Remember when we used to download ram?

How to Keep Your Gmail Account Safe in 5 Easy Steps 1️⃣ Install Proton. 2️⃣ Create a Proton account. 3️⃣ Use Proton for important accounts and emails. 4️⃣ Add another Proton address on a different device. Redundancy is key! 5️⃣ Keep Gmail for junk. If it’s lost, no big deal.

What do you think - lawyers or AI - who is the biggest grifter?

I don’t want another cyber product. I want to buy ninjas. If you sell ninjas that can scare the network team into patching, the coders into testing and shurikane the living soul of anybody that clicks on a phishing link… I would love to buy your entire stock.

Please close your camera during meetings. I already know you are coding and won’t even respond to your own name. We can stop pretending. I made my peace with this project being dead to you.

Is Trump trying to be Putin with the annex stuff?

For the first time in years I have friends. I put a mask on my fried blond hair to make it rose. It turned out fuchsia pink. 🎀 In just 2 days, 20 people asked me, “Are you okay?” drastic hair changes - scream something’s up. So thank you, #Moroccanoil, for the experience. 😉

Call me old-fashioned, but if, in a 2-hour meeting, I don’t hear a fck, sht or bullsht, that person has never implemented anything in their life. They’re just a corporate “do nothing, get paid” drone