Y’know I wanna make money, but walkin’ around with a sign around my neck saying “I’ll suck ya for cash” sounds a bit cliche….”

"𝓦𝓮𝓵𝓵… 𝓝𝓸𝔀 𝔂𝓸𝓾… 𝔂𝓸𝓾'𝓻𝓮 𝓪𝓷 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓷 𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓾𝓵 𝓣𝓻𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓷 𝓘 𝓮𝔁𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓮𝓭. 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓼𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓽 𝓯𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓼𝓽𝔂𝓵𝓮 𝓼𝔀𝓮𝓹𝓽 𝓶𝓮 𝓸𝓯𝓯 𝓶𝔂 𝓯𝓮𝓮𝓽!” POKEMON RP ACCOUNT DM’S OPEN MINORS DNI #Pkmnrp #mvrp #Nsfwrp

//i haven‘t Mentioned it in a while but I CAN do other characters that aren’t Melissa, so don’t hesitate to dm me if you wanna plot like elesa, I could do elesa, she’s fun to muse

Guess who’s back?

Have as much fun as possible~\\

Have as much fun as possible~\\

Shout out to my boys “Larry the fiend“ and ”skinny-penis” those my og’s frfr

WOWZERS BOWSER THAT SONG SOUNDS LIKE SHIT.

*come stay at Hano grand resort! Where your EVERY need will be met by our lovely waitstaff~* That was the jingle.. kahili never thought it was that good, Especially now that she was the one in the maid outfit…

Eh… it’s Valentine’s Day! Or like.. close enough, i‘d say youse’d earned yourself a little peek~ just no touchin‘ no idea where your hands’v Been”

Highkey no cap, those brownies was good as fuck… I’m feeling all incapacitated-y

It’s like looking in a fuckin’ mirror…

Pfft.. yo- yo check it out! I found some bush… heheheh…

“If you’re stuck in a traffic jam, you gotta use da traffic peanut butter!” -Melissa 2026

A uh… a bud talked me into trying dis out, so don’t expect no chocolates or nuttin’“ (drop a reference photo, maybe a little pickup line) #openrp #nsfwrp #pkmnrp

They hate me cause’ my ass is fat and my pockets are fatter #getyourbreadup

“nuh uh” “Yuh huh” “nuh uh!“ Yuh. Huh.” ”NUH UH NUH UH NUH NUH!!” “Yo mama”

Don’t gotta tell me twice! Today’s curse word of the day is jizzgargler!!

//you dudes seem to like the idea so… which characters would you wanna see?

//would you guys be cool with more out of character starters with other Alola characters?

You steal From at least 50 department stores and suddenly you’re getting arrested for “grand larceny“ What’s dis nation coming too dawg

Bluesky rp is more dead than usual and I find that odd

*itches my ass*

OC account NSFW themes present, but heavily nsfw stuff will be in the dm’s only Taboo/weirdos DNI “Yo yo— Look, I’m not doing this shit..just call me Ace. I left my team years ago..” #pkmnrp #Ocrp #Pokemonrp

call us ranch wit the way we dressin’

“Merry Christmas yo! I couldn’t afford nuttin’ so I got youse this box”

todays curse word of da day is “cumfuckler” It’s not a verb, one cannot cumfuckle, if you use it in that context imma find you

Yknow what? … I’on even think I understand the rules of poker

Stealing some interaction bait. 🤭🤭

Disgustingly good at playing her character, I’m fully convinced this is just THE Jacinthe. That kinda disconnected unquestionable authority is incredibly fun

Tryna’ train up my new pokemon and this lazy little shit fell asleep DAWG GET UP

Very fun to interact with, its nice too see someone who likes pokemon as much as me

yo dawg, check out this Morelull!! He’s on a lil swing!!

Bumping this because I’m unoriginal

I’m hiding in the bushes yo! and when ya least expect it.. BOOM, there go ya kidneys

Watching as all 13 other replies to an interaction bait thing get repliles while mine is ignored I just… hate the fact that life in a society, why do the nice clowns never get the girl//

Dudes/bro is a gender neutral term and if you don’t agree I’ll step on your balls

“GO MY SWARM”

Say thanks for the giving yo

Because i think boners is funny yo! #bonernationrise

"I hope you realize, that I'm only asking for your help, because my time is more valuable than yours. That means 'Thank you'." The new professor of Lumiose City! Unconventional, brilliant, legally barred from leaving the city. #PokemonRP #PkmnRP Not a pure lewd Account, please read the Pinned!

“Keeping it simple, I’ll be dropping around your quarters if you repost this. If I like you that is” #nsfwrp #openrp #lewdrp #interactionbait

”Yo, that shlong looking mad heavy bro, let me carry ya meat for ya!”

*you got a text from melissa*

Can you dudes see this?

I am actually gonna try and make starters this time around

“What you doing if I hit the obtuse angle Pizza boy?”