My Switch 2 arrived early HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I’m so alone

Watching Rogue One after Andor hits so different. I don’t even remember half these scenes

UNIVERSAL STUDIOS UK CONFIRMED!!!!

Rewatching The Simpsons the way God intended: with the audio commentary ON and an episode guide that could probably crush someone’s head

My partner asks, “is Tom Holland English?” Quick as a flash, sharp as an arrow, I reply: “Yeah, and Tom England is Dutch!!!” Next thing I know I’m on a stage in Oslo, accepting the Nobel Peace Prize. Engelbert Humperdinck offers me the Key to the City in Toronto. I lay an egg

The original Mary Poppins is anti-capitalist, anti-imperialist, has a song dedicated to women’s rights, and - well, I guess the penguins COULD be gay? Anyway, it’s a masterpiece

I tried to warn you all back in 2016 on Nintendo Miitomo Nobody listened

We should take ALL OF DAVID’S BAD TWEETS and PUT THEM ON A DIFFERENT APP