Everything I write is true. medium.com/the-leghorn/... #humor #writing #satire

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New holiday short story! theleghorn.com/it-never-sno...

We’re not even 1/4 way through this thing.

My Hallmark Christmas Movie Generator allows you to star in your own Christmas movie. And download a poster! You know you want to. www.outtatoon.com/my-hallmark-...

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Build. Build. Build. Stop. Quiet. Explode. — Every commercial on the ID Channel.

Halloween is long gone but scary stories are forever. Read my thriller "The Bridge" on Medium. medium.com/@therickbald...

Crap. Forgot to sacrifice someone last night.

You’re going to watch only one scary movie tomorrow night for Halloween. What’s it gonna be??

Every kid who comes to our house on Halloween gets their own east wing ballroom.

I want to see a TV show called "Dog the Bounty User" where a guy in a crazy outfit cleans up spills.

Great art requires three things: the ability to step beyond the norm, the courage to follow through, and the wisdom to leave it alone when it’s done.

The best way to murder someone is with one of those old KISS comic books containing the band’s blood. When the forensics is done, Paul, Gene, Ace and Peter’s DNA will be all over the body.

Latest #cartoon at The Progressive South. @progsouth.bsky.social

All this time we've been worried about He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named when we should have been concerned with He-Who-Can-Not-Pronounce-It.

I’m old and out of touch with much of today’s music but this is what I am learning by reading the comments in certain artists’ social media accounts. #AmandaShires #HarryStyles #music

Can't help but think ABC reinstated Kimmel for after the rapture when those who care should be gone.

Apparently Tuesday is the rapture. Gonna be so much fun to see how many of the holy are left behind.

#cartoon #humor #businesss

Complaining about conditions on social media drains the energy we could use to create real change.

New blog post for you crazy creatives. www.rickbaldwin.com/writing-the-...

Fried tofu, lettuce and tomato sandwiches on 9 grain bread. It's the new south!

If you make a religious martyr out of a shifty political figure, it calls into question all your other religious martyrs.

Out of compassion, we often sanctify the victims of tragedy. Yet in doing so, we sometimes turn away from deeper truths such as what caused the tragedy, or who the person truly was.

It’s just a little irritating to see virtue signaling about the Charlie Kirk shooting coming from some people who have been snickering and supporting Luigi Mangione. Can’t be on both sides.

Is life actually sacred or is "sacredness" a concept humans invented to insure our survival and strengthen ego?

"The Island" Get it here: rickbaldwincartoons.com/b/aekWg

Today, I will have photos taken of my heart. This has never happened before. I'm thinking of dressing it up like Glamor Shots.

Just my luck I'll start an exercise program and end up dying anyway.

Remember when people called the MAGAs "weird" and they cried and yelled at everyone to stop so everyone stopped?

TODAY'S SUNDAY SCHOOL: When young girls bravely share their stories of being raped, their testimony should never be weighed equally against the denials of powerful men who are proven liars, manipulators, con men, and even convicted rapists. That is not an even fight.

Holiday greeting from @rickbaldwin.bsky.social. #EditorialCartoons

The Leghorn: Journal of Southern Humor is currently seeking submissions. Interested? Visit www.theleghorn.com/submissions #humor #comedy #writing

America really started going downhill after they began closing all the malls.

I don't have a huckleberry friend. ☹️

Middle age is when over half of your BlueSky friends have grey beards. And half of those are men.

The object, of course, is to send a text that makes my wife burst out laughing during an important meeting at work.

Those of us not hypnotized laugh at the man who thinks he's a poodle while simultaneously feeling shame and humiliation.

Thrilled to welcome @rickbaldwin.bsky.social as a contributor to The Progressive South! Rick is an illustrator, fine artist, writer and podcaster living in the Atlanta area.

A full day of painting abstracts is just what I need.

I am well into my 63rd year of life and currently wearing underwear with little footballs all over them.

"In the future, everyone will be dead for 15 minutes." — Rick Baldwin

What's the difference between a prisoner and a Republican? Prisoners don't cover for a pedophile.