fleshing out Spongebob through serious trials is It's annoying how Spongebob gets treated as this invincible perfect god Adds to the flanderization/bastardization effect So here's a dark villain who can break him physically and mentally

Been battling strong negative thoughts. Two shocks back to back did me in, and now I feel empty Got manipulated by a person I never should have done business with irl into giving my address which let him coerce me into transferring 160 dollars Asked around for contributions to climb back up

"Well that was rude."

"Excuse me, I couldn't help overhearing your dilemma. Might I recommend a fresh krabby patty?"

A bright grin lit him up, excited. "Atta boy, Gary!" Spongebob brought Gary into a hug, cheek pressed against his shell, but not too tight. "Oh, do I love you, you're the greatest pal that was ever had! I don't know what I'd do without you!" He gave him belly rubs. "Who's world's number one pet??"

Sleepy af, made 3 hours last night, and I need to stay awake for someone to come buy something in 20 minutes and then I have to shop with my father 40 minutes after I'm on the verge of passing out

"Uh- no, Gary, the mouse toy I threw! Don't you want to catch a mouse?" Spongebob blinked. One toy was as good as another. "That's okay. What do you think of this? Huh? This better??" He held a chew toy of a bird

Nope. Spongebob knew better! The mouse squeak toy bounced off multiple objects, disappearing into the living room "Where did it land?? Can you find the mouse, Gary?? Go bring it, boy!" Cheered the lad Spongebob threw it complicated on purpose. A little problem-solving exercise did animals good

ppl: have u seen that one spongebob rper they're all serious its so funny "Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here's a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum. The trash. The vermin. The filth. The shit. Here is a man who stood up."

I know I capture Spongebob But how is my rhetoric and writing in general? Is it repetitive? Weak on getting across emotions?

@garyseasnail.bsky.social "Hello there, Gary! Heh, had a comfy nap?" The young sponge beamed, a hearty giggle slipping as he gently patted his approaching pet "Okay, lemme bring your breakfast. After you've eaten, you feeling a workout against your wheel? You haven't run on it for some time."

He shot back with his mouth agape, giving an impressed whistle "Neptune, that really is something, it's a sword made out of energy! Serious stuff. And it presses on and off?"

If ya ain't following Spongebob's best friend what are you doing

I have every intention and desire of getting to Luke's reply My stamina is just mega ass

Stole the formula

Were I to rate based on funny factor 1 - Patrick (proper) 2 - Plankton 3 - Squidward 4 - Mr. Krabs 5 - Spongebob 6 - Mrs. Puff 7 - Sandy 8 - Pearl Sandy is written serious but Pearl's inherently annoying. Puff is SB's foil making him funnier by default, plus he can be a little shit when pushed

Ngl I have issues with both the original and reboot Animaniacs I still like them but I can make a case for either

Heart instead or write

I am an anomaly in the Spongebob fandom I love Spongebob because I genuinely think he's one of the most relatable, complex, likable, and underrated characters put to fiction When I say that most others will laugh and go "what are you talking about" then assert he's a good character for funnies

"Friday's two hours close! I say we bust a move to celebrate!"

I love RPing Spongebob for its free-flowing nature. His speech and mindset, for the most part, comes natural since I got fixated when I was 4 or 5 The weird thing about him a lot of people don't realize is he has 2 whole ass different portrayals

The Mawgu would've wiped the Nicktoons verses Danny Phantom, Spongebob, Jimmy Neutron, Fairly OddParents, Tak, Invader Zim, Teenage Robot, possibly more Spongebob verse is probably multiverse size, and if the others are what tier would that make him? 5D? 6D? I'm a novice at cosmology scaling

Might create a new pinned Really that post wasn't intended as a promo but it exploded into one so it's a promo I don't mind, though makes me wonder whether ppl actually read it or are reblogging on sight The reason I might is I could format it better. Don't like the image tools visible in the pic

"Uh-huhhh..." He didn't immediately catch her sarcasm, but it did set in. "I believe a dirty deal is worth some concern. Off principle. I bet I'd help." Furrowing a brow, his voice was measured and carried understanding

"Wwwwow, um. Rather. Profound of you? I agree, though! There's a hand on every shoulder. Even if it isn't clear."

Powerscaling and debating have always been a subject I have a complicated relationship with I enjoy the informative aspect of it, letting someone know how strong characters I dig are is nice, and spreading awareness of a character's limits feels right Particularly when they're overlooked +

Spongebob had to speak

"You should probably stop. Before it's serious-"

"Terminator 1 is a better movie measured as a piece of art, while Terminator 2 is a better movie measured as a piece of entertainment."

"I see...! I can't say I'm familiar with what Jedi is." Spongebob's brows rose, examining the metal with childlike wonder as his mind ran. He could hardly suppress his intrigue for gadgetry and heroes, and he gave off both "Mind showing how it functions? It looks to be a sort of grappling hook."