And of course- Putin ordered it!

Thx for making me laugh!! One of my top 10.

I'm going to just say this now.. this whole Iran thing is a scam by Putin to drive up oil prices to save his economy

When does our press become relevant and report the truth.. that the "2 sides" are not equal.. - one ruins our country and gives our money to the rich, -and the other has to clean up the mess

The tangerine toddler always has to find someone more childish and stupid than him to appoint to make him look legitimate

Did someone forget to tell them they should be afraid? They need to be told they are under attack and they are in danger, and start panicking. Otherwise cheeto chump is gonna bomb another country! #Iran #epicfury #epicfailure #epicloser #cheetorapist

Anyone check tRUMP island?

Love the Illinois Governor. I hope he can be our next president. I just hope JB isn't short for JimBob.. im having a revulsion right now to double first names, you know like Markwayne, whatever weird ass drugs his mom took

The man who wrote the book on Everything Trump Touches Dies! Summarizes perfectly the weird cognitive dissonance of MAGAts who seem to think Russia is our freind

Yes! How about special envoy to the 'Protect The Americas From Pedophiles' program

these hubristic shitwits all thought Iran was going to be a one-and-done like Venezuela. they thought Iran’s government would fold like a pack of cards after a single day’s bombing

Operation Epic Fury - The name given to the team tasked with changing tRUMPs diaper every day after a cold chipotle lunch #dirtydiaper #donald #epic #fury #epicfury #poopface #poopagain #whatdidyoudo

Today's abysmal jobs report is a reminder that tax cuts for corporations and the rich don’t create jobs or grow the economy. What's required is investment in working people — and better wages. When workers have money to spend, the economy grows and businesses create more jobs. Remember this.

Maybe that person is the one that came up with the name for tRUMPs illegal war after seeing the mess in Air Fuck One- Epic Fury

If anyone still had a shred of doubt that tRUMP is working for Putin so he won't release those Epstein videos 👇

Krusty Gnome is looking for a job. I hear there's an island in need of a new madame

I'm bringing popcorn!

Here i thought she was shit canned for pegging Corey in the back of their aerial dominatrix den

tRUMP better sack up and help Ukraine stand up to his overlord.

A long war was always the plan

Let's Fucking GO!

And all your people said amen

Ya mean to say the guy that had home depot plastic accent pieces spray painted gold and vomited up on the walls all over the oval office might build a "low class" ballroom? I would expect that from, say, a convicted felon, or serial rapist, or pedophile, but.. oh wait It seems this all tracks

Not sure who came up with this diagram, but its really well done

Pavlovitz is always standing on the high ground, reminding us that morality is an American value. Kudos to the 4 players who had better things to do than be used by the rapist at his lies of the union ramblings. 3 were Minnesotans

Processed meat is a group 1 carcinogen. Animal fat is one of the leading causes of heart disease. People on plant based diets are at 18% reduced risk of developing E.D. There is no difference in testosterone levels between vegans & nonvegans. If you want to be "manly/macho" then go vegan. ✌️💚

I wonder if Kristi is going to handover the strap on for Corey to markwayne gacy?

But they love them pedos, they just dont want anyone to know it

Translation: I dont give a fuck about anyone but me. I like to kill people, especially children! ..Unfortunately I have become fluent in imbecile since tRUMP got elected, so I can translate his incoherent ramblings

Man would i hate to be Corey Lewandowski about now. Pretty sure Kristi has Air Fuck 1 flying cross-country so she can work out her rage on him all night with her biggest strap-on. You know, the one they left in her bag with blanky? He's gonna walk bowlegged for a week. Then off to the gravel pit

Except I dont think her blanket hid drugs.. I think it was a strap on for corey

No.. on THIS manchild it means "Why the fuck won't anyone change my diaper?!"

Pretty sure Noem is a little turned on thinking of rough men, the opposite of Lewandowski

You know he's got film of Cory taking that strap on from kristi

I'm sure Trump is tempted to pardon this pedophile again. But it's a state charge.

If you are a Costco customer, Trump stole your money and won’t give it back.

Elmo love the files

Now do the risk chart for dying from epstein distraction

GOV. PRITZKER: “Hey Kristi Noem — don’t let the door hit you on the way out. Here’s your legacy: Corruption and chaos.”

And really, 2 ounces, 12 ounces, just tell them you'll drink the extra liquid on the plane

I want to know who- gets air fuck one? Does Kash get a new glying fuck pslace with a queen size bed for his paid girlfriend?

So the whole- healthcare is too expensive to do single payer! is a lie?

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Oh oh, someone's getting a ride to the gravel pit

Too bad he was using those outdated maps that had the schools highlighted to pick their bombing targets. I'm assuming it was Stephen millers map book

They want to quickly act like they are on the gen z side against the war so they don't lose their fanbase

I hope they refer to her flying affairs shuttle as air fuck one

She admits her ice gangs are committing murder in our streets. Follow up question- why are the murderers not behind bars?

It's time to publicly finance elections, and use ranked choice voting