I think I might have reached “Peak Diorama”, lads

OMFG

My Mum asked if the CGI Bubbles was real. Even though he was walking, smiling & playing twister. In a diaper.

Michael: Part II will be greenlit in the next few weeks, I reckon.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, no notes

10 years since Prince passed. Still gutted.

After Michael, my next cinema trips are… Secret Screaming (Hokum 🤞🏽) Highlander (40th Anniversary!) Mortal Kombat I + II (IMAX) Top Gun (40th, IMAX) Top Gun Maverick (IMAX) Jurassic Park Maybe 2026 isn’t a total write off after all!

Shall we all {FLIPPING FINALLY} watch Alien3: The Legacy Cut?

This is well worth a watch. The lady who wrote Leaving Neverland thinks you wouldn’t watch a marathon film about Jimmy Saville (probably right tbf). The guy thinks if you cancel the music of everyone that’s “horrible”, we might not have any music. Again though, I didn’t see this energy for Elvis

MENDACIOUS!

The trailer for IDIOTS is absolutely incredible

Delap has a screw loose. He totally meant that foul early on??

Michael… I think there’s a view that if they don’t tackle the allegations they shouldn’t tackle the film. I’d like to hear those people’s views on Elvis. Who’s going to see Michael this week?

Just saw someone give Neeson’s Naked Gun only ⭐️⭐️⭐️

I can’t tell you how much Manchester United owed me that. Ayden Heaven is 19, lol!

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Thoroughly recommend Trevor Koah: Joy In The Trenches. Trump would find it deplorable. 👍🏽

Imagine if Fleetwood Mac just dropped another ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ album, though

2005! A genuine treasure chest. King Arthur (Keira Knightley!) as a PS2 game (?!) Constantine only ⭐️⭐️⭐️ (harsh!) Hide & Seek (De Niro) ⭐️! A 2 disc DVD of Romper Stomper advertised as DOUBLE THE HATRED! The Perfect Storm’s wave riding voted #98 “greatest moments of TFs lifetime”

Mrs T wants to see Masters Of The Universe, because she fancies the bloke from Purple Hearts, The Idea Of You & Red, White & Royal Blue. A twist I didn’t see coming tbqhwy.

How on EARTH is this beauty 40 years old?!

SOLD!

All I can think about as a positive is how bad this is for Spurs. SAD!

There’s a decent player in Ugarte somewhere. But it’s not at Manchester United. Oh well, the Sun was out for a bit, & Manchester continues to spend that oil money beautifully ❣️

Got dragged out to Primary School Bangers & actually having an unreliable night 😭 Now downloading Now… 48 & 49!

What a DREADFUL game of football. Moribund.

City don’t deserve the Title for that kit along 🤢

Thought I might see more on that horse with the broken back yesterday — a horrible image I can’t shake. Alas, no. Most are leading with… um… jockeys mental health.

My next two cinema bookings are Lee Cronin’s The Mummy (“normal” & IMAX), & Michael (“normal” & IMAX). What’s wrong with me?

Commentator just said “what the fuck” after a great shot at The Masters. Is that usual?!

lol Simpler times!

Why am I watching tawdry thrillers from the 90’s/00’s again, though?

The De Zerbi PR is unreal. Slot’s too. Arteta’s had 6 years of it. Amorim gets hounded out & every other Club is allowed all of this nonsense.

YES! 💉

Why is everyone reviewing Excalibur? & worse, giving it ⭐️⭐️ or ⭐️⭐️⭐️?!

I went to see Woman In Black on stage last night, so thought I’d rewatch Radcliff’s 2012 (!) version again. Underated or what?!

Typical West Ham. Robbing us of our chance to see Spurs in the bottom 3. Rubbish!

Summer is almost here. I can feel it.

This is how Bruce Springsteen opened his concert in Los Angeles last night. 🔥🔥 Footage from @margaret_nagle on Threads.

So… Outcome….

We’ve got a lot to thank The Drama for. Getting this unbelievable contemporary power ballad Top 4 in Alicia’s Essentials might be its most important contribution yet

Where even am I? Disney+?

Only a few pints in & the parents are disclosing all of their ghost stories. I’d heard a few, but there’s some BiG REVELATIONS. Um… are ghosts real?!

I’ve only got one Birthday wish this year. Make it so.

Keep thinking about this needle drop in The Drama. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Oh Undertone is right up my bloody street. Less is more. 👍🏽

How great is The Drama, btw? Every bit as great as Mario Galaxy is terrible, I’d say. I fell asleep twice, even though it’s the most hectic film I’ve ever seen. SAD. #44

Who lets their kids wear light up shoes to the cinema, though… HONESTLY

Why do Andrew Garfield & Claire Foy make me want to cry all the time, though?

Five films today. FIVE. Hottest day of the year so far. A cinematic howler, if you will.