I loved living in Argentina; it was a great country with a lot going for it. This is a wonderful example of how to shatter any goodwill people might have for you by being a pathetic, sniveling, whiny little bitch. Seems to be a thing in the Americas these days.

For years, Gopnik was the runt of the litter, and a little shit. Now he’s increasingly friendly and purring and just wants pets. And yoghurt. This is important.

I don't give a crap about US drivers, I care about EU drivers. Remember, kids: when having sex in the car, keep both hands on the wheel.

Me reading the news today

Comments are gold. "I’m glad he took the customary American gift of a trash panda home with him" "Well I dunno about you guys but I have no questions." "Captcha: Select all squares with Racoon" "Ahhh, I see he brought home a bit of our culture"

Today I learned I have a natural history museum in that corner of my office the Roomba can't reach. My life for science.

We need a de-USified version of this. The USBros have their share of participants, but I have a whole list of metric global villains…

Whom do you support when both teams and their fans are loathsome, as is the host country and the governing sporting association? That's right. Els Castellers de Vilafranca. Disregard floppy boring sportsball. Embrace sweaty unsafe manstack.

Where do I sign up

I don’t care about football I just need England to lose

Spotted in the wild. Whut

I wish I could monetise Internet wet blanket pedantry. With this comment section alone I could retire.

What the hell, Germany? Now the federal government is pushing real time biometric/facial recognition in public spaces. Didn’t you already learn a little lesson a few years ago why such surveillance powers are a bad idea?

@angrywaterman.bsky.social I don’t know why I have this idea that you’d join my Neil the Seal fan club

Looks like a few injuries in this year’s San Fermin running of the bulls in Pamplona. Watching idiots get run over by large mistreated animals will never not be funny. I’m 100% on #teambull

Please, Santa, let me have just this ons

Why would anyone want to filter Erling Haaland? Salty USians, I guess.

The glove compartment was for the Guide Rouge, bloody peasants. Also, I still have piles of Michelin maps somewhere.

It will be bitterly funny as hell when Ukraine ends up being one of Europe's armaments workshops, replacing the US due to Trump's stupidity- and Russian-driven withdrawal from the stage.

Pictured: Berlin office workers during the July 2026 heatwave. Temperatures in parts of Europe regularly exceeded 40C, causing thousands of excess deaths in an ahthropogenic climate change-driven heat dome. Many Northern European buildings for various reasons do not have AC. Source: Reuters

Don't threaten me with a good time

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Let's see - she's anti-choice, demonstrably corrupt, and just thoroughly undemocratically and unethically rammed through a hated mass surveillance legislation that's already been shot down several times and is incompatible with EU law. Nothing to see here.

I always thought Ramstein would make a lovely go-kart track. Arrivederci, then.

This is insane. A supermajority was needed to BLOCK it? I am heavily pro EU but this is how you strengthen Euroskeptic parties - even though those are precisely the fascists who want Chat Control

A heatwave cartoon for @newscientist.com

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For all of Martin Sonneborn's horseshit takes on Ukraine, _THIS_ is what they choose to cut him off over? Apologies for Twitter link, the Teutonically disinclined can and should translate this. Metsola is a goddamned crook; this is undemocratic and egregiously evil. x.com/MartinSonneb...

How the Verfassungsschutz hasn't fed these vile Russian nazi chuds to the proverbial pigs yet is absolutely beyond my limited comprehension. Rechtsstaatlichkeitsprinzip sure, until it isn't anymore.

UKBros, choose wisely. You know what must be done.

TORA TORA TORA OH SHIT IT'S ON ...again

I mean, sure, he's too stupid to know or care what ITAR is, but hey, the art of the deal, right? How wonderful would this be.

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So, that’s a thing. Fun, watching a massive forest fire develop from your yard

...guh

ROKKITS R KEWL

What time is it? <Checks watch> Ah right, it's market manipulation o'clock

Just...lol.

I don't really care about football, and I loathe FIFA, but I loooooooooooove a good shitfight. This made me as happy as a little girl.

Found on reddit The obvious children's book references write (or eat) themselves

AmeriBros could you PLEASE do something about this fuckin idiot

Found. Also, Cyprus has nearly as much Russian money running around its capital these days

Found. Oof.

I believe the Australian term for "oh no, poor guy" is "ya stupid fuckin cunt"

I couldn´t give a crap about FIFA or organised sport of any kind, but watching US football fans get their panties in a knot over FIFA corruption and EU football fans get their panties in a knot over Trump and Infantino being corrupt pieces of shit is...a thing.

Trump has a call with Putin on the US' national holiday. Two days later, this is announced. We need our own NATO, with hookers and blow.

- Nobody has money anymore and cars are too expensive - European bureaucracy and unions - Chinese cars are innovative - Chinese safety and labour regulations are shit - China has artificially devalued its currency - European company management is greedy ...etc. More than one can be true.