update: the pain this thing causes is nothing short of exquisite

YOU’RE LISTENING TO *sound of bedroom door closing* WNTR CUCK RADIO *wife loudly moaning* ALL HITS, ALL THE TIME *man crying* YOUR WIFE’S BOYFRIEND HAS AN XBOX 360 WITH MODERN WARFARE 2, HE LET YOU HAVE AN O’DOULS, AND IT’S TIME FO ANOTHER CUCK CLASSIC [explosion fades into “Mr. Brightside”]

DNI IF: -your name is edwin -you made the mimic -it was difficult to put the pieces together -unfortunately something went wrong -you can’t do anything but sing this stupid song

got to show oomf ILTV a couple days ago and when they referred to raeclaire as “unstoppable force vs immovable object” i had to explain that no, the object is quite movable, with built-in wheels and handles for easy transportation

i refuse to believe that anyone actually spreading that shit genuinely means it and isn’t just a glowie psyop

many such oomfs

i desperately need to know if @laststarfarer.bsky.social took any inspiration from S.D. Locke’s SCP-001 “When Day Breaks” for signalis

this one ain’t even a struggle meal anymore this is a concerning and sinister other thing

der pickelbün

breaking news: the face slaughter has departed from guangzhou baiyun airport

real #girlgamers get springlocked by the temu epilator

It's dangerous to go alone! Take these sapphic nuns

fuck man i gotta go to the auto body shop to see if it’s worth making an insurance claim but i’m now nervous as fuck about driving

me🤝several of the lesbians in my phone pounding deer

got kicked out of the vatican for saying that god’s “a total chud for making the forbidden fruit some lame ass pussy shit like an apple” and that he “shoulda had it be two of those egg shaped magnets where you put ‘em together and they go btvweeeeeee”

everyone says you are what you eat, but i think you are what you drink, and let’s justr say i’m taking shots of hard licker all day everyday

bravern

older shin-godzilla sketch ... stage inbetween 2 and 3 #shingodzilla #godzilla

rip toji fushiguro you woulda loved placing fanduel parlays

ive waited years for this #pokemonmasters #rika

🐎

I read a thing years ago that the only way to get into the Pokémon world was to have sex with 1997 women and put a fork in the outlet

wedding stew 🍲

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

imagine taking a fat fucking rip off the m’quvong

so i finally got around to subscribing to inori-sensei’s patreon

hypnoisis kink boomers probably be like: “kids these days with all these japanese cartoons with their hypnosis apps in the dang phone. Back in my day we watched a pocket watch go back and forth to become a brainless slut and we liked it.”

Chiitan loves all transgender people. I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives. Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like. love you all 🤍 ↓ www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

upsides of working security: i can sit and read yuri all day downsides of working security: if i want to join a union it’s gonna be like 90% cops

This is also why they're so hell-bent on making it expensive and difficult to access gender affirming care. They think that this will deter a lot of us from completing the full stack of treatments, and it often does. You know I am not lying. This is the naked truth.

Denying access to HRT is sexual violence

god tier lily slopdrop archiveofourown.org/works/77586791

may his memory be a blessing

out here working blue collar when i oughta be getting blew by a girl wearing a collar

I colored it

oedipus complex? i think it’s pretty simple actually

Forgive me, I had to 🙏😩

four and a half years of art school and this is how i use it

ena gets into art school and makes all her dreams come true!!!!!!!

In the socialist future, finding out my neighbors aren’t having their mandated queer wedding and being forced to sell them out to the twinkertons

Cloudy With a Chance of Wife

people who don’t hear something crack every time they sneeze DNI

someone reblogged something from egg irl onto my tl and i think i finally understand the experience of being an openly autistic person being given a puzzle piece pin

love celsius but the best way i can describe the experience of drinking it is that your intestines are jin dahaad and it’s a dual blades player strung out on adderall