Oh no. My narcissistic boomer dad has discovered ChatGPT 🫣😅

My partner: You’re really on top of it aren’t you? Me: Yeah. I’m pretty much on top of everything. Everything but my own anxiety

If you ever want a nightmare horror image, try shopping for a new electric toothbrush. Sonicare has some cursed-ass images of people licking their teeth. You're welcome

I moved to Portland Oregon from Oklahoma 2 years ago and this is the most Oklahoma-looking shit I’ve seen in a while

Ummm. You ate something you liked and were happy? Diet culture is bananas

Ooh. Look at this cool art I came across on my Bluesky

If even MTG is breaking with Trump, hopefully that’s a sign of what’s to come www.forbes.com/sites/sarado...

As a cyclist, this is 100% real

That moment that probably part of the reason your day is going weirdly is cause you forgot to take your anti-anxiety meds this morning and it’s 5:15pm

As I look back at my childhood, is spending hours memorizing 100 digits of pi to beat my math teacher in a memorization contest and still being able to recall 30 of them easily off the top of my head some 20 years later a sign of being autistic?

After much struggle, the final form of my first draft of my photography website is complete: mattfarahphotos.com

They cancelled the penny?! www.usatoday.com/story/money/...

🫧 🫧 🫧💥💥💥 www.windowscentral.com/artificial-i...

Mozilla has definitely not been the best partner for the privacy movement, but they seem way better than Google and this seems like good news. I use Zen which is based on Firefox and wish more people used firefox-based browsers www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/securit...

Meanwhile, CEOs make 280 times the typical worker today. The system is rigged.

🫧 🫧🫧💥💥💥https://gizmodo.com/1-trillion-in-tech-stocks-sold-off-as-market-grows-skeptical-of-ai-2000683226

It it wild to me that we’re having to go to court to get hungry people food. Despite that, I’m grateful for the work of Oregon state officials in this act! www.wweek.com/news/health/...

Portland is going to a fancy vegan Italian food restaurant that used to be a cute failing coffee shop that currently plays hardcore rock and screamo

I’m a huge fan of my iPad mini and def excited for a better screen! www.zdnet.com/article/the-...

Is it just me or is Zach a hunk? #pokemonZA Finally playing this game

This was fascinating! A great read

So cool to see new discoveries in math

Guess I’m a lil tall?

On my train ride home from PDX airport, some random dude asked me about flying. He said he’s scared to and has never flown before because he gets scared of heights when walking over a bridge. He asked me how many times I’ve flown in my life. I don’t even know how many times I’ve flown this year 🙈

🙃🙃🙃 This argument is so thin a mouse could punch through it www.theguardian.com/business/202...

As SNAP benefits expire, if you're able to donate time or money to a local food bank, do it! We've got to take care of neighbors. No one deserves to be hungry

Budget first class! #wideShoulders

One of the little injustices in life is people putting both their carry on, backpack, and jacket in the overhead bin. One in the overhead bin, one in the seat in front of you, dude.

Flying United this afternoon cause my Alaska flight got cancelled due to the computer outage. Haven’t been on United in years. Wish me luck!

🫧🫧🫧💥💥💥 gizmodo.com/meta-reporte...

I know posting this will probably get me sent to the Bluesky penitentiary upstate, but screw it I’m posting anyway. I am feeling happy today!

The title of this is total clickbait, but the article has some fascinating info about how AI answer quality is degrading due to all the AI nonsense being published on the web www.windowscentral.com/artificial-i...

Lol. Let’s go bluesky users gizmodo.com/white-house-...

The car or the driver? I’m concerned

Did anyone else’s family have a countertop can opener that looked like this but the plastic was yellowed to hell when they were a kid? I was opening a can of beans to make chili and got a shiver of a sense memory

With Samsung canceling the S26 Edge and this news, I am guessing iPhone Air 2 might not happen. I love mine and hope more people buy it. www.msn.com/en-us/money/...

Watching League of Legends Worlds always makes me laugh or cringe from the gamerspeak the announcers use. “HongQ using some Chad maneuvers…” 🥴

Just another Thursday in war-ravaged Portland: biking home from the grocery store, an older woman cranks down her Mercury Sable window at a stop light to yell out the window in a gravely voice, “Hey, what type of dog is that?” to a stranger

It’s so disheartening even in ‘transit and bike friendly’ Portland, we can’t convert the most ridden bus line in the city into rapid transit because of fear. Transit brings more people more quickly and businesses along transit lines flourish via @bikeportland.org bikeportland.org/2025/10/16/t...

This @wired.com article interviewing Cybertruck owners is exactly as wild as you would expect. Absolutely worth a read. The editor's not on the second screenshot made me burst out laughing www.wired.com/story/owning...

The lack of self awareness is 😬😬😬. AI can be a useful tool, but is way way way overvalued www.windowscentral.com/hardware/nvi...

Do you have the type of neurodivergence where you must finish every episode of one show to move on to the next or the type of neurodivergence where you watch 3.25 episodes of a show and then forget about it for three years?

Maybe all the AI slop farms can just use this app instead of posting on other social media 🤣🤷 www.wired.com/story/openai...

Collective action works! Great job everyone gizmodo.com/how-many-str...

And let the enshittificafion begin — er.. continue www.zdnet.com/article/chat...

About to watch Demon Hunter!!!!

iPhone Air selfie camera ✅ Me not being able to take a selfie without making a weird face ✅

Can’t wait for elections next year 🙃🙃🙃 gizmodo.com/cracker-barr...

My dyslexia read this as ‘my demand that Olive Garden get a stage adaptation’ and I agree with both statements I can see Unlimited Soup Salad and Breadsticks having a great run on Broadway

I’ve been in NYC the last three days and seen a lot of the new iPhone 17 Pros on the trains, but not one iPhone Air. Did I make a mistake by ordering one that gets in tomorrow? 🫣