Cough.

Huff.

Snort. ... He might have to keep Theo around.

Breed . . . 👁️ 👁️

. . . hm. Reaching both clawed hands out to grip her hips. Smush smush.. Squishy.

Huff . . .

Gripping the reader's head with a clawed hand. Palm covering their whole face.

Plap plap plap.

Slow-blink. . . . Tilting his head to the side. ❔

He's just gonna.. Make an egg-motion with his clawed fingers, then point at his stomach, then at his sheathed peen. . . .

Narrows his eyes. Hm...

SEE? Smh, they only want him for one thing.. slowly shaking his head, hands on hips.

Sigh. You all only want Spine for his eggs.. The beast also has a kind heart. 😞🥺

Yawn..

Mlem..

[ goodnight, everyone 💕]

Beast so desperate to egg, doesn't realize the nails digging in his arm.

Mhm.. Mhm..

.. He missed when trying to shoot him. That's pretty loser-y.

Haruki's his soft bunny. ... Feels the need to bully Theo though.

How would Theo even explain the egg.. Does he just go home with a belly full..?

Consequence: Egg.

Verdict: Fuck the monster.

Hurriedly flipping through a monster hunter manual to see if anything tells him what to do if the monster gets him bricked--

Theo's.. A bit of a loser.

A series of short huffs. ... Was that a laugh? Maybe.

[ Haruki you freakyyy 😋]

⬅️ Surprisingly... An eager munch.

Shrug. It's all he could offer, since... He swallowed it all.

. . . Gonna egg the clown.

... Spine develops coulrophobia.

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Pacing around. Growing more and more frustrated . . .

Pinning the reader against the grass. Growl..

His eggs are a little smaller than the size of his palm. But he has pretty big hands..

well.. It's still out.

There's a pretty obvious answer- Since his dick is just.. Out.

His nose scrunches into a snarl, exposing clenched teeth. ... A wet plop. Followed by a heavy exhale. . . . There's a pale green egg on the ground.

That's... Not exactly it.

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Sliding his clawed hand against his own abdomen. Ugh..

⠀⠀TEMP PIN.

He's seen a lot of humans with facepaint today. . .

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Ah. There's a piece still on his tongue. Slowly opening his mouth and sticking his forked tongue out, staring at Theo almost expectantly. Leaning down.

Huff. Tilting his head back, unhinging his jaw and just Dumping the rest of the cereal into his throat. Gulp. Dropping the empty box.

".. You're a bad host."

Just holding the box above Theo's reach. Narrowing his eyes. Staring down at him.

Ignoring.. Shoving his face into the box.