hello everyone who doesnt know i got married to the bitmoji guy and it's been really awesome

hello

alright fine.

I want to use this more but like no one is here !!

I pee a lot

Here are 543 images (1.5GB) of items at the Philadelphia Museum of Art arms and armor exhibit You're free to use them for anything, even commercially. I tried to focus on details not usually represented in available reference material drive.google.com/file/d/1NRzg... Here's a small sampling:

light slowbro

Happy Valentine’s Day ~part 1/4~

Scraping my yogurt container n thinking of that one tweet.. it actually is that serious

When I have a son I will absolutely be dressing him up like a little sailor

Shin

Making sgetti

Pros of Stanley cup at work - I stay hydrated and caffeinated Cons of Stanley cup at work - pissing my bodyweight every 15 minutes

oh yeah here's my clay poogle the animal ever #neopets

Crazy how the idea of sharing a bathroom with a man used to mortify me and now we barge in on the other while actively butt wiping and nobody gaf

MY NOVEL IS LIVE (ALSO AVAILABLE FOR KINDLE) a.co/d/fThMTWe

MY NOVEL IS LIVE (ALSO AVAILABLE FOR KINDLE) a.co/d/fThMTWe

Eagols yay

THE PROOF FOR MY BOOK IS HERE !!!!!!!!!!! I started crying already

chad got us one of those magnets that has the google maps screenshot of ur first date, he is so facebook mom pilled

My book will be available officially in a couple of days. Digital 4.99 and paperback 14.99 :3 this is a dream come true for me it has a barcode and everything

Unironically becoming a gym is my therapy girlie

grand total pages in my printed book hovering around 580.....girl nobody wanna read ALL that shit

tfw i wanted to make my book 4.99 but it's $8 alone to print it LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

i'm so used to the CTW actresses in 60s makeup and outfits when i looked one up on instagram i got jumpscared by her IRL iphone face

Pulled my adductor doing Bulgarian split squats. ALWAYS SKIP LEG DAY

Me calling every diagnosis within the first 5 seconds of a character’s appearance on call the midwife

Call the midwife is ruining my life I literally cry every single day watching this show

Bulgarian split squats

That’s my 40 year old babygirl

He is so cute