"I hope you realize, that I'm only asking for your help, because my time is more valuable than yours. That means 'Thank you'." The new professor of Lumiose City! Unconventional, brilliant, legally barred from leaving the city. #PokemonRP #PkmnRP Not a pure lewd Account, please read the Pinned!

“Keeping it simple, I’ll be dropping around your quarters if you repost this. If I like you that is” #nsfwrp #openrp #lewdrp #interactionbait

”Yo, that shlong looking mad heavy bro, let me carry ya meat for ya!”

*you got a text from melissa*

Can you dudes see this?

I am actually gonna try and make starters this time around

“What you doing if I hit the obtuse angle Pizza boy?”

“Change ya mindset yo, instead of “I hate team skull“ say “wow melissa, you’re so cool and pretty, here’s 20 bucks” “

//Would any of you dudes be down to do something with elesa? she’s really a Really fun character to play

“May be unemployed but her foot gave me a job“

*melissa sends you this at the dead of night, wyd?*

“Woah! Nice cock dude” *slaps it*

Honk shuaa, sleep on dat thang… *i am viciously mauled by several south American wildcats*

some numbskull sent me a dick pic, so I sent one back… and mine was so much bigger I absorbed his aura through the screen yo, imma be the ONLY dihmaster

* wiggles gyatt ever so slightly*

Do it

“How do I smash major puss without looking like a geebweezer??”

𝕾𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕮𝖆𝖑𝖑 If you would like a starter please leave a 💗 If you could give this a ⟳ I would be very appreciative!

Welp.. it’s goonin’ time

//yo, just wanted to say that my DM’s are always open if you wanna plot something out, I also forget to check sometimes so feel free to bump replies!

Alone again on a friday night? god youse is pathetic…

“DATS IT, DATS THE THING!!” Man… I’m so glad I donated all of my cash to some chick who plays falling block games for a livin’ “

𝑩𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒏 𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑺𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒓 𝑰𝒏 𝑷𝒂𝒍𝒅𝒆𝒂

Some of yall have never breasted boobily and it shows ngl

I love stealing!~ 🎵 I love taking things!~ 🎵

Bro can’t even afford pants… sad shit they got goin’ on in paldea

“Yo!! tits or ass? And if you say personality we’re beating yo ass”

“QUIT BEING SO DUMB THERE’S NO WAY YOU’RE 6’8 WEZ IS THE SAME FUCKING HEIGHT” “Nuh uh” “FYM NUH UH???”

No homo or nothin’ but highkey i‘d bounce On it for some crab Rangoon right about now

Damn bitch you spilled my gender fluid!??

Me and my gang pull up wyd???

// “hey would you be willing to add in just a bit of Raceplay” No… I don’t wanna

“Yo dawg, youse is breastin’ boobily if ya catch my drift,“ *strikes a cool pose*

“yo dawg, If I got a uh…. Cylinder about the size of the average Oscar Mayer weiner stuck In a pringles can filled with sponges and lube, how would you recommend I get it out

And ta think…. I coulda been gooning dis whole time

//how I tell bro their “nsfw starter” comes off more like a domestic abuse scenario

“Yo dawg quit starin, take a pic it’d last longer“

Twinks is fun cause if you step on them they don’t even scream, they just make a lil eep’ noise

-PINNED- “Team skull’s Silliest soldier“ OC account NSFW themes present, but heavily nsfw stuff will be in the dm’s only Taboo/weirdos DNI #pkmnrp #Ocrp

ai is getting dangerously good, I almost busted a nut to some clanker porn today

“Where are his lips?? How will he ever get a kiss kiss???? Very ugly no kiss for him!!! Eheheh”

“Got any 7’s?”

“What has 2 hands, but can’t clap” “I dunno the answer but like… uhh… shit I forgor”

“YOU BURNT MY HOUSE TO THE GROUND!!? WHAT DO I DO??” “nuh-uh..” ”FYM NUH UH???”

I just wanna say I can do other characters so if there’s any pokemon characters you’re particularly interested in hmu//