*She flicks her wrist to the side as an arrow appears into the palm of her hand. Bringing the arrow to her mouth, she licks the tip of the arrow before slamming it into @bratprincelestat.bsky.social’s left ass cheek. #Cupid

*She flicks her wrist to the side as an arrow appears into the palm of her hand. Bringing the arrow to her mouth, she licks the tip of the arrow before slamming it into @janeonstilts.bsky.social’s left ass cheek. #Cupid

*She flicks her wrist to the side as an arrow appears into the palm of her hand. Bringing the arrow to her mouth, she licks the tip of the arrow before slamming it into @daringmatriarch.bsky.social’s left ass cheek. #Cupid

Two more days and your hearts are mine. #Cupid

*A grin spreads across her face* and what does one’s heart desire?

You can run, but you cannot hide. #Cupid

I am craving something. And I don’t know what. It’s incredibly frustrating.

Humming to herself, she drags the human male by his leg and makes her way to her bathing chambers. His head slams against the side of the wall as she passes the corner.

That brought me great joy.

Anything can be turned into a weapon when in the wrong hands. *She waves the banana before chucking it at Poseidons face*

We often find inspiration in the smallest of things.

Who am I? I am no one. *She grins* just a hungry innocent woman.

Hi my name is Eros and I can wipe my own ass. Follow at your own risk. #Cupid

SL Part One Regenerate The sound of water echos through the atmosphere as it moves down the bars of her cage and into the collection of water gathered at the floor. Her arms curl around her legs as she moves her knees closer to her chest. (1)

It’s about to get dark in here. #Cupid

Only if I can get him into the bathtub

Lmao

Being able to unplug from technology while on vacation was the best decision I’ve made. But now I’m back. What have I missed?

*She steps away* I don’t need any golden showers.

*She raises a brow* oh? And who are you ?

*She smacks him with the roach spray* ewwwww

*Sprays Raid on the humans* ….they must be punished for entering my domain

The warmest wishes this holiday season to each of you. #Cupid

Lmao I always forget to eat.

//I don’t cook. I’m the friend people send food home with because they want to make sure I’m eating lmao. I’ve been sent home with food for the same reason the past two weekends now.

Did you want to shave his beard? I’ll grab the clippers

Would you like to fall before me? *She flutters her eyes at him*

Tell that to the intense pain and bloating

*She raises a brow as her fists rest on her hips* oh someone is sassy today

Such compliments. Truly

Lmao wrong Eros my friend. Daughter of Chaos here.

*She wraps her arms and legs around him. Pulling her legs and him closer to her body as she licks peanut butter off of his chin before nipping.* Maybe because I want you to find me?

*She smears peanut butter over his face before dragging her hand down to his chest. Bringing her hand to her mouth, she licks a dollop of peanut butter from the tip of her index finger.* Oh those dogs. Have they gone missing?

He has no proof *she kicks a dog dog under the couch*

*She drops two of the jars of peanut butter and unscrews the jar of the creamy variety. Ripping off the seal with her teeth, she shoves her hand into the jar while staring back with innocent eyes* I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Okay, okay! *She teleports in front of him and takes the jars* you know, you’re getting so cranky in your old age

*She takes a small step closer* maybe….

…did he just call me a rodent!?

*She snorts* I’m no fool!

I’m lovable. Don’t hate.

If you’re referring to Hades, his temper has melted all the cells left in his big ol’ head.

I like to exercise his fat ass. He gets to lazy on that throne of his.

His pocket of paradise is his left hand.

I just wanted him to shine bright like a diamond….

Don’t tempt me with a good time

*She snorts* Zeus can’t handle me

Hades is such a grumpy pants!

*A gasp leaves her mouth as she holds her hands to her chest* you wouldn’t! Their shits are bigger than your ego!

*She drags her tongue across his face before vanishing and reappearing across from him.* if you weren’t so freakishly tall, one would not wish to climb such heights

LIAR!