realizing there's a whole genre of music called Utopian Scholastic has rocked my world because, yeah, that's just '90s Epcot area music. THAT'S THE INNOVENTIONS LOOP RIGHT THERE

Best part of the Easter story is when Mary Magdalene mistakes the freshly resurrected Son of God for a local gardener, because it suggests - as artists have considered throughout history - that Jesus was inexplicably wearing a floppy hat and carrying a shovel

we don't talk enough about Brum's involvement in the assassination of the Archduke Franz Ferdinand in 1914. the blood of millions is on his tyres

Found the perfect charm for my PS Vita: a smaller PS Vita

UNIVERSAL STUDIOS UK IS OFFICIALLY GO!!!!!! THE DEVELOPMENT CONSENT ORDER HAS BEEN GRANTED!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!

with all due respect to the rest of you, I am the only person on earth actually doing this Music thing properly

The Simpsons’ last ever episode. It didn’t need to end this way 😔 #fortnite

My Switch 2 arrived early HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I’m so alone

Watching Rogue One after Andor hits so different. I don’t even remember half these scenes

UNIVERSAL STUDIOS UK CONFIRMED!!!!

Rewatching The Simpsons the way God intended: with the audio commentary ON and an episode guide that could probably crush someone’s head

My partner asks, “is Tom Holland English?” Quick as a flash, sharp as an arrow, I reply: “Yeah, and Tom England is Dutch!!!” Next thing I know I’m on a stage in Oslo, accepting the Nobel Peace Prize. Engelbert Humperdinck offers me the Key to the City in Toronto. I lay an egg

The original Mary Poppins is anti-capitalist, anti-imperialist, has a song dedicated to women’s rights, and - well, I guess the penguins COULD be gay? Anyway, it’s a masterpiece

I tried to warn you all back in 2016 on Nintendo Miitomo Nobody listened

We should take ALL OF DAVID’S BAD TWEETS and PUT THEM ON A DIFFERENT APP