#155: "Well, yes, if these drinks are free..." - @northernzoot (02/11/2018)

#254: It can't be my fault. I'm eating yogurt! - @northernzoot (09/23/2018)

#183: "I don't know where I went, it's dark." - @bowski477 (03/11/2018)

#227: Bowski Ride Me! - @zero_jehuty (07/08/2018)

#307: "Get out of my shrub!" - @bowski477 (5/10/2020)

#426: "that looks like a breast implant." - @bowski477 (2/9/2022)

#223: "It's fluttering everyone's loincloth" - @imheysus (06/11/2018)

#306: "No, I'M HELPING" - @bowski477 (5/3/2020)

#214: "Beep beep beep!" - @bowski477 (05/27/2018)

#172: You guys are butts! - @bowski477 (02/28/2018)

#531: "Do you know how wiggly I am in this game?" - @EpicWynneBanana (2/24/2022)

#493: "I found a bees" - @bowski477 (11/1/2023)

#187: I want the flesh back! - @fourninjatoads (03/21/2018)

#390: "I think that means I killed Cake and he didn't deserve to die..." - @imheysus (7/21/2021)

#474: I absolutely spent my entire lunch futzing with the router instead of nursing my meat suite. - @imheysus (2023-05-19)

#189: People like snuggles! - @angelboy259 (04/04/2018)

#438: "Heck heck HECK HECK!" - @fullmetal1986 (5/11/2022)

#131: He did the update. HOOORRAAY!!! - @fivesamuraifrog (01/10/2018)

#318: I just wanna play with my friends - @aristelle (9/2/2020)

#97: "My cat has it's own gravitational pull" - @bowski477 (10/15/2017)

#259: "Just as long as Zoot is not the MVP, that's the important part" - @fullmetal1986 (10/14/2018)

#523: "That one's extinct. And that one is extinct..." - @akaScratch (5/11/2021)

#356: "My stomach is starting to hurt from laughing at my own stupidity" - @imheysus (2/21/2021)

#57: "I can't kill anybody." - @akascratch (05/24/2017)

#211: "...everyone be awesome" - @imheysus (05/23/2018)

#535: "Are the horses subed or dubed?" - @palmettobling (12/24/2023)

#160: It's like the top half says "I'll see you on the battlefield", but the bottom half says "I'll see you at the country club" - @northernzoot (02/14/2018)

#251: When I say "You Have" you say "Atrocious Manners!" - @palmettobling (08/29/2018)

#89: "I cut you into a million pieces so I could share you with all my friends." - @bowski477 (08/27/2017)

#327: "Tipper topper to the morning" - @epicwynne6anana (11/18/2020)

#28: "Erm... that sounds like a personal problem." - @bowski477 (05/14/2017)

#470: "That was a power pose, right there" - @imheysus (4/26/2023)

#537: Did you type boob into your calculator, Kyle? - @Doug (8/8/2020)

#388: "Oh guys, I caught a lizard today" - @utmostalcoholic (7/4/2021)

#508: You don't know. - @bowski477 (1/1/2025)

#483: "I'll make mountains for you" - @bowski477 (8/16/2023)

#277: "You're like shooting me with your stable gun" - @palmettobling (12/30/2018)

#156: Look at the things I say! - @bowski477 (02/14/2018)

#522: "Honda Civic is very good at fighting" - @Taxel (4/25/2021)

#423: "How else am I supposed to steal a speculum?" - @palmettobling (2/2/2022)

#136: "I hate those gifts, they're worse than sweaters." - @fullmetal1986 (01/17/2018)

#252: "I lava you a long time" - @northernzoot (09/02/2018)

#0: Look at bowski struggle! - @northernzoot (10/23/2016)

#153: [In Robotic Voice] "Hello. My name is Heysus. My mic is broken so I will be using this to communicate." - @imheysus (02/11/2018)

#482: "I'm good at rhyming." - @fullmetal1986 (8/16/2023)

#382: If you give me the shears, I'll make all the sheep naked" - @zero_jehuty (5/12/2021)

#74: "We're going to end on a really stupid note." - @bowski477 (06/18/2017)

#282: "It's like my prom night all over again" - @palmettobling (02/20/2019)

#371: "@palmettobling, you are cruisin' for a bruisin'" - @bowski477 (4/25/2021)

#343: "How do I keep getting double teamed?" - @c4k3bo55 (1/3/2021)