It's my birthday. Send dick pics.

It’s my birthday week. I’m as horny as ever.

Rate how you like doing it (1-10) kissing: 10 nipple play: 10 sucking: 10 being sucked: 5 rimming: 10 being rimmed: 10 fingering: 10 being fingered: 10 toys: 5 bdsm: 3 piss play: 9 dirty talk: 5 fisting: 1 being fisted: 1 topping: 0 bottoming: 10 cuddling: 10 stroking: 10 pit play: 7 foot play: 0

Last night, I had 3 videos going on simultaneously, of those muscle dudes who look at me, and tell me to huff whenever they do a pec dance or flex, calling me a f*ggot. My brain totally melted, and I liked it.

New jar of albo + reasonably new powerful bottle + stressful day = < 4 minutes

I’m workin’ on it.

I haven't cum since Thursday and I am so aching to watch porn. Also, I mixed 4 old bottles together to create a new concoction and it's going to mess me up so good.

I like thinking back to when that stud @thunderguyx.bsky.social came in my throat 🫠

He kept waking me up last night.

He’s so hard right now.

I love dick in my throat.

Good grief, I just came 3 times. In other news, I have a new kink, where I lay down with my head hanging off the bed, and a man chokes me with his hard dick. As I'm about to cum, I'll take a breath, and you go all the way in and make me gag for a good 30 seconds while I writhe and swallow you.

So I'm high, and I just came twice, and I just remembered that episode of Dawson's Creek where Jen and Joey snuck into Dawson's bedroom, where he hid a porn tape in his VCR, he didn't rewind, and then Jen goes "this is where Dawson...blew his rocket!" Or something similar! That was too funny!!!!!!

I just need to get through the day so I can play Final Fantasy and then masturbate to Old Reliable.

Can I please just get a dick in my ass and a dick in my throat with some sperm injection in both ends?

I really hate porn in which I can't see the tops face while he's fucking.

I miss the smell of lube-y cock that has once been in my ass, as it goes back in my mouth.

Serious inquiry. I would like a man I can fellate frequently. Train my throat, and feed me semen.

I'm wishing I had a buddy to get stoned with tonight.

It's such a special feeling when a man orgasms in my throat.

There's nothing quite like blowing a dude and having him cum in my throat to bring me out of my funk.

I think the mid-life crisis is starting.

I definitely just procrasturbated because I'm a little bored, a little depressed, and I had some porn playing as I drove home.

Guys seem to like it when I’m sucking their dick, and when my throat doesn’t open up immediately, I put their hands on the back of my head so they can push it in. The rest of my body tends to tingle and spasm.

Hey bators, if you know, you know.

Orgasms feel good.

I started watching King of the Hill recently. Is Hank....not ugly?

Bruh, I’m so happy right now.

Jay Stryker makes me so horny.

Bishop Angus, please fuck me.

I feel like a late morning popperbate.

He needed some air.

I want to take an edible tonight, vape, and popperbate all night. Coach me and make me forget all my troubles.

I miss having a straight friend I could just message him and say "I came to you today." My best friend from BateWorld passed a year ago, and I miss him so much. I'm scrolling through our emails, and am re-living the story. I'm watching his videos, zooming up on his pictures.

I am beginning the migration of all my stuff from another smut account. These two dudes did ass to mouth on me repeatedly before giving me my birthday breeding. Before they each bred me, they gripped my neck, looked into my eyes, and said "happy birthday."

Holy fuck balls I couldn’t hold it.

Another veiny erection picture.

I can’t believe how hard he is this morning. #princealbert #penis #uncut #dick

An oldie, but goodie.

I haven't cum since last Thursday, so when I get home, it's going to be explosive.

Might I have any friends out there who are cast mates at a certain maison du rodent that could get me 2 admissions?

Do I by chance have any friends here who could take me to LAX on Monday at 4am?

Yesterday, I twerked onto my man's dick, and it fit perfectly in my ass, and he enjoyed it very much.

@nejote.dad saw these first.

It’s tricky urinating with the #princealbert, unless you’re in the shower.

Holy fuck I was so horny.

Does anyone have any advice on buying fabric so I can wrap myself in a fundoshi?

This ad from a video game magazine made me gay. I remember I literally licked this page.

Here’s a sleepy chub for you.