Flipper’s Intense Back Massage 2 comes out next week!

Check your calender folks! Today marks the 24th “Amazing Anniversary” of famous dolphin Flipper’s first bad drug trip, causing the “Fliptastic Towers” to sadly flop permanently. Poor Flipper! #neverforget

Flipper visits famous promotional event for "ban ban," short for "Bank bank," which is where he gets his money up 💰 silly flopper!

Flippers NEWS! Pope Leo XIV has spoken about famous dolphin “Flopper” in recent press release! He stated “Flipper goes to heaven. Nobody else does. Just Flipper.” How inspiring! Are you excited for the rapture?

Did you spot the “Sandy’s Porter” in the newest patch? Be on the lookout for more “Flipper Features”!

New statue place in "New fork" city! Famous uncel porter with his classic beer staring over the city that never sleeps! God bless America 🇲🇾 🇱🇷

Flipper Tip! Newest patch notes suggest you can now activate “Dolphin Time”! Be Frightened.

THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT! 🌊🏄‍♂️🐬

Having trouble cracking open those “Cocoa Nuts?” Just take those fingers and use “Uncle Porter’s Famous Technique” and those nuts will be leaking in no time! Guaranteed to terrify your nephew!

Flipper has laid an egg

Wuh-oh! “Sandy Tricks” and Flopper have to defend themselves from the underutilized "Supporting Cast" in new episode of hit series "Digital Circuit”! How will Flipor get his way out of this conundrum?

Flopper’s DRAMA! Secret love child between famous dolphin “Flipper” and “Sanders Ricks” revealed?? How does Flipper intend on caring for this frightening little freak? Oh the humanity!

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Flippers FACT! Check out famous dolphin Flipper’s new “Mobile Gaming Endeavor” featuring many characters of Flipper Extended Universe! Are you “pumped-up” for exciting races with Flopper?

Flippers Tip! Did you know you can rhyme “Ricks” with “Ticks”? Do not.

Flipper’s NEWS! Sequel film for Flipper is now in development! The film follows “Flopper” as he searches for his stolen drug money! Are YOU excited for this “Flip-tastic” film?

New FLIPTASTIC project! Egg-tastic teaser for so-called "Homestuck" pilot, with famous man "Bologna Fox" voicing famous "Birthday Boy." Are you excited for Flipperoo? #homestuck #vivziepop

The “Family’s Treasure” Is Sealed.

Flippers ALERT! The “Uncle’s Flippers” is becoming unstable! Evacuate the area immediately!

Did you know? A “videos game” was originally being developed revolving around Flipper. Unfortunately, the game was cancelled due to Flipper going on a drug induced rampage and annihilating every living being within a ten mile radius of where the game was being developed. Poor Flipper! #gaming

Floppers Factoid! Famous dolphin Flipper was spotted with a GIRL dolphin named “Flippita” at famous “Dolphin Burger” restaurant chain. Would you take on the dolphin burger challenge? How will you atone for your sins? #longjohnsilvers

Flippers SECRET! New research suggests fellow Flipper Fans should “Beware the dolphin that speaks in fins.” Credibility of these statements undetermined.

Flipper FACTUAL! Newest gaming console "Sandy Richard 2" comes out to SHIT reviews! Flipper's advice? "Dude this thing can't even play Madagascar 3 don't buy it”

"Sandy risk" tries some "unusual food!" 15 dead 0 found. Jul 18th, 2024.

CHICA-GONE? After a bad drug trip, Flipper "Levels Up!" and obliterates Chicago. The Sanding Ricks is bewildered.

Flippers FACT! Our dear Flipper has migrated, and has made his home where the “skies” are forever “blue”! Hit that “follow” button to stay in touch with all the latest and greatest of Flippster! #flipper #flipper1996

Flippers Factoid! Where does “Salty” Uncle Porter get his famous “unusual food”? Truly a question for the ages.

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