It’s not even lunchtime and I’m already flagging 🥱 not sure I’ll make it to 1am for 9-1-1. Maybe now is a good time to start a coffee habit lol

Not Oliver doing a “nailed on” Scouse accent on Aisha’s live just then. Fucking screaming!! (it actually wasn’t that bad though 🤣)

There’s something so soothing about watching people have a breakdown over pastry 🤣 #GBBO really is my happy place!

The 9-1-1 promo is overwhelming, so I’m gonna focus on pastry week for a bit instead ☺️🥐🥧 #GBBO

I mean, thanks for giving me my beloved Buck for my birthday month, but I’d rather have an og 9-1-1 calendar with Bobby and Ravi included.

Two characters you like (I’m not tagging anyone cos my anxiety is overthinking it, but feel free to share yours if you haven’t already) I’m outing my basic millennial self with these, but they’re my faves 🫶🏻

One intro I’ll never skip is the Buffy one, that theme song is such a banger!

Right at the end of the hot ones video, when Oliver hands Kenny the wings so he can take the turnout pants off, it sounds like he says to him “hold this for me babes” and somehow I’m now even more obsessed with him!

Always makes me laugh when Oliver gives someone a “sassy” reply when they’ve said something offensive and people call him evil, mean or bitchy. And here’s me thinking he’s actually being super polite and restrained, bc I’d straight up tell that rude person to fuck off!

😍😍😍

idk what I did to deserve this but im taking it

don’t worry guys I fixed it

Editing out Oliver’s birthmark like it’s an imperfection, is actually so fucking disrespectful! 😡

Like I’m sat but I’m gonna make fun of it

Ok so the trailer doesn’t make the space theme seem as insane now, but after the cruise ship and the plane are we seriously supposed to believe Athena just agreed to it anyway?! No way, not even my bestie is talking me into doing that 🤣

I know this is old news now, but I’m catching up. I think 9x04 is a character episode and the title Reentry has nothing to do with the space theme, they just want us to think that. I refuse to believe they are doing a 4-part opening emergency!

Ok so apparently Buck, Ravi and Eddie are gonna look so hot this season that I’m not gonna care how stupid the storylines are. Send them all to fucking mars for all I care, my god! 🥵

I would love to go into the big brother house just to see what it’s like inside. Being a contestant would be my literal worst nightmare though!

Finally caught up with GBBO and I loved that episode so much! Flapjacks and school cake, yum!! 🤤

Why the fuck am I waking up to find out Athena and Hen are going to space?! Like, it was all very amusing when we were joking about it, but seriously? This better turn out to be a dream or something else because I can’t deal with this level of realism that Bobby had to die for 🙄😭

It’s unbelievably rude that live football is on at the same time as bake off tonight. Gonna have to try and avoid spoilers until I can catch up 😭

Today has been ok, so we’re off to a good start at least. I hope everyone else’s Monday is treating you well ❤️

Manifesting that this week will be better than last week, it has to be 🙏🏻

One day I will have a kitchen big enough to accommodate a proving drawer.

Tonight it’s a cup of Yorkshire tea as always and a cinnamon and raisin bagel in honour of bread week on GBBO 👌🏻🍞

This sickening state visit, rolling out the red carpet for a monster, is another on a long list of reasons why we should abolish the monarchy.

I genuinely think the 9-1-1 writers are fucking with us deliberately. We all thought Don’t Drink the Water would be gay Eddie or at least a massive hint at it based on the water/juice conversation earlier in s8, but we basically got nothing. I feel the same way about 9x02 being called Spiraling.

Trump is coming to the UK to AVOID the EPSTEIN story. Unfortunately the British public just crowdfunded the WORLD’S BIGGEST PHOTO of Donald with convicted paedophile Jeffrey Epstein. And here is right outside Windsor Castle, where Trump is staying with the King this week.

You know what Buck moving into a new place is the perfect opportunity for it to burn to the ground 😈

just gonna thirst over Oliver I can’t think about buddie right now

If this opening emergency ends up with the 118 in space and it’s not about breaking Bobby out of a secret moon lab, ngl I’m gonna be so pissed!

Snack of choice for GBBO biscuit week is a selection of milk chocolate rounds, malted milks and jammie dodgers 🍪👌🏻😋

If you still don’t see the bookmark feature, try signing out and signing back in again. That worked for me!

I think I’ll have to watch 9-1-1 s9 just for Buck and how incredible he looks. Even if every storyline is shite, I’ll watch on mute if I have to lol

“Heavy that”

Iconic moment at the Downton Abbey premiere

How on earth am I supposed to just go to sleep now after catching up with Emmerdale?! Like, wtf?! 😳

I feel like 911 Nashville is going to have a country music soundtrack and it’s going to make me even less interested in watching it. No shade intended, but it’s my least favourite genre (except Dolly Parton bc she’s a literal queen!)

I won’t post spoilers bc I know it doesn’t air everywhere today, but I’m obsessed with GBBO already and so happy it’s back! 🥰🫶🏻

Pjs on and got my treats ready for GBBO 🙌🏻🍰🇬🇧

I deep cleaned the bathroom, fixed a broken cupboard door and did some other small jobs around the house so I’m pleased with that! 😌

Happy Friday all! I will be productive and get shit done today! 😁

Stuck in the vicious cycle of being too anxious to do anything productive, but not being productive is making my anxiety worse 😩

They can call the station, and the baby, whatever the fuck they want, I’m still never forgiving them for killing Bobby.

It’s a bank holiday, it’s gorgeous out and all I want to do is go back to bed bc I have sciatic pain all across my middle and down my leg 😭

The Friday before a bank holiday is always the slowest Friday in the history of Fridays. Why is it not 5pm yet?! 😩

GBBO is back 2nd September in the UK 🙌🏻😁🍰🍪🍞 5th September if you are in the US 😊

I can’t be arsed at all today. It’s too hot and I’m too tired. Bring on winter! I want to hide in a fleece hoodie with a hot water bottle tucked up the front and a blanket wrapped around my legs, drinking hot chocolate and just generally being antisocial.

Fuck JK Rowling Pass it on