There’s an unspoken etiquette to Southern funerals—what to wear, how to behave, and when to grieve. Unfortunately, none of it prepares you for realizing you’re at the wrong funeral. www.theleghorn.com/youre-not-th...

But are you wearing a St. Elmo's Fire T-shirt and drinking coffee from a Kids in the Hall mug??

#comedy #standupcomedy

#cartoon #jesus #rapture

I guess the Board of Peace got bored with peace.

I guess the Board of Peace got bored with peace.

There are two choices from Congress that will now determine for decades what America is. An endorsement of Trump’s war actions or a rejection of those actions.

A little East Tennessee humor. Southern stubbornness run amok. www.theleghorn.com/the-angel-of... #tennessee #southern #knoxville

I'm editor of @theleghorn.com Southern humor magazine. We’re looking for sharp, original humor from voices that don’t usually get framed as “Southern comedy.” Essays, satire, cartoons. Got a funny and unique point of view? Write for us! www.theleghorn.com/submissions/ #writing #cartoons #satire

As progressives affirm justice, equality, love, and tolerance, the right’s reflexive opposition to these values places it squarely in the lap of evil.

Enlightenment.

I practice spirituality for peace. I practice meditation for clarity. But I live in a world full of people who don’t so I practice resistance against evil empires. To die like Alex Pretti is the ultimate sacrifice: helping those in need while resisting evil. May we all be privileged to do so & live.

The greatest threat to global security is men with fragile egos.

#church #jesus #trump

No joke, I literally just spent 30 minutes trying to recall the word "senile."

Connecticut just announced that Rhode Island is too small to defend itself so it will be taken over by Hartford.

#cartoon #greenland #mlkday

Evangelical Christians During First Term: "We just want to overturn abortion and get Supreme Court pics. Evangelical Christians During Second Term: "We're only helping cover up sex crimes against minors and invade Greenland."

My latest humor piece: www.theleghorn.com/why-we-dont-... #humor #comedy #funny #writing

At what point will they say Tylenol caused the ICE murder?

It's insane that America has death squads initiated under the ruse of controlling immigration.

My latest humor essay. www.theleghorn.com/hey/

A Florida snorkeling trip, a cloudy reef, and a single, unlikely splash of color collide in a story about chance, marriage, and very nearly walking home to New York. www.theleghorn.com/a-splash-of-...

I'm beginning to think MAGA cares more about making their ego great than making America great.

Know anyone who would benefit from this opportunity? Pass it along.

Weird, but when logged in to Bluesky using Chrome on my laptop gives me no option to post. No button, boxes, or links to make a post. Logged out and logged back in. Still nothing. Anyone else have this issue?

Jonathan Ellers writes about a summer farm job that went sideways, and does it with a sharp, self-aware sense of humor. "Bales lie scattered like discarded corpses or lean against one another in the soggy heat like exhausted heavyweights in the fifteenth round." www.theleghorn.com/in-defense-o...

Short Monday morning humor to start your week. www.theleghorn.com/namesake-for... #humor #monday #elvis

Where are the good satirists and parodists on Bluesky? Writers? Cartoonists? Do you exist? What are you creating?

How many times do we need to repost the sad man's cruel commentaries? I'm all for amplifying minority voices. But can we please stop also amplifying the majority ones??

I'm editor of a new Southern humor publication. We’re looking for sharp, original humor from voices that don’t usually get framed as “Southern comedy.” Essays, satire, cartoons. If you’ve got something odd, smart, or sideways, I’d love to see it. #writing #cartoons #satire

"Hunting and Field Dressing the Buc-ee Beaver" www.theleghorn.com/hunting-and-... #humor #south #bucees

Just heard someone talking about the beauty of virgin snow. I never hear people compliment the slut snow.

For those who prefer their humor without funny pictures. #humor #funny #writing

Catch up with Atlanta's Improv Comedy Troupe, Dad's Garage. www.theleghorn.com/inside-dads-... #comedy #improv #Atlanta

Opportunity for writers! #writing #humor #writers www.theleghorn.com/submissions

New holiday short story! theleghorn.com/it-never-sno...

We’re not even 1/4 way through this thing.

My Hallmark Christmas Movie Generator allows you to star in your own Christmas movie. And download a poster! You know you want to. www.outtatoon.com/my-hallmark-...

medium.com/the-leghorn/... #humor #weird #writing

medium.com/@therickbald... #comedy #comedians #satire

Build. Build. Build. Stop. Quiet. Explode. — Every commercial on the ID Channel.

Halloween is long gone but scary stories are forever. Read my thriller "The Bridge" on Medium. medium.com/@therickbald...

Crap. Forgot to sacrifice someone last night.

You’re going to watch only one scary movie tomorrow night for Halloween. What’s it gonna be??