“Keep yapping” Nuh uh! I ain’t falling for that one again, I start talking about the fnaf lore and then BOOM! someones meats in my mouth

What’re you starin’ at? Take a photo dawg it’ll last longer

“I am the milkman, my milk is delicious“

“Alone again on a Saturday evenin‘? god youse is pathetic!”

Honestly I dunno why i still call myself a member or team skull, I’m just doin’ it for the cool outfits!!

’broke as fuck dawg, imma sell mother fuckin’ clocks bitch! Look at this old ass- ancient ass clock Dawg!

“I’m broke as fuck yo! Imma start “free-lance-in” it don’t matter that I ain’t got no marketable skills, you got a job? I’LL DO IT YO!!”

You are not immune to subliminal messages yo! “Penis… penis penis penis… penis… penispenis.”

“G- wh- whatever dawg!? Me and Fomantis was goin’ easy on you! You wouldn’t win it we was actually trying!”

*they’re graffiting something… I dunno why they stanced up like that

Yo, don’t get it twisted dawg… I’m only doing this cause’ you won the battle… That and it being #seductivesunday or whatever… you tell anyone about me bouncin’ my funbags for us and uh… I dunno

//if I flipped the account, would you dudes be interested in Courtney as a new muse Or like, a temporary Courtney flip

//still super down for something with kahili so…\\ COME STAY AT HANO GRAND RESORT TODAY

Y’know I wanna make money, but walkin’ around with a sign around my neck saying “I’ll suck ya for cash” sounds a bit cliche….”

Guess who’s back?

Have as much fun as possible~\\

Have as much fun as possible~\\

Shout out to my boys “Larry the fiend“ and ”skinny-penis” those my og’s frfr

WOWZERS BOWSER THAT SONG SOUNDS LIKE SHIT.

*come stay at Hano grand resort! Where your EVERY need will be met by our lovely waitstaff~* That was the jingle.. kahili never thought it was that good, Especially now that she was the one in the maid outfit…

Eh… it’s Valentine’s Day! Or like.. close enough, i‘d say youse’d earned yourself a little peek~ just no touchin‘ no idea where your hands’v Been”

Highkey no cap, those brownies was good as fuck… I’m feeling all incapacitated-y

It’s like looking in a fuckin’ mirror…

Pfft.. yo- yo check it out! I found some bush… heheheh…

“If you’re stuck in a traffic jam, you gotta use da traffic peanut butter!” -Melissa 2026

A uh… a bud talked me into trying dis out, so don’t expect no chocolates or nuttin’“ (drop a reference photo, maybe a little pickup line) #openrp #nsfwrp #pkmnrp

They hate me cause’ my ass is fat and my pockets are fatter #getyourbreadup

“nuh uh” “Yuh huh” “nuh uh!“ Yuh. Huh.” ”NUH UH NUH UH NUH NUH!!” “Yo mama”

Don’t gotta tell me twice! Today’s curse word of the day is jizzgargler!!

//you dudes seem to like the idea so… which characters would you wanna see?

//would you guys be cool with more out of character starters with other Alola characters?

You steal From at least 50 department stores and suddenly you’re getting arrested for “grand larceny“ What’s dis nation coming too dawg

Bluesky rp is more dead than usual and I find that odd

*itches my ass*

OC account NSFW themes present, but heavily nsfw stuff will be in the dm’s only Taboo/weirdos DNI “Yo yo— Look, I’m not doing this shit..just call me Ace. I left my team years ago..” #pkmnrp #Ocrp #Pokemonrp

call us ranch wit the way we dressin’

“Merry Christmas yo! I couldn’t afford nuttin’ so I got youse this box”

todays curse word of da day is “cumfuckler” It’s not a verb, one cannot cumfuckle, if you use it in that context imma find you

Yknow what? … I’on even think I understand the rules of poker

Stealing some interaction bait. 🤭🤭

Disgustingly good at playing her character, I’m fully convinced this is just THE Jacinthe. That kinda disconnected unquestionable authority is incredibly fun

Tryna’ train up my new pokemon and this lazy little shit fell asleep DAWG GET UP

Very fun to interact with, its nice too see someone who likes pokemon as much as me

yo dawg, check out this Morelull!! He’s on a lil swing!!

Bumping this because I’m unoriginal

I’m hiding in the bushes yo! and when ya least expect it.. BOOM, there go ya kidneys