I don't need therapy, I got this.

he thinks I stole his look...

King's Row on a ten year streak of being the best map in the game.

Everyone keeps talking about this 'Final Fantasy' thing so I thought why not give it a try.

time to reunite with my wife

Watch me spend the rest of my life in this fucking game. Holy shit, they are COOKING. www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8Sg...

Realized today that I surround myself with the wrong sort of people when I discovered that Pullman finished the Book of Dust trilogy last year and not one of my friends told me..........

'Hey, did the internal battery of your Pokémon Emerald copy run dry again? :)' 'How could you tell???'

Christmas coming this early????? youtu.be/QG5zyawLZbY?...

Now that I finished Savage prog, I'm kinda torn on what other games I should play next. On one hand I wanna try out games I've wanted to play for a long time, like Pandora's Tower or Birth By Sleep. On the other hand I can feel my 37th Xenoblade and Majora's Mask replay approaching........

What's your favorite game from every Nintendo console you've owned? NES: Shatterhand SNES: Earthbound GB: Link's Awakening N64: Majora's Mask GBA: Pokémon Emerald DS: Layton - The Lost Future Wii: Xenoblade 3DS: Bravely Default Wii U: Xenoblade X Switch: Xenoblade 3 Future Redeemed

DOBBY IS FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

seeing this come together is fucking insane... no idea how I'm gonna find the space to display this, especially considering I'm still missing the Hospital Wing as well as the East Wing coming later this year

I guess I could've looked up a guide on how to get this relic. But I prefer................... just winging it. 😎 *tips fedora* *dabs* *fortnite-dances*

Seeing turbo casuals on discord clearing one (1)! savage fight by the skin of their teeth and then spouting shit like 'healer should never use swiftcase unless they rez someone'... This savage tier really brings out the worst in everyone.

my personal definition of bliss

lets fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

got myself some extremely good second-hand Lego deals and made my inner 9-year old happy 🥹

it's just that easy (it's not)

Finally understanding Idyllic Dream after two hours of M12S VOD watching made me feel like this #FFXIV

The attitude of some people in Party Finder is......... concerning. Turns up in 760 Savage gear and berates us for mentioning that he's doing 10k less damage then the White Mage.

One down, three to go #FFXIV

watch me peeposhy-ing in real time 🥹

Finally watched Knives Out 3 and maaaaaaan I hope they keep doing these movies indefinitely. What a fucking treat that movie was.

New Year's Resolutions: - get pumped - eat healthy - finally use the 283 retro consoles I bought and modded last year

The new FFXIV raid tier OST goes so incredibly hard in the gym, jesus christ...

trying out a new diet plan this week and it already feels leagues better than 'eat 2kg of oatmeal each day for breakfast'

🔥🔥 NEVER 🚫 HAD A CHOICE 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️ NEVER 🚫 LET THE OPPS WIN 📉📉 CALM THEM NERVES 💦 GOT THE WHOLE WORLD 👀 WATCHING 👀 READY SET 🚦🚦 GO 🚦🚦 AND THERE AINT NO 🛑 STOPPING 🛑 ONLY ONE 1️⃣ OPTION ☝️ LIGHT IT UP❗❗🔥🔥

Being literally the only person in the whole office building has both pros and cons. Cons: - kinda boring - no one to talk shit with Pros: - "EVERYTHING BURNS, LIGHT IT UP LET'S GO, LIGHT IT UP LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!"

Man I wish I could've listened in on the FFXIV team when they decided on the new raid OSTs. 'Mr. Soken, what are we going with this time?' 'Every fight gets a different singer.' 'But...' 'I want goth-KD/A, Blink-182 and AC/DC.' 'Sir-...' 'And an actual Rage Against the Machine+Beartooth collab.'

New FFXIV normal mode raid tier released yesterday and judging only from the vibes and the normal mode mechanics... this might actually be my favorite raid tier of all time.

Very happy about Exp33 winning all those awards. Aside from deserving them, I just know these idiots would've snubbed Blue Prince anyway. (And it's funny watching people mald online.)

Loving the reactions from friends/family to my shaved-off hair so far. It's been equal parts: "Why did you do that?????" "You look like a Nazi." "You finally actually look Polish."

imagine minding your own business in Limsa and suddenly hundreds of christmas-themed Lalafell walk past you while /sh WAHHH... #FFXIV

Can't believe it's 2025 and Yoshi-P is still out here doing 3hr long presentations holding up printed-out artwork. Please SE, get with the times man. :')

Felt good about my freshly shaved head until I sent my mum a picture and she responded with 🫣🤢. And people ask me why I almost never upload pictures of myself... 💀

I've done day one Destiny raid races, cleared FFXIV ultimates, participated in Karate tournaments, hiked for an entire day once... ... but nothing in my life prepared me for the torture that is having to eat 3000cal every day.

it's time to beat up a (savage) child

oh oops

they said it couldn't be done (they = me) #FFXIV

so fucking CLOOOSE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Finally saw Crystallize Time fuuuuuuck yeahhhhhhh

there's now a video out there of me dancing and singing loudly to a Taylor Swift song while completely shitfaced might be time to retire from the internet

finally reached PHASE 4 AHHHHHH IT'S LESBIAN TIME

Nothing hurts more than bringing up Blue Prince in a conversation and realizing that literally nobody I know played this absolute fucking masterpiece of a game...

Doug Bowser is gonna send me into the shadow realm for this.

'Hey baby, is that an accursed horde in your deep dungeon or are you just happy to see me?' - me on Tuesday probably

"How's FRU going?" "Well..."

Finally got around to doing the 7.2 normal raids and all I have to say is... WHEN I CLIMB IN THE RING WE LOCK EYES AND THAT'S WHEN I REALIZE THAT I'M FREE

Forked Tower? I don't even know her!