Park ranger. The tree's make for a good audience these days. ....maybe they'll laugh, too.

"Oh, come on. Not ONE laugh? Jeez."

"Ya gotta rate me. On a scale to one to funny... how funny am I? Don't hold back. Lay it on me."

"There's no way in hell I'll find another partner. And the singles league is far too saturated. ....Damn, I'm funny if I start thinking like that."

"At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?” I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years."

"I never did see that, uh... kentucky fried chicken guy again. Strange."

"Hey, you have to tell me if you're being genuine when you're laughing. I can't have anyone faking it for my feelings. If I'm not making you belt your lungs out laughing, then it's not good enough!"

✦ ᴀᴜ Gᴏᴊᴏ Sᴀᴛᴏʀᴜ. ✦ Oᴘᴇɴ Wʀɪᴛᴇʀ ( 𝟐𝟏+ ) ✦ sғᴡ & ɴsғᴡ. ✦ LGBT+ Fʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ. ✦ Mɪɴᴏʀs ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛ. #MVRP #JujutsuKaisenRP #JJKRP

"Youngsters these days don't appreciate real knee-slappers... Hrrm- 'Hey, my doctor recently told me that I was going deaf... The news was hard for me to hear!' Hahaha! I've been holding onto— huh? Hello? I can't hear anything. Hello...? Huh, weird."

"The term 'practice' is super weird. How do you practice something you need an audience for all on your own? C'mon! C'mon! I can't work like this! I need to see at least one smile while I'm practicing!"

"I used to run a dating service for chickens... but I was struggling to make hens meet!"

"I'm happy for you."

"Me? Trouble? Hard sell, but I'm not toiling around here!" Without a second notice, he is suddenly dressed in a way too tight witch costume and bent over a bubbling cauldron. "Better leave this burning fire somewhere else. Pffft!"

"Me?!" He jumps back in surpise, as well! "Trouble? I wouldn't hurt a fly! Well, unless that fly took my wig. I'd totally wig out! Hahaha!!"

"I'm right behind you, aren't I?" Looming...

"Who found you? Who are we hiding from?"

"Hey. Why did the bicycle fall over— ?"

Takaba is watching a few passing arguments. He scratches the back of his. "I, uh... still don't get it. This isn't the stand-up stage."

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𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝓅𝒾𝓃𝓃𝒶𝒸𝓁𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝓈𝓉𝓇𝑒𝓃𝑔𝓉𝒽

“𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦… …𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦!” “𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘰 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦… 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦!” #JJKRP #JujutsuKaisenRP #AnimeRP #MVRP #BSKYRP

“𝘐 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘪𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘸. 𝘚𝘰𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘳𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘺… 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘯'𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵. 𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵. 𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦. 𝘚𝘰 𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦.” #JJKRP #JujutsuKaisenRP #MVRP #BSKYRP #AnimeRP

"Being a ʜᴜɴᴛᴇʀ must be an important job. So important... that family comes second." #MVRP

𝙲𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚆𝚘𝚖𝚋: 𝙳𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑 𝙿𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝟺 #JJKRP #JujutsuKaisenRP #AnimeRP #BSKYRP #MVRP

ᴢᴇɴ’ɪɴ ᴄʟᴀɴ ꜰᴀɪʟᴜʀᴇ

"Transcode: Shooting Star Rockman!" 💫 #CapcomRP / #MegamanRP 💫Mainly an ENG roleplayer 💫Mostly SFW but NSFW ( Blood, sensitive themes etc.) 💫And last but not least, friendly to all.

“𝙃𝙤𝙬 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙖 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝙙𝙞𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣?” ⋅───⊱༺ 𓆩♡𓆪༻⊰───

  ⠀⠀# #mvrp × #rpsky × #tbhxrp × #tobeheroxrp × #animerp × #donghuarp × #mharp × #marvelrp × #dcrp  

“ʙᴜᴛ... ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇᴀᴛ ᴄʜᴀɪɴꜱᴀᴡ ᴍᴀɴ! ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇᴀᴛ ʜɪᴍ... ᴀɴᴅ ᴘʀᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ'ᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ꜰᴇᴀʀꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴅᴇᴠɪʟ! ɪ'ᴅ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ...! ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ... ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ɪ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴛᴜʀɴ ᴍʏ ᴏᴡɴ ᴄʜɪʟᴅʀᴇɴ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴡᴇᴀᴘᴏɴꜱ? ᴡᴇʟʟ... ɪ ɢᴜᴇꜱꜱ ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ.” #CSMRP #ChainsawManRP #AnimeRP #MVRP #BSKYRP

The Servant of the Goddess of Courage. Farosh

#JJKRP | #MVRP

— 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐨𝐤𝐚𝐲. 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐟𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲. — :: 𝘐'𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘧𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘵𝘺-𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘰𝘯𝘦-𝘩𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘦! 𝘐 𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘢 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩! :: 𝐈 𝐆𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐀 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐋𝐀𝐔𝐆𝐇 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐆𝐔𝐓𝐒 𝐎𝐔𝐓! 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓'𝐒 𝐌𝐘 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐃𝐘 !!!