You and me both Goldy

Imai about to get bounced this inning

RANDYLAND!

I am of in walking distance of this. This shit is so fucked man

First bracts of the season 🤩

I've always wondered what it felt like having to work in the same sports industry with that dude's son

JULIOOOOOOOO!!

COLE YOUNG!!

Our 44 is better

it is a consume a copious amount of edibles so that melatonin fox visits me early type of day

Romeo Must Die. What a classic

60% win rate in one run games lol wow

COLE. YOUNG.

Protesters staged noise demo through the rich Seattle neighborhood of #Laurelhurst that lobbied against noisy helicopters flying sick and injured kids over their mansions to Children's Hospital. 🤪 It got a bit noisy.

Seeing Rizz be so appreciative of everything is making me realize how much I'm going to miss hearing him

RANDY!!

Cal does not look comfortable at the plate man

Julio is so good

Jfc they finally moved Cal down the order

Good morning🌞

Jsn looks like he put on some size in the off season

JOSH NAYLOR

X2!!!!

Is it me or does Murakami have a very similar stance to Shohei

Josh Naylor can steal bases but JP can't. That's crazy

JULIO!!

Best film adaptation of The Odyssey, wrong answers only.

Emerson, are you mad about your last start? I think you made your point buddy

Was that another center cut lol

NUKE RALEY

insert Murakami tweet here

Real

what fucking milquetoast California expat filed this complaint, show yourself you coward

Reason 9999 we need NFL players here

I totally understood the press sanewashing this shit but I was honestly shocked how many people not getting paid to glaze Trump didn't heed this warning seriously.

Pete Carroll coaching high schoolers is awesome

Going to a Corgi rave tomorrow

BREAKING: Epstein Suicide Note Unsealed

I'm not saying that someone should dox whoever this is...

I will never not repost this

Garden update thread

I like a credit card swiper I guess

I am watching Romeo Must Die in honor of Jet Li's book

Katie Perry really went on the same Blue Origin flight as Amanda Nguyen and the media completely overshadowed Amanda's accomplishments so they could record Katie Perry kissing the ground lmao

Alan Dershowitz really trying to beat out Elon Musk on who could Freud harder

Can someone write me a doctor's note so I can burn through 106 sick hours in 2 weeks?

I got this text from my friend and I’m dead now. I have died.

behold josh naylor in all his base stealing glory

Cal could have just stood there, but at least there's 1.