Such a square I have to google whether 21 grams of shrooms is a dangerous amount or not

If you yearn for something positive to do, today is also National Black Bookstore Day! The National Association of Black Bookstores has a directory so you can find a Black-owned bookstore near you! Buy a book, help a community, do something good for the world. #booksky #romancelandia

Between this and making FaceTime work over data not just WiFi, we ushered in the downfall of society

I already had an awful March so while I’m not buying into the chain mail aspect I will post something random

The things you google when you’re too online and also an old

I started reading this article and spent a fair amount of time wondering whether a micronation could declare itself as such within the borders of another sovereign nation before remembering what day it was but i kept reading and I’m still not sure if this is real or not www.bbc.com/travel/artic...

One thing I’ve learned from the Fridge Detectives sub is yall drink way too much. Every other fridge is 90% drinks 7% condiments and 3% identifiable food

My only rejoinder to this as someone who finished the book less than 48 hours ago is that is true and the book was still fun. For better or worse I don’t think genre fiction needs a point of view more than delivering on a good story.

Ahhh only in America 🇺🇸

Fist my bump I’m done and saw the movie!

I was 100% ready to buy this until I saw it was $35. For hand cream!

I entered this thread at the midpoint and somehow I still knew he was talking about being in an uber

Fine, I’ll say it. Fudgy brownies are the worst.

I started reading project Hail Mary last weekend in the hopes that I could finish it before the movie but it’s like 500 pages so that was a fool’s errand. I like the book so far but staying unspoiled is pretty much impossible.

I’m at such sixes and sevens (6 7!) that I went to get my reheated pizza out of the air fryer only to realize I turned the air fryer on but never put the flipping food in it.

I saw a tweet (they’re all tweets to me idc what platform it’s from) where someone said they pulled a pillowcase out of the dryer and it put it on their head not realizing it wasn’t a tshirt and got so frustrated they yelled out “is it pants??” Everything is bad right now but that tweet makes me 😂

NY Mag’s what people make survey. Some of these numbers are insane.

Whoever came up with the initial idea of having TFP be the bachelorette to shake things up is also getting fired.

Me disassociating after the week I had

After the week I’ve had baybeeeeeee I deserve 5 cupcakes

Maybe the saddest six words I’ve read lately.

Still mad about it!

APPARENTLY ITS DINKINS.* Was I having an Auntie moment? Can I blame this on that work issue I’m still mad about? Garden variety brown on brown racism? Who can say *I only found this out because a character called him by his last name but they say his full name more than is normal for a tv show

Also I needed to laugh right now because something happened at work that has me spitting mad (and I was off today)

I don’t typically find Tracey Morgan funny (don’t cancel me) but everyone in that Reggie Jenkins show is funny

Also I will rewatch sinners (even though the blood is a lot for me) but I have no interest in rewatching OBAA. It’s too long and the parts I didn’t like about it (everything having to do with the Sean Penn storyline) overshadow the parts I did like (the first 2/3).

Called it.

The black people looking mildly salty seconds before the Christopher Walken looking guy realizes he’s sitting by them and hugs them too 😭🥰

Another correction might need to be made

They put the Avatar VFX winners as far back in the theater as they could get and still make it to the stage just in case they won.

The audience seems unwilling to play along and laugh at these lame presenter jokes

Misty Copeland comes out of retirement to put Timothée Chalamet in his place during a live ‘Sinners’ performance at the #Oscars.

Billy crystal still has a great smile

I thought it was understood that Sean penn didn’t come to these things anymore

My prediction is MBJ for best actor and OBAA for best picture

Idk why they keep making tv shows out of Carl haissen books when no one seems to like them very much.

I unplugged my office space heater during false spring and now I’m freezing again 😭

It’s only been nice out for 3 days and someone has already gotten a jump on the lawn care

You know what was fun? Doing my taxes over the weekend and finding out that I have to call my finance guy and get back the contribution I sent in earlier this year because otherwise it’s going to trigger a tax penalty 🙃

I might go back to reading early aughts era romances. There’s lots of them I never got to and current day ones tend to annoy me for some reason

Probably my worst time yet but at least I didn’t give up! #Fivefold Daily Puzzle #110 (Feb 28, 2026) solved in 18:43 with 1 hint! fivefold.ca

Can they do a doc on extreme makeover next

I never watched the biggest loser but I remember people hated Jillian Michaels but can we drag her again now too?

Part of this is because the app only got good at showing the events for the summer 2024 Olympics

I had to cancel my vacation due to circumstances outside of my control and every time I find myself thinking I should be doing something productive*, I remember, no, I was supposed to be on a beach doing nothing, so I’m going to continue doing nothing at home

If she wasn’t going to take any accountability Tyra should have just declined to do the documentary

Us weekly must have a contract with her

🦅: omg help 👮🏻‍♂️: It’s alright bro 🦅: wtf! 👮🏻‍♂️: alright!

The plan is there is no plan. And yes I regret reading this

Hmmmmm