Hey can i disassociate at you real quick

U want cyberpunk for the cool tech I want cyberpunk for the degeneracy We are not the same

Guy who keeps calling himself a Friend of Dorothy bc he's pals with someone named that and keeps getting confused when people chuckle

I wish i could just mention bot-tan and guarantee a llm reply

All are weak against Big Guys just ask Fetterman

I kinda love the 40k trope of "the taller the dude the more powerful he is" Like they were really like "ok so we made better space marines.. how do we make sure people know theyre better?... Oh we'll make them taller!"

Drinking water angrily

Apparently my work isn't shiny enough and i have been told this in somewhere near the most insulting way possible and im actually stewing

Call me cambodia the way i have angkor rn

My favorite shirt is falling apart :(

🎶🎶 I'mmm pissed off todayyyy🎶🎶

Dying brb

I think we should make a denser water that hydrates like 3 cups of water for every cup of superwater

Girl who is trying to remember how to be a human

If someone gives me $5000 i will go to a novelty certificate place and get a doctorate of religion

You should hate money and give it all to me and my friends for proper disposal

What vibe do i give off? Do i give off a vibe? Do vibes exist?

Noodle time

Estrogen made me a subby creature

Meditation aid (complete restraints)

Girl who only listens to the worst punk music you've ever heard

Maybe I'll try to do a new years resolution to do a schedule again.. 2 weeks for a standard entry and 4 for longer projects? Very loose and subject to change but that would be something to give myself rules and slight pressure to write again.

Maybe i write something for ToA today

Music has the same memory effect as the right smell i think

Getting lost in memories good, bad and grey sometimes all three at once

I feel ill but work is light

Thinking about that chaos magic book that was just like "you can make your own magical type by just throwing mancy on the end of a word" and yknow he was right

We do a little bibliomancy here

ashlee just asked "Why do I love Lizzy?" and opened the Bible to a random verse. She wound up with this one!!! JESUS SAID SHE LOVES ME BECAUSE I'M A DUMB BITCH LET'S GOOO #Testimonials

booting up minecraft bc why not

Trump has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.

everyone talks shit about purging political opponents but you get real fucking bloated after bingeing them

Dank memes? No thanks, I don't do drugs.

It's the weekend babyyyyy

Shlee's cottage cheese rankings: S tier: Schneider's (peak east coast) Umpqua (peak pnw) A tier Great value (Walmart) B tier: Trader Joe's Nordica Good & Gather (Target) C tier Daisy (i really want to like it but it tastes like sour cream ): Giant eagle

rip farmers almanac

My gender is freaky little creature not whatever a woman is

Please provide an itinerary of all planned unforseen events

You owe nothing to anyone... Except me you owe me 150 dollars or im sending Vinny to collect.

"get your heart right with god." Cardiology patient: "that bad, eh?"

The world wants u to pay attention to the horrors but you can literally just be a cute little creature with ur head stuck in the clouds and they can't stop you

I think bot-tan is either hella repressed or the most asexual of the asexuals

"we caught a platoon of Americans surrendering! What should we do with..." *Americans suddenly producing hidden firearms and engaging in a massacre* "HAHA ITS JUST A PRANK BRO!"

I should be a useless pet or possibly a very useful servant for a cute girl but this in between is killing me

Girltwink x boybrick

Cuteness particles are actually quite the problem. Most people don't realize they're a form of radiation and can cause cancer with enough exposure.

Switch couple who accidentally use their clickers at the same time and then neither gives a command bc they both immediately go into subspace

I got some sexy clothes and they confuse me bc on one hand sexy on the other hand dysphoria That and i should've gotten black the red looks like that damn guy from that meme

I think getting dommed by someone else's sub is actually like more subby bc like congratulations you're even further down the chain of command here

Wow. Im depressed