WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S MARCH EXCUSE ME

My sister lay on the floor and Perry ran to get a toy to shove up her bum like she does when I blank during stream 🤣

catwoman 2004, still one of my all time favourite films 🫠

I mean it was a nice straight line

Casually nearly cut the end of my thumb off chopping onions 🤣 thank god the knife was dull

first full day at my parents house, it's 11:30am i am so bored, i'm not used to doing nothing 🤣 i'd be cooking Sunday roast right now

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Treated myself to a buzzball and it has taken me out 🤣

my #rebocap trackers arrived 🤣

Tomfoolery from stream yesterday

youtube.com/shorts/7Qf6u... vidja to big for bsky

#quarantinezone updated and I nearly died

It's pretty freaking close!

people need to stop telling me what a good job i'm doing at work or i'm going burst into tears like izuku midoriya

today on Dani would like a normal mornong - the roof is leaking onto my bed again FFS

birthday

as an early birthday present to myself my car failed its MOT and is costing close to £800 to fix

had to take grandpa to A&E with extremely high blood pressure, thought they might treat it real quick and send him home but he's been in for over 3 hours now 🧍

Modern Multitasking at the same time i'm doing this: - Washing bedding - Dish washer on - Roast in the oven - 2 robot vaccums going on top and bottom floor - I just finished hoovering the stairs. can't imagine living in an era without electricity jfc

He's probably fine right?

the carer we had in last night for grandma left soiled trousers in the bathroom saying "i dont want to trail it around the house" to my grandpa. she was thinking the carer in the morning could tidy it up when it dried. GUESS WHO JUST TURNED UP 🤣🤣🤣

rebocap got my trackers to the UK in like 3 days and then Yodal has had them for 2 weeks. FUMING

max verstappen being in the top 10 Alphas on ao3 for 2025 was not in my bingo card.

i realised i needed to pee two hours ago. then i forgot. 💀 now i really REALLY need to pee

if you dont know i live with my grandma who has dementia, we got a robot vaccum for christmas and she LOVES IT, can't wait for it to activate so she can watch it. i'm gonna get googly eyes for it

I SPENT 10 MINUTES TRYING TO DEFROST MY WINDSCREEN AND THE SETTING WAS POINTING THE AIR AT MY FEET FUUUUUUUUUUU

I👏dont👏have👏space👏for👏more👏models👏

Model Mama AiKeji is doing a new years test your luck redeem on vgen and i got a small blessing yippee!!

havent done a proper shopping trip in 2 weeks so i had a big long list, FILLED THE TESCO BELT, HOLY SHIT. never done that before

every time i get ironmouse cry for me out of my head someone uses it on tiktok COME ON MAN

fuck it i'm following mha artists on my vtuber bsky 🫠

Merry Christmas everyone!

I ALWAYS shower on a wednesday around 5/6pm and it's past that now and my dog has been sat in my door way staring at my for some time. she lost her mind when i picked my towel up HOW DOES SHE KNOW THE DAYS OF THE WEEK

Didn't think i would but i cried so hard i couldnt breathe at the last episode of mha

on my main youtube channel i watched 4000 different channels this year jfc

Vgen now have Vsona so you can see a large portion of the art i've commissioned easily: vsona.co/danimaxcringe

After 6 months, Croudo is nearly here!!

Converted my great grandmas 90th birthday party footage from 1989 so my grandpa can watch it digitally and he’s sobbing watching it 😭😭

I posted a very mundane TikTok and have got more followers on that single tiktok then two weeks worth of tiktoks. and that ladies and gentlemen is why you post EVERYTHING

To answer the question as to why I don’t sit with my grandparents more often, we’ve been sat in silence for the last 30 minutes, to muted. 💀💀💀💀💀

I told my grandpa i would be going shopping at 3pm, so of course hes gone out to his cousins at 3pm. i now need to wait until hes back before going shopping, him and his cousin talk for HOURS 💀💀

Bit late for Halloween but i'll enjoy using this as my profile picture next year absolute banger! art by Robinoxel

dear people at Japanrabbit i'm sorry you have to pack my weird doujinshi 💀

Grandpa walked into my room, sat on my bed and then ripped a fat fart, thanks for that 😶‍🌫️

if you were watching my very brief stream, Grandma is a-okay! we've moved the furniture around so she doesnt use the step anymore

i dont think mha can top the episode that came out today the animation was outstanding holy shit

I keep coughing a lung up for ages and then remember that I have an inhaler. Doh.

There is only 1 rule! Keep the lights... ON! made with #Warudo Song: odetari - dice and roll

once again living up to my design, tripped over my shoe laces and wiped the fuck out on the main road

also the dish and lid are from the 60s and a replacement lid costs like £50 or more hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahha