'And what relaxing activity are you enjoying on your day off, Markus? :)' #FFXIV

help

Kefka giving us the hardest debuffs known to man: missionary sex and doggy sex

Kefka Ultimate PF has certainly been.... an experience so far.

Phase 2 reached 🤡 #FFXIV

Slowly realizing that Kefka is not the only clown anymore. I have taken uni exams that were easier to study for than this. #FFXIV

This is me, trying to understand the thought process of Forsaken in Kefka P2..................

hi mom, I'm back for more

Hook, Line, aaaand Sphincter!

what an asshole

Ready for Kefka to impregnate me.

Been listening to the new Harry Potter audible books and man, fuck the movies. These audiobooks are gonna be the definitive way to experience the franchise for me going forward. I'm absolutely blown away by the amount of effort and love put into these.

7 hours to go....

Not me realising way too late that Beartooth is doing a european tour this fall. Fuck, I might have to get tickets for the Berlin show......

Big Fishing is probably one of the only times this game feels like an actual MMO. I fucking love it.

the goaaaaaaat

going back and rewatching the highlights of my Destiny career...

Time to look for another live-service game to waste my life on now that Destiny ends in two weeks.

i'm actually so fucking sad right now

DSR and TOP OST on Spotify. I can feel the urge to prog Ultimates in PF creep in again... open.spotify.com/track/7umIBB...

fucking finallyyy

Jojo's really is incredibly educational at times. Joseph even teaches the reader the correct way to treat a Nazi.

me during the day: 'I'm gonna try and fix my sleep schedule tonight! :)' me the following night at 2am:

this is fine

Tune in to my pole dance stream next Saturday!

Seeing this kind of communication for Marathon while Destiny is over there dying in a corner actually makes me so fucking mad.

why the fuck did this become a meme????

I was planning on doing a KH series playthrough (never played anything after KH2) but reading up on the whole X Union Chi mobile bullshit is actually giving me a headache.

Man I really hate the stan culture around pop singers. Never understood it, never will. Now. Sabrina Carpenter though..................

sitting here at work, thinking about my girlfriend...

how i'm at home waiting for the trade to arrive

vocal XIV casuals on Twitter trying to roast this tweet reminded me that 80% of the playerbase desperately want this game to be a visual novel instead of an MMO...

same energy

pictured: duality of man

i have no memory of this place...

Fuck me man, 250€... Well, one good thing about not wanting to pay license fees to a transphobe is that I inevitably save a lot of money by having to wait for private resellers. :')

I do be unmaking the unmaking unmaker #FFXIV

what the fuck

With that being said, as we germans like to say: 'Out of my way, low-income earner!' (only took me 4 years lmao)

Been going through the 7.x patch stories in NG+, just have the MSQ stuff fresh in mind and... man, my ADHD-riddled brain is just not made for this kind of dialogue-writing and quest design. #FFXIV

Opened up Twitter for a second just to read this and immediately closed the app again. Not a single braincell left over there...

logging on in FFXIV after almost two months of absence and being greeted by this beauty <3

THE WICKED WITCH (2min Window Meta) IS DEAD

DRG IS SO FUCKIGN BACK OMGGGGG

This has potential I guess but the removed Fight or Flight and Atonement combo already doesn't really... excite me.

Incredibly whelmed by this. To the point where I might skip this one after all 😐

I guess I should finally watch it?

Showing me DRG as an example is just plain disrespectful after what they did with it in Dawntrail 🥲

BiS grind doesn't seem to change much after all, since this only includes iLevel... So still 292 weeks of Savage reclears for multiple jobs. 🥲