"Last September, the President of Kazakhstan calls Donald Trump and says he wants to grant tungsten mining rights to an American company. And the very next month, Eric and Don Jr. get a stake in the American company pursuing the mining deal. Six days later ...

Agreed. We wouldn't be dealing with all the nonsense had the press properly covered Trump from day one.

this is fascinating: gillianbrockell.com/habeas-fligh...

Are we fucking great yet?

"You could double my taxes and it's not gonna help that teacher in queens." That's because double zero is still zero.

BLANCHE SHIELDS TRUMP: In a newly posted order signed by Acting AG Todd Blanche, the Department of Justice states that the federal government is now permanently barred from pursuing a wide range of tax-related claims and reviews against Donald Trump, his family members, and affiliated companies. 1/

Please let Congress make money trading on inside info while Americans struggle y’all

So we can apparently defeat AI with little green plastic men.

I stopped watching CBS a long time ago!! Please Share!

The guys that Trump made responsible for painting the bottom of the historic Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool will live their luves in infamy.

Survivor of Jeffrey Epstein breaks down in tears describing the moment she learned her name was revealed while the rich and powerful remained protected by redactions Roza: I kept my identity protected as Jane Doe. I woke up one day with my name mentioned over 500 times.

We could have saved $6,999,999.03 if we had just dropped one Ty-D-Bowl tab.

Here are the Republican priorities. This is the budget reconciliation package the GOP has to pass alone because democrats held their ground and refused to fund ICE and CBP.

If Caligula could have signed his name with a Sharpie

If Donald had just been placed on Survivor instead of The Apprentice we would not be here. This is how stupid this shit is.

🔴PAY ATTENTION: The Governor of Louisiana is declaring an emergency to cancel an ongoing election so that his party can rig the rules moving forward. This is not just about redistricting... www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

Hasn’t whined about needing a ballroom to feel safe

The look of shear, unrehearsed shock. Eyes fully halfway way open! 👏👏👏, Mel. Now, back to The Epstein Files.

They're gonna need a whole lot of doggie bags.

My dinner was tasty and quiet. Just sharing.

Did you see JD Vance leave his wife behind when he was wisked away from the dinner? I bet she goes skydiving tomorrow.

Attendees at this year's WHCD have reported that this year's dinner had less security then year's past. Interesting. Why do ya suppose? Three Two One

Meagan McCain is the RFK Jr. of McCains.

Have you seen T Rump walking lately? If he wore cat-eye glasses he be Roz from Monsters Inc.

Trump on why people keep trying to shoot him. "When you're impactful they try to take you out. If you're not impactful they don't try to take you out." Gerald Ford was shot at...twice. Maybe he meant if you can't negotiate stairs. Boop 🤷‍♀️

Jeezus H, T Rump is talking about his "record setting crowd" at The White House Correspondence Dinner. Not kidding.

Will Trump have gauze on his other ear tonight?

Apparently, The Secret Service needed breach equipment to pry Kash from his bottle of wine before they could evacuate him tonight. 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷

If Kash Patel had been photographed fleeing with a wine bottle I would have absolutely fallen out.

What's the over-under on T Rump raising his fist when he returns like it's his big triumph Where's that Kalshi app?

"The company founded and formerly run by Trump Energy Secretary Chris Wright recorded $193 million of income last year but paid no 2025 federal corporate income taxes, according to its regulatory filings, and actually got more than $10 million back from the IRS..." www.eenews.net/articles/oil...

"Dear America" letters from people who work at the besieged US Department of Housing and Urban Development: dearamericaletters.org

The grift never ends. Most corrupt regime in history

Donald, the only man that would post an image of himself as Christ, and claim the image is as him as a doctor, is a man who's never seen an actual depiction of Christ. And do you recall how Christ's earthly life ended? Wanna go there, Donnie? You couldn't even handle bone spurs, you whiny bitch

So, JD heading to The Vatican next?

Make Appelacian-teen-mothers Great Again

ICYMI: “The federal government plans to automatically register eligible men for the military draft, according to a proposed rule published last week.” 🤔 nypost.com/2026/04/08/u... So we can automatically register them for the draft, but we can’t register them to vote?

Great thread

"What we have learned is that local resistance works when it is persistent, scrappy, and deeply informed. This... fight has been built on facts, records, legal pressure, public health evidence, and relentless visibility..." blog.hagerstownrapidresponse.com/p/rachel-mad...

Today- Gas is only up by $1.90 per gallon. The Dow is only down from 50,000 by 3000 points. Trump hasn't "truthed" this morning that he's moments away from anihalating and entire civilization. Given all this good news Can we talk about Epstein now?

So, apparently Armageddon is now in about two weeks.

"An entire civilization will die tonight" Not uttered by Putin from Russia Not proclaimed by Kim Jong Un from North Korea 'Tweeted' by the madman in OUR Oval Office. And Congress remains on vacation. 25th NOW

Well, well… If the 14th amendment was not meant for modern immigrants, then the 2nd amendment was not meant for modern arms. #truth

Yo, Lucifer, I know you're busy so I'll save you some time- he's at Walter Reed.

WATCH: The White House took down this video, but we still have it. Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things.

may this define her for the rest of her life. she was willing to stoop this low and still got fired. girl, bye.

Bondi just found out that no degree of loyalty is going to satisfy T Rump. To T Rump, there is no acceptable degree of loyalty other than complete and total. Unless you're willing to lite every corner of your life on fire for him you ain't staying. Good riddance, Pamela.

The longest list of broken norms so far! Catch up on all you missed. An increasingly isolated Trump can't escape the fallout of his war. open.substack.com/pub/theweekl...

Trump's entire business and political lives have simply been lived by throwing proverbial spaghetti at the wall to see what sticks. That's all he ever did. There's no talent in that. NONE.