Pretty much all the star wars movie titles work here but my favourite is The Rise of Sausage

Jurassic Sausage 🦖🌭

They didn't often share a bed, and this one was more a product of Lokis love of the sun than any real fondness between them. Blue (🌈) looks unimpressed. #greyhound #dogsofbluesky #whippet

I've been watching Star wars episode 4 on Disney Plus. It's definitely not the best version. The CGI looks awful and the scene with Han and Greedo is unforgivable. I still have cassette tapes from the THX remaster they did in...1994? 1996? They're fine. Or at least better than this!

You'd never guess the length of the rapsheet on this boy when he's lying here looking like this...

Is there a precise moment when video games just...enshittified? I've been a serious gamer my entire life and now I look at what's on offer and just....bleh. When the most interesting thing to talk about is skins, or another sequel, or an IP crossover event, or a twitch stream... Lost its way

Some sad news, I'm afraid. Our greyhound, Mister Blue, died swiftly and unexpectedly yesterday morning. Vet at a loss; likely a spinal injury triggering shock and heart failure. No warning, and no real history of trouble. From running around daft to dead in 30 minutes. We're gutted, obviously. (1/2)

Just in case anyone in the south London region is looking to adopt a very sweet hound, an acquaintance of mine is having sadly to return his boy to FOAL farm. FOAL are a wonderful outfit. That's where we got our Loki www.foalfarm.org.uk/dogs/rambo/

This noodle is extra bendy. 360 degree #whippet #dogsofbluesky

Sigh. Not cool Loki, not cool. Need a different bed solution for him I think. And refresh the separation anxiety training. No biggie.

Nothing beats a good noodle pretzel

Happiness is bringing home a dog who, exhausted from chasing a ball in the park, collapses in a panting, grinning mess by your desk while you work

I remember it! Remember enjoying it too. Big dark finale! Solid.

Debut. Darkest book by a long way. The Family: Available on audiobook and ebook: amzn.eu/d/0YMkq55 #booksky #books #thrillers #crime 📚💙

Obligatory cone of shame pic! In fact he didn't need is. Stitches are out and he's doing really well. New lease on life. Running around and obviously immediately got an abrasion on the same foot so now limping again! But he's so obviously happier.

Just got a freebie video game. Voice-over is clearly AI. So gross. Honestly? I'd rather just read the tutorial than listen to fake voice acting with all its odd intonation and timing.

Our grey is recovering from a tendon surgery. It seems to have gone well.

Cargo shorts are cool, okay!! They go well with my Crocs

Just me and the boys doing our best to chill in the hot weather #dogsofbluesky #rescue

Nice interview on the Bookshelf Cafe: www.thebookshelfcafe.news/author-inter...

Him Loki. Him washed. Him ready toweltime yisss.

Video games industry: we're going to sack a ton of people and cancel games to save money and keep costs down Also video games industry: here now please buy games at a higher price than ever. Fuckin suits killed my hobby, man.

Until we come up with an organising ethic that isn't 'get as much stuff as cheap as possible', we're going to keep devouring ourselves. For an alternative I suggest: 'dignity in work, or if that can't be achieved, let's get ice cream'

There's gonna be so much money in low or no alcohol 'driving beers'

I don't know that I will ever be even half as committed to anything as our little guy is to this yogurt pot.

Yay, got it!

One freshly washed derphound, fluffy ane confused. Rather than just confused. I think he would like a boop. #dogsofbluesky #greyhound

My ebook is out in the wild! If you like vampires, action, and the occasional laugh, this might be for you. It's Buffy meets Trainspotting. I'd be delighted if you gave it a look, and honoured if you decided to buy it (it's only a fiver). amzn.eu/d/a9M1gmX

I'm pleased to see the hot weather here is affecting my greyhound's sleep less than mine!

This yoga pose is Undignified Sprawl. It requires years to master. (Unknown why it is not being demonstrated on the sofa instead...)

I wonder if any other #writers or #authors would be willing to share with me their experience of self-publishing. I've finished (or at least, *I'm* finished) with the MS. Now what? Clearly selling it on Amazon is vital. KDP? Are there other methods? Thanks in advance for your thoughts ♥️

Me: I'm an individual with a strong sense of what I like, well informed taste, very hard to predict what I'd enjoy Netflix: here's some stuff Me: god damn you.<watches the stuff>

I think we need a word to describe things that we do that are very worthwhile, but we often can't be arsed with doing, but we're almost always glad we did once it's over. Going to the gym for example.

I think Loki is after more cuddles. But the derptongue is lowering the credibility...

Can someone please make it so that I can play Doom within the game of Doom?

Ah,hotel 'coffee' and jet lag. We meet again old friends Non-dairy creamer...

Loki in the sunshine. Just loving his rescue life #dogsofbluesky

This is how literally every conversation with a physio goes. No matter what you say or do. 'I want you to do these seventeen new exercises, six times per day.'

Mister Blue 'sharing' the sofa with me. Tbf there's just about room for one person to sit...

I've written a bunch of short stories over the years - mostly 'day after tomorrow' science fiction. Some of them are even good! I put them up on substack now and then. Perhaps you'd like to read this one about a musician who pays a high price for his art. open.substack.com/pub/ajarchib...

How is this comfortable, dude?

Am I the only person in their forties who is still waiting for their REAL life to begin?

Odd things about #greyhound number 125. Achilles fleshy web stuff. Achilles in attack position? Meat-sail for extra speed?

Jaws is 50 years young this summer. It's been in my imagination for a lifetime. Here's an example: ko-fi.com/post/The-Sha... #booksky 📚💙

Spotted in the wild: #books 📚💙 #booksky www.waterstones.com/book/to-pay-...

They say breakfast is one of the most important meals of the day. But it's also one of the _only_ meals of the day so I'm not really sure what to do with this...

Someday, they're going to make a combo of hospital drama and periodic drama and the world is never going to leave the couch. Scrubton Abbey.

Generative AI is like that overly persistent waiter with the pepper grinder. I didn't ask for it on anything, and now apparently I have to have it with every damn thing.

The greyhound is either asking me to get rocking or, more likely, kindly requesting that I cease making these odd noises near his bed.