Everyone pray for firefighters today. I imagine this is the busiest time of year for them.

I want it on record that @silverquill.bsky.social is a BRAT!!

Two random strangers complimented my appearance today which is… sus.

Oh snap!! Almost forgot! Happy Sailor Moon Day!

[happy healthy looking young golden retriever comes into the ER] Me: What did you eat? Coworker: It could be a hotspot! Owner: They ate a corn cob. Me: I should have put MONEY on it!!

So much to my surprise, I’ll likely be able to fit in a trip to the ren faire this year. However spending a large amount of time on my feet outside of work is NOT recommended by my doctor… Anyway, someone please talk me out of spending $200 on orthopedic shoes that go with my ren faire outfit.

Dear English football fans, Boston is a heavily Irish city. So anti-Celtic and pro-crown sentiments are not likely to go over well… Just a tip.

Such cute kids… even with the ruins of the trash can they knocked over in the background…

I think I have trust issues with the universe… Had a slow day at work the other day (NEVER use that word in the confines of a hospital). And the whole day I was just like…

Eyup. Mine tracks. I shall call myself… Gangatha!

Oh, I forgot to update you guys!! So this year has a lot of weddings… One in July, one in August, and one in December. So it took me a while to figure out my time off and travel plans for the summer but the verdict (as of now) is as follows: I shall be around for Day 0 and 2 of @everfreenw.com

Today is both Father’s Day and the first day of summer… I hereby dub it… Sire Solstice!

I have never BOUGHT a documentary in my life. Watched them on streaming services or when someone else owns them, yes. But never took the initiative to own a documentary… Until today. Watching “What’s The Story, Wishbone?”

Also…. I’M NOT CRYING, YOU’RE CRYING!!

Finally watching Good Omen’s season 3 and I LOVE that they reference calling Peter Simon but more importantly that Jesus’s name is Joshua. Follow me on this: Yeshua -> Jesu -> Jesus Our Lord and Savior’s name has always been Josh. Make of that what you will.

Please don’t call your GP that you haven’t seen in 3 years on July 3rd… I promise you, they will not be able to fit you in.

Niece: “What does ‘ambiance’ mean?” Me: “It’s adult speak for ‘vibes’.”

Putting all three kids to bed for the first time. Two were having a hard time accepting not being tucked in my their mom (one has had me for bedtime a lot so knows the drill). Turned into the Bluey episode Double Babysitter… including the intrusive questions about why I don’t have my own kids…

*chaotic screaming noises of kids playing outside* *noises stop* My sister: Who’s hurt? IRL version of this: @litterboxcomics.com PS: The answer was one of my nieces.

Verdict: It was fine. The swears were still censored and while there was one innuendo (that my niece did NOT miss) it was overall quite harmless. …It was complicated to explain the ending to her but that’s on me.

Literally me today: “I’m going to go on my lunch before my combination of low blood sugar and high blood pressure causes me to snap at people.”

The legendary double loaf!

Question for those who have watched The Amazing Digital Circus: The Last Act. It is not rated in theaters. So is it appropriate for 9 year olds? More context bellow:

You ever have those days when a date seems important but you can’t remember why? Like… June 6th is poking at my subconscious but I don’t know why… It’s my cousin and 2nd cousin’s birthday but that’s not it… Anyway, I’ll find out tomorrow when it hits me after it matters.

Sister: We were going to go to a pride parade tomorrow! Me: I can’t… I’m working…. But I’m off Sunday. Sister: Oh!! Then do you want to help me wedding dress shop?! Me: That’s MUCH more fun than a pride parade!! And since it’s for a lesbian wedding… just as gay!!

Going on a platonic date with a friend!

Coworker 1: OMG, the towel guy is hot!! Do you think he’s single? Coworker 2: Here’s what you do. You find out his first and last name. Then stalk him on instagram- Me: Has anyone considered… asking him? Coworker 2: Get with the times!! No one flirts in person anymore!

Pride nails done! (I’m garbage at taking pictures of my own hands… or myself in general, really)

So it begins~

Them: Here’s the perfect tool for organizing your classroom! Me [just trying to get my life in order]: Yes… Classroom…

Shoulder nap time.

If you ever wonder how stinky your shoes are, get a cat. They’ll let you know in subtle ways…

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My nieces and nephew are entering the wonderful world of Disney live action!! Introducing them to the classics! Candleshoe, Pollyanna, Swiss Family Robinson, Parent Trap (1961), all the good stuff!!

www.artnews.com/art-news/new... You b*stards…. I’ve been had!

Things that annoy me… I know nothing of this book. I know nothing of this author. But there’s one thing I do know… That’s NOT the Mona Lisa!! That’s Girl with a Pearl Earring! It’s not even the same artist!! Or painted in the same CENTURY!!

Quote with your flags! A bit early for pride month but I stand proud at your side!

Mom: Where are the kids? Me: Outside playing. Mom: Do you think we should directly supervise them? Me: Oh, they’re fine. Nephew: *comes inside with a pitcher of mud* Me: … On the other hand…

This is the last week to order Glass Scientists acrylic charms from the shop! Pre-orders close after May 27th for this very final restock—after that date, these charms will no longer be available. If you want them, pre-order here: arythusa.storenvy.com

Idea for an app/phone feature. Putting a time frame to text people and if you attempt to text them outside of that time frame, it asks you if you’re sure. This would be helpful for people who have friends and family in different time zones so you don’t text them nonsense at 3am.

Management: Hey, we got you guys donuts to celebrate Vet Assistant Week! Us: Oh thanks. Owner: Hey, I got you guys something because I saw how hard you were working. Us: Oh that’s very sweet- VEGGIE PLATTER?!!!

Whelp… Didn’t take long for Ham-Ham to knock it over.

There were flowers left on my doorstep… No name, no note, no shipping info. And while very well done they are in a mason jar, giving them a homemade look rather than professional. And none of the flowers are toxic to my cats. I’m both charmed and… a little freaked out.

My PT told me not to go on long walks anymore. And my usual gym with a pool has closed down. So this thing and I are becoming reacquainted for the first time in…. Well, let’s not talk about it.

Me: What’s your dog’s name? Owner: …Don’t judge, he was named by a three year old. But his name is Boob. Me: No judgement. Owner: Also, he doesn’t like men. Me: …. [to my coworkers] Just so everyone’s aware, Boob does not like to be touched by men. Only male coworker: *dies* Me:

Coworker yesterday: Since it’s May the 4th… What order do you watch the films in? Me: IV, V, VI Her: And then the prequels? Me: … No.

¡Feliz Cinco de Mayo y Martes de Tacos!

And also with you~

When the mountains are out in Washington and you actually have the day off to enjoy the sun.